Stoned Heart

I DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE

They believe that I am a nobody, but someone who is obedient, intelligent, responsible and cute. I hated it when they tell me the last word.

 

I've never been on any relationship yet they always seek for my advice in relationship and love problems. I wonder why, I never held someone's hand.

I never went out on a date. I never had my first kiss. I never said "I love you" to anyone else. Oh my life.

I wonder what it's like to be special to someone?? hmmm.

 

I stopped daydreaming when someone poked my head.

"Sungmin-ah, stop day dreaming!" Heechul hyung said.

"I'm not day dreaming, I was just thinking'

"About?"

I paused for a moment to think for a reasonable answer. "The future! " I chirped and nodded like an idiot.

"Sungmin when will you change?? You're lame as usual!" Heenim scolded me, "Mr. Choi is just outside the room, when he comes in and sees you like that you're dead beef again!"

'Fiiiiine Heechul.."

"What did you call me?" He glared at me.

"I mean hyung."  I gave him a puppy face to make him smile.

"Stop giving me that look pumpkin!"

"Stop pretending that you don't like Mr. Choi! I know you Kim Heechul!"

"What did you--"

"Hyung!” I quickly added “I was about to say that if only you did not in! But you did!"

“I don’t like him, to me he’s just handsome.”

 

Whatever Hyung, just admit it.

 

Mr. Choi Siwon is the most handsome teacher in SM University. Students swoon when he passes by, who can’t? He’s young, intelligent, handsome and rich. Sometimes Heechul Hyung would add the term “yummy” whenever Mr. Choi is described by other students. See he’s denying it, he likes Mr. Choi, trust me. I know Heechul since he’s my cousin. I thought she was a girl when I first saw him, but when he started to talk I doubted my conclusions.

 

 

Before the class starts, we have to pray, as usual Mr. Choi leads the prayer. He is very religious which is the opposite of my cousin. His pop quiz would be about the bible verse and if you fail to answer it hello detention with Mr. Kim Jongwoon and his turtle.

 

Sungmin was staring blankly at the door when a cute freshman walked by.

 

 

A paper landed on my desk.

“Oh I wonder who threw this.” I whispered.

I opened it and saw a dead cockroach in it.

Eww so gross. I looked around to see who’s responsible for this.

I glared at Ryeowook who has sitting behind me.

But seeing him in his glasses, I realized that this nerd would never do such a thing.

Shindong can’t even do this , he’s scared to have dirty hands, because he loves to eat so much.

I looked around again.

I saw Kyuhyun, trying hard to stop his laughter.

I rolled my eyes due to the fact that I hate him and the cockroach that he threw me.

“One day, Kyu.. One day! You will kneel in front of me and apologize for being my worst nightmare.” Sungmin murmurmed.

 

Mr. Choi saw that Sungmin is not in his proper condition again to listen to his lectures.

 

“Mr. Lee.” He called him.

“Yes sir.”

“In what verse of the bible did Noah build his ark?”

Sungmin was shocked that he couldn’t remember what verse it was on.

His eyes just grew.

He was looking for some answers around the room, but he can’t find anything.

 

“Detention after class for you.” Mr. Choi declared.

 

 

WTH.

 

“Looks like you’ll be going home late.” Heechul teased me.

“Why didn’t you help me cousin?”

“Hey?? Atheist here!! What do I know about that?”

 

Oh this life.

I entered detention with a huge fear in my chest. I was nervous on what might happen to me. Who I might encounter. Hello! Detentions are for the worst students!

So I am one of them??

I cried in my head.

 

The room was quiet. Too quiet I guess. There students writing “I will be a good boy tomorrow.” Filling the whole paper with those words. What will be my punishment? Oh Lord.

 

“Mr. Lee, your punishment is to read the bible that’s what Mr. Choi said do it. Read the part of Noah’s ark.” Mr. Kim instructed me.

I took the seat next to boy who’s reading a book full of words, with no pictures in it.

 

Thinking that that boy won’t mind him. Sungmin was shocked when he was asked by that boy.

“Why are you here? What’s your offense?” The boy flashed a gummy smile.

“I forgot what verse Noah’s ark was on so I have to read the bible.” Sungmin answered.

“Ohh, You’re a student of Mr. Choi? He asked me.

I simply nodded

“Wanna know why I am here?” The gummy smiled boy started to talk to Min again.

“Why??”

“Because I was caught with a magazine.” He whispered.

Min gave him a what-the-heck look.

“I was bullied and the bullies hid it in my bag.” He tried to explain. “That is why I am here.”

 

“Condolence to your freedom.” Min stated.

“Hahahaha, it’s okay I’m used to it!” He flashed his gummy smile again. “I’m Hyukjae, and I’m not a master!” Hyuk offered his hand to Sungmin.

“I am Sungmin and I forgot the verse where Noah built his Ark.” Sungmin shook hands with Hyuk as they both laughed at their introductions.

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ichathoriqlover #1
Chapter 18: wow, I thought sungminnie called hangeng but kangin would be a nice addition as well kekeke....hope to read more soon....and yes I am curious too about kyumin and eunhae...
loser220
#2
Chapter 18: aww poor heenim, hannie miss u baby, stay strong!!!!
Prom15e-to-13elieve #3
Chapter 18: Haha wow love this chap (-: hahaha hanchul so cute Poor heechul XD hope min passes him the ring soon! XD
shira88
#4
Hanchuuuuuuuul ^^
loser220
#5
Chapter 16: no no!!don't kill kyumin!!"
I wonder where heechul is and his reaction after getting hannie's ring!
wish hannie will quickly come back to chullie!!!
and sungmin's marriage? no way!!!
magicrane
#6
Chapter 16: I'm fine with either Sungmin or Kyuhun's POV. But please don't kill them off!
HyukkieMyHubby
#7
Chapter 14: asdfghjkl;'
TOO CUTE!!!!!!!! WAAAAH!!!
roya_elf-shawol #8
Chapter 14: this chapter really funny :DDDD chuulie is really doing well!! hae and hyuk going ahead faster than other couples as usual^^ minnie is so straight and the one who is not easy to get:D kyuhyun should try his best to reach him though i still doubt about his inner feelings!! idk why i feel like this??!!
same here! my bias is heechul but i often dream about kyuhyun though i enjoy dreaming about all of them :-*
roya_elf-shawol #9
Chapter 13: omo hae pointed out hyuk as a fish?! haha the one who looks like a fish is you hae not hyukkie, he is a monkey^^ kyuhyun talking about his experience in gaming and defending his games is so funny =))