“She does it every damn day!” A voice whined.

After a short pause you heard a snicker.

“Hah, it sounds worse than what Jaejoong said.” Another voice said in a mocking tone.

“Jae-who? ..But srsly dude, it’s driving us insane. Can’t we stop it somehow?” The first voice whined again.

“Nothing I can do, bud. Kpop is a damn craze after all.” The other voice laughed.

You pushed the door further open, and your mouth gaped like a cave.

One of your parrots shook its head exasperatedly; the pigeon was very much comfortably seated on top of the cage of your pet birds. He shifted in place.

“Dude you dare you’re dead.” Your parakeet stated in a mafia tone and Eli shrugged, ruffling his feathers.

Not able to take it anymore, you walked in with a bang, startling the party. The bigger parrot started stretching and whistled the same idiotic tone it had been doing for years.

“Don’t give me that . And you get off.”

You made a mental note to test yourself for drugs.