My Honey Bunny Sweety Monkey

My Honey Bunny Sweety Monkey

Marry Yeonhee? HAHAHAHA NO PROBLEM HAHAHAHA!

Pffft. They wish.

Fair enough my parents treat her like she's part of the family... but come on ...marry Yeonhee? My childhood best friend? The one I grew up as practically siblings with?

It's total , man.

Try as they might, but I'm not going to marry my little 'sister'. No ing way.

 

-Flashback-

“Umma, I don’t want to marry her…” Jaejoong whined.

 

“But why jae? Are you two very close?” His mom insisting

 

“Of course we are, but in familiarity close!, mam, it just like marry one of my sister!”

 

“Hi, I’m here.” Seo Hyun, one of my sister just pop of nowhere.

 

“Ack!! Where’ve you been all this time,” Jaejoong shrieked like a girl.

 

“Well, my little brother. Dad just called me, he said that my mom try to persuaded here you marry someone and asked me to come and convince mom that what she were doing is wrong.” Seo Hyun explained fastly and left me gasped.

 

“Finally! Noona! Please tell mom that I don’t want to marry Yeonhee a.k.a the vampire wannabe,” I cheered in my mind.

 

“Well about that, umma….”my sister turn her attention to my mom, “I just wanna say that…..I totally agree with your plan! I love Yeonhee, it’s about time I have a sister in law!”

 

My mouth dropped

 

I took a glanced to my feather, put my best pout and plead him like a puppy.

 

My father averted my gaze.

 

Gee~~~~I guess it’s settle know

 

-end of Flashback-

 



Jaejoong lounged at the breaks from the sharp turn of his vehicle into the vacant space in the parking lot. He's always been a rough driver, seemingly reckless, but a concentrated one at that. But it was at times like these when his mind was set on something else, that he'd tip the miniscule "Reserved for Employees." sign over with the mouth of his car.

 "WHY BE IN MY WAY FOR, you piece of steel !" he hissed with the utmost angst that surged from his popping veins. Woke up on the wrong side of the bed? Most likely. Pity, since he was usually good with mornings.

OK Jaejoong, breathe in... breathe out....

An exhale and a freed torso from the envelop of the seat belt. Jaejoong commenced to unlocking the door only to accidentally it open with a sudden unknown strength as it clashed into another. Yunho's black BMW.

! he winced, studying the slight scrape of metal against the gleaming ebony. He's gonna kick my , no doubt.

Sighing, he stepped out, slammed his protruding door shut, before pressing the red button that hung from the chain of his keys which set off an audible digital clicking noise, accompanied by a quick flash of his blue lights. And his ride was now secured from prying thieves.

 

And off he trudged towards the entrance of the SM building, only to be greeted by a smiling Yoochun.

"Waiting for anyone?" Jaejoong questioned the thin man who had lodged himself against the wall by the sliding doors.

"...No." the other lied, masking the fact that he had actually been waiting for Jaejoong all this time.

"Then why are you following me?"

"....." Damn, caught red-handed... "I happen to work here, too." he retorted. "And anyway, you're three minutes late."

Amused by Yoochun's response, Jaejoong could only smirk at his friend as he jabbed at a green button that pointed upwards. Ding. The metal of the elevator doors opened, and together they hopped in.

"So..." Yoochun fumbled for words, "...how's Yeonhee?" His voice was meek, but he needed to break the awkward silence and release the subject of his thoughts that had nipped at the back of his mind for quite some time now.

Gosh, he waited for me just to ask about Yeonhee?! "Why?" Jaejoong mused, glancing at the man that fidgeted beside him.

"Just... wondering."

Ding. Saved by the bell! And once again, the metal planks unfurled before them, allowing space for Yoochun to pace out first, Jaejoong trailing behind. Following the small hallway past closed glass doors, together they strode into the little white conference room where the rest of the band, their manager and auditor sat awaiting them.

+ + + +




An hour later, after discussing the financial aspect of their musical careers, the five members of DBSK had decided to lock themselves into the practice room, practice dancing and singing.

A light tap on the door, and the burst of flinging it ajar; an intrusion by their extravagantly beautiful stylist.

 

 "Yo, I have some news!" Yuri beamed before making herself comfortable on a vacant swivel chair. "As of now, I am on maternity leave." she announced. "But," she paused, studying the faces that gaped at her "We need someone to replace me temporarily while I'm gone."

"Dear Yuri, as pregnant as you are..." Yunho began, "...DON'T LEAVE US!" he cried in a joking manner. Responded with a light giggle from the faces in the room, he continued "So... management hasn't found anyone to take your place yet?"

"Well there are always the other two stylists of SM to keep you all beautiful, but other than that, no."

"I think I know someone who could fill in your position..." Jaejoong intruded with a smug grin. "You guys remember my best friend Yeonhee, yes?"

"Yeah..." they all echoed in suspense.

"She just graduated from her Fashion Design course in London, and.... I think this would be a great opportunity for her. So... what do you say?"

"Perfect." Yuri purred in delight. "Is she busy today? We'll take her in right now!"

"I doubt, but I'll call her now." Digging out his cellphone from the depths of his jeans, Jaejoong dialled Yeonhee's number astutely; the buzzing of the phone audible as he set it to loud speaker.

After a few seconds, the buzzing had halted, "Hello?" a weary voice mumbled from the other side.

"Heloo~" the five men chimed together, before chuckling from the unified instinctive response.

Startled by the roar of the wake-up call, Yeonhee cleared out in attempts to sound like she had not been sleeping in all this time. "Oh hey guys... what's up?"

"You're hired!" Yuri bellowed into the holes of the phone.

"Huh? What for? As what?" Yeonhee inquired, her voice tingling with anticipation.

"As our minion." Jaejoong laughed.

"Shut up Jaejoong!"

"You'll be taking my place while I'm on maternity leave." Yuri confessed, lightly slapping Jaejoong's arm with the back of her hand in the process.

"Cool!" Yeonhee squealed, "When do I start?"

"Now! So get your slow out of bed, and find a way to get here ASAP!" Jaejoong demanded with a smirk.
 
"Yes Sir!"

(Jaejoong put his phone down, well well well my little minion if I can’t make my parents disagree to our soon engagement then I’ll make you say no….

by showing you the wrath of Cassiopea. Muwahahahahhahaha)

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Dailycommenter 98 streak #1
I am trying to find an old story on here but I cannot remember the title so I am going through all the story links I found this sounds interesting and has a nice description Will read soon
summer-star
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Visiting old fics!
Keahun #3
Chapter 16: Thank you , nice story of jaejoong.
mamura
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this is really good :3
_spencer
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Chapter 16: took me quite a while to finish this but AHHH THIS IS SO CUTEE
finally reading a crack fic :D
might be late but better than nothing,
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Congrats!!
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