“Are you done?”

“Not yet.”

“I’m tired.”

“Just one more.”

“You said the same thing an hour ago.”

“Just one more.”

“Stop walking away from me.”

“I’m not walking away from you.”

“Look. I’m here and you’re going that way.”

“I’m only going to the gym.”

“You were never this enthusiastic about gyms before. I tried so hard to get you to go with me but you would never move your lazy no matter what I say or do. This is too much. Stop walking!”

“The gym is just up ahead.”

“That’s it. If you’re gonna keep on going, gimme the car keys. I’m driving home by myself.”

“No.”

“Gimme the keys!”

“Just gimme a minute.”

“A minute. You said it. I’m coming with you and I’m gonna count one minute exactly or I’m taking the car keys by force.”

“It’s too dark for you to drive by yourself, dear.”

“Don’t dear me, right now. I want to go home.”

“I’m in the gym already. Wow, it’s Level 8.”

“Are you winning?”

“Yeah, look at the low CPs. It’s gonna be a breeze.”

“There’s a Snorlax and Dragonite in there.”

“They’re no match for my dream squad. I have a perfect Snorlax and Lapras. See? These weaklings are dying already.”

“Kill ‘em. Kill ‘em!”

“I’m killing them, dear.”

“Good, good. Dodge that! Dodge!”

“You gotta let go of my arm. I can’t tap fast enough.”

“Sorry. Kill! Kill!”

“Please don’t scream into my ear.”

“Sorry, dear. I’ll kiss it to make it better. Mmm . . .”

“You’re distracting me.”

“Focus. You gotta kill them all.”

“They’re no match for me.”

“I know. You’re the best.”

“Yes! I did it. I defeated all of them.”

“That was easy. Your pokemons are the best.”

“Uh uh.”

“They aren’t the best?”

“No, my wife is the best.”

“I’m still gonna grab the car keys if you don’t stop playing and bring me home.”

“I’m bringing you home. I promise.”

“Good.”

“Hold on, I see a Magikarp.”

“KIM TAEYEON!”

“Look, its CP is 262; its perfect.”

“Don’t—get it away from me—I don’t wanna look at it!”

“But it’s perfect—”

“Get those fish eyes away from me!”

“Honey, come back! You’re running the wrong way! Our car is the other way!”

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Happy #TAENY day!!!
I’ve been writing a lot lesser recently because of this game so I decided to write a #TAENY entry based on my latest obsession =P