06.

Dude, We're In The Wrong Body

Chapter 06 

WARNING: CRACK. NONVERSATIONS. VULGARITIES. FILLER CHAPTER; DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH THE WHOLE STORY. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, AGAIN!

Fourth Hour.

"Hyung..."

"Which one?"

"Hahaha!!"

"Tch...all my hyungs."

"Yes?"

"I'm hungry."

"You're not the only one."

"How long have we been in here?"

"I don't know. None of us wear watches and our phones got confiscated."

...

GRUMBLE

"...I'm hungry."

"Yes, we know, Sungjong. Your stomach just told us so."

"I'm sorry we don't keep food in our storeroom."

...

GRUMBLE

"Sunggyu-hyung, I'm hungry too."

"And am I supposed to give you food right now, Dongwoo?"

"I hope you would."

"No."

"Then let's order pizza when Manager-hyung lets us out!"

"Are you paying, Woohyunnie?"

"Of course not, the Leader has to be the one who pays."

"..."

Fifth Hour.

"Which idol group name do you like?"

"B.A.P.."

"Yah! You should say Infinite!! Are you an Infinite member?! Are you not proud to be in Infinite?"

"Myungsoo, calm down."

"Of course I'm an Infinite member. But I just chose B.A.P 'cause of the acronym meanings."

"Oh, not because you like rice?"

"That's a lame pun."

"You know the meaning of the acronyms?"

"B.A.P means Beautiful Asian People right?"

"That's not even the right meaning! It's Best, Absolute, Perfect, Nam-idiot."

"The meaning still fits me though, hahaha!"

"Let's guess the idol groups' acronyms."

"What does SS501 mean?"

"Super Show 5 -"

"Super Show belongs to Super Junior."

"Well I'm sorry I didn't know."

"Uh-huh, and you wanna Kyuhyun.."

"Hahah, now...U-KISS."

"You know, when I first heard of them... I thought they'd be like 'U Kiss, I Kiss, We All Kiss'! Muack muack muack!"

"...you are so dumb, Woohyun."

"Only someone as greasy as you would come up with that."

"But it'd be fun if they did that during concerts, no?"

"No."

"Can we talk about some female groups this time? Since there's no ing around.."

"Watch your language, maknae. Anyway, I like 2NE1's name. It sounds like 21 too."

"I think that's the point, Sunggyu-hyung."

"I like f(x). They used Math."

"Again with the Math..."

"Annnd because I worked with Krystal before too."

"But didn't they say f(x) is something like flower plus female's double x-chromosome?"

"What? Isn't that Science?"

"Oh...they should have gone with the Math algebraic symbol."

"..."

"We're not having fun with talking 'bout female groups. Let's go back to male groups."

"What about TEEN TOP?"

"Um... Talented...Energetic...Enthusiastic...Not...Treacherous...Optimus...Prime?"

"What the heck, Sungyeol?!"

"Why did Optimus Prime appear?"

"I don't remember the real meaning too, it's too long."

"But when I start spelling out their name, I start singing a song."

"Oh, oh, that song!"

"T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS... LET'S GO!~"

"Kyakyakyakya!!"

"HAHAHAHAH!"

"You guys are so lame..."

Sixth Hour.

"Why did we suddenly switch souls?"

"How did we switch?"

"And why is Sungyeol still Sungyeol?"

"Because I'm lucky, duh."

"Aish, I should have been the one who remains in my own body."

"You should be glad that you switched with someone who's younger though..."

"Exactly! Hyung, I'm in your body now! Do you know how old I felt when I woke up?"

"..."

"And I nearly thought I became blind because no light entered these small eyes!"

"Woah, don't cross the line and insult those eyes of mine. They are charming, okay."

"If you say so~"

"I'm actually happy that I switched with Myungsoo! I get to know the feeling of being a handsome, flower boy, kyakyakya!"

"You were already handsome before you 'became' Myungsoo."

"Ugh, don't flirt, Hoya."

"I wasn't!"

"I'm honestly glad that I switched with you too, Dongwoo-hyung. But I don't like how you touch things that aren't yours."

"Heh, don't hold grudges, Myungsoo, it was unintentional."

"..."

"Aish, my y, face is gone too, now replaced with some tree face..."

"What tree face?! Mind you, I have an extremely good-looking and cute face!"

"Yeah, sure..."

"Pfft!"

"I think I look cuter."

"Why is everyone making fun of me?"

"Don't worry, I think you're okay."

"Thanks, Sunggyu. But just 'okay'??"

Seventh Hour.

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"...one...plus one...window...? Mm..yea..."


I apologize once again for this. It'll be the last time, okay! ^^; The story continues on~~ next chapter

But... please tell me which Hour (1-7 bcs 7 members heh) was your favourite? ㅋㅋㅋ

Thank you for reading <3

 

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SwindlerLNoko
#1
Chapter 9: What the..?!! It's the most hilarious thing i've ever read!!! Hahahaha
SwindlerLNoko
#2
Chapter 3: Ohmagash!! It's so funny!! XD
kuntumriri
#3
Chapter 9: Go Maknae On Top Lee Sungjong!! revenge for all the leader's tease to you *kidding lol
marjmallowme
#4
Chapter 9: you made my day!!! (or mornight haha) update soon! fighting!!!
Deminator #5
Chapter 9: This is to funny xD ty for the update
Wooaegi
#6
Chapter 9: Puhahahaha that's so stupid!!
ArhitSat
#7
Chapter 8: Обновите,пожалуйста)Это так смешно)))
ariira #8
Chapter 8: Please update ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ this fic is so funny xD please update soon ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
taemtrash #9
faster update bruh everybody telling you to update