Chapter 05 

WARNING: CRACK. NONVERSATIONS. VULGARITIES. FILLER CHAPTER; DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH THE WHOLE STORY. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! 

"It's dark in here..." - Sungjong

"No , Sherlock." - Hoya

...

"Was that an insult to Key's song?" - Woohyun

"Nope. But oh aren't you so curioouuussss~ to know why it's dark?" - Hoya

"We didn't install a light bulb in the storeroom." - Sunggyu

"Thanks, Captain Obvious." - Hoya

"Aish, hyung! Stop being so sarcastic! Let's talk like how we normally do!" - Sungjong

"Yeah, after we just fought with one another." - Sungyeol

...

"Let's look on the bright side!" - Dongwoo

"Do you know how ironic you sound?" - Sunggyu

"Hyung!" - Dongwoo

"Okay, okay..." - Sunggyu

"We can have some bonding time in here." - Dongwoo

"...What do you suggest we do then?" - Woohyun

"Well, since we got 'grounded' because we fought... Hoya and Sungyeol should first apologize to their 'victims'." - Dongwoo

"Nope, not happening." - Hoya

"He deserved it." - Sungyeol

"I didn't deserve to get my hair pulled by hyung!" - Sungjong

"Pfft, it wasn't even your hair! It's Sunggyu's!" - Sungyeol

"Oh my god, you're right! Apologize to my hair!" - Sunggyu

"Okay, okay... I'm sorry, Sungjong or Sunggyu, for uh...trying to pull your hair out of your scalp." - Sungyeol

"...you're forgiven, hyu-" - Sungjong

"But you deserved it." - Sungyeol

"..." - Sungjong

"Your turn, Hoya." - Sungyeol

"..." - Hoya

"Howon." - Dongwoo

"I'm sorry, Namu." - Hoya

"For?" - Woohyun

"For chasing you around." - Hoya

"Alright, I'll forgive you, but you're treating the next time we go drinking. And you were really scary..." - Woohyun

GLOMP

"Dude, why are you hugging me?" - Sunggyu

"Where's Hoya sitting? I need to hug him to show him that we're back to being friends." - Woohyun

"Nah, you don't have to." - Hoya

...

"Is there someone missing in here? 'Cause I don't think I've heard a certain someone's voice..." - Sungjong

"Oh yeah, Myungsoo hasn't spoken a word yet." - Sunggyu

"He's not asleep, is he?" - Woohyun

"I'm not." - Myungsoo

...

"I don't remember why you guys started fighting just now." - Myungsoo

"...don't trigger them again, Myungsoo." - Sunggyu

"Actually I don't too. I was just watching the show when Hoya suddenly pushed me away and tried to wrestle Woohyun." - Dongwoo

"He was being too touchy." - Hoya

"I'm touchy with everyone." - Woohyun

"You shouldn't be with Dongwoo, or I'll come after you." - Hoya

"I don't think we should ever watch the first two episodes of Ranking King again. There's excessive Myungjong moments that'll make Sungyeol jealous too." - Sunggyu

"I agree." - Sungjong

"I wasn't jealous!" - Sungyeol

"Pfft." - Hoya

"What do we do now?" - Dongwoo

...

First Hour.

"What if I need to pee?"

"Hold it in, Dongwoo."

"But if I can't?"

"It's not like your bladder is the size of a pea."

"I used to think that if your bladder gets too full, it'll explode like KABOOM."

"I'm not surprised you think that way, Sungjong."

"I need to pee now."

"Eww, please, no! Where can you pee in this room?!"

"Hahaha, I'm just kidding! I have a longer urethra than everyone else!"

"...bro, that's like saying you have a long ."

"Ugh, too much information."

"Can we not talk about ?"

"Myungsoo's still mentally scarred, keke."

Second Hour.

"What's the best prank you've ever pulled on Aprils' Fools?"

"I called my mum and told her I was pregnant."

"That's stupi-"

"Then she called me home and gave me the talk - on the birds and the bees..."

"Anyway, I filled Oreos with toothpaste."

"And I gave people gum."

"That's not a prank...?"

"Gum that's made from wasabi."

"Good job."

"Now that I've heard your pranks, I don't think mine was that bad."

"What did you do?"

"I doodled stuffs on someone's face."

"Do I dare ask what 'stuffs'..."

"."

"Holy , what's with you and ?"

"Did you call him 'dickhead'? Because he'd literally be one! Ahahah geddit?"

"Ugghhhhhh....."

Third Hour.

"If you could any male idol not from Infinite, who would it be?"

"Can't it be a female idol?"

"In case you still don't realize, Sungjong, your hyungs aren't the straightest guys out there."

"So you're pretty much gays."

"Evidently."

"Well, Woohyun can start off."

"Hm... Shinee's Key, I guess."

"Why?"

"'Cause he's my best friend and we're close to each other."

"Won't that be kind of awkward, hyung."

"Hey, I would honestly say Sunggyu if he isn't from Infinite."

COUGH COUGH

"Don't be embarrassed, Sunggyu."

"But Key's with...uhm what's his name? Kim Jonghyun, right?"

"My fellow dinosaur-look-alike friend."

"I ship Jongkey."

"Your turn, Hoya."

"Probably... Seo In Guk?"

"The dude that tried to kiss you on the cheek? And then hugged you? Then hit your chest playfully? Tsk."

"Jealous Dongwoo is jealous, tsk tsk... But why him?"

"Because he was my love in the drama."

"That's so cheesy, I can't take it. I think fans like you with him."

"Of course! I think he likes me too, he's like a fanboy of mine, hah!"

"Hoya, you can't just assume he's gay like you."

"Whatever. Myungsoo, your turn."

"I'm not participating in this."

"Oh come on!"

"Party pooper."

"Fine, Super Junior's Kyuhyun. He's good at Math, smart, good-looking and tall."

"Your reasons are lame...because he's good at Math..?"

"My turn, my turn! I'd do Kris."

"The leader from EXO-M? Um...why?"

"I heard he speaks a lot of languages; Korean, English, Mandarin, Cantonese..."

"...so?"

"I wanna know how he sounds like."

"'How he sounds like'?"

"Yep. Don't you wanna know which language he'd use when we're going at it? He'd probably go from Mandarin, to Korean then maybe add in a few English words with gusto. Can you imagine it?"

"No.."

"Sungyeol, just...just shut up."

TO BE CONTINUED. maybe

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