The young witch was happily strolling on the moonlit floor inside the woodland realm; she just finished one of her assignments and that to create a one-shot for the unnamed reader. She carried her precious Onbook, where she did all the planning for her ominous projects and sinister oneshot schemes. She came to a stop and looked back; she felt that someone was following her. Her vision didn't see anything so, she continued walking again.

An eerie sound was heard and Cloud felt the never ending creeps. She sighed and hugged her Onbook closed. She shouldn't be afraid in the first place, she's a witch after all yet she's still in training. With an irregular heart beat and heavy breathing she sat on a huge boulder and contemplated for a moment if she would continue her midnight walk or she would just sit there until morning comes. After years of exaggerated thinking, the boulder wins; she just sat there, cautiously staring at the surrounding.

A girl near her age, or she thought it was near her age came by with a frown on her face, she was wearing a white dress pass her knees. Cloud felt relieved, she have a company and she won't be afraid now. The young witch asked the girl why she is frowning; the mysterious girl said that she couldn't sleep because her sister didn't tell her a story. Cloud just looked at her for a moment and then she motioned the girl to sit with her.

"Don't worry, I will tell you the story of Taeminnie White with her evil stepmother Key and soon you will drift to slumber after I finish the tale" Cloud opened her Onbook. "I just finished writing it. Actually this is my one-shot assignment. Now, here it is... Wa-wait! Hand me down 50 dollars first. I worked for it and I need money to live here in the forest. No, scratched that because it's a special request and it's already midnight, I'll add another 50 dollars. It's now 100 dollars"

The unnamed girl stared hard at Cloud but in the end she took her wallet and gave Cloud what she need. "Good. Now, on to the story"



    Once upon a time, a very long time indeed, it's even older than the ancient crab and shrimp, a little rabbit named Onbunny was eating a large oncarrot while watching the Ondwarves carry a coffin with a glass cover. The Ondwarves were very sad that Onbunny couldn't help but asked his fellow creature, Onrabbit what's happening. Onrabbit shook its head sadly and motioned Onbunny to go and see what's inside the coffin.

Upon seeing a lovely maiden inside the coffin, Onbunny couldn't spare a glance to anything but to the sleeping figure of the... girl. Without Onbunny's knowledge a single tear came out from his chinky eye, he doesn't know why he felt a heavy grief just by looking at the lifeless form of Taeminnie White.

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Much much earlier in the Far-Flung kingdom there lived a young princess, heiress to the throne of SHINee, named Taeminnie White. She was very pretty that even the mosquitoes couldn't bite her because the hideous insects didn't want to ruin her fair skin. She has a vicious, baneful, cruel step umma, the queen of the land known as Key.

Key married Taeminnie's father, the King who passed away due to some traumatic disorder of his hair, making Key the abysmal queen. Unknown to all, especially to Taeminnie, who's so innocent and somewhat dumb to her surroundings, Key have a secret affair, a forbidden relationship to one of her guards. The guard who took the interest of the queen is Jonghyun. Jjong-Jjong as Key sometimes called him.

Key has an ultimate grudge to anyone who is nearly hot as she was. She even bowed to the grave of Taeminnie's father that she will kill whoever surpasses her hotness meter and now she watched her step daughter with an immense jealousy. Key already thought of the future and he feared that someday or maybe tomorrow Taeminnie's hotness meter might boost up and outdo hers so, Key, as evil as she can be, forced Taeminnie to dressed like a homeless maid and go look for Banana, haunt some cow's milk to supply their everyday need of Banana Milk.

For the clearness of mind and relieve of her heart, everyday Key would go underground to visit her mirror and groomed herself all day long and when she finished grooming herself that usually took a good five hours, she would chant a spell and asked her magic mirror.

"Slave in the magic mirror, come from the farthest space. Blow in the darkest, I summoned you. Speak! Let me see thy face" Key finished his Ring Ding Dong Dance with matching spell, the only way for the Enchanted Mirror to work.  
"Magic mirror on the wall. Who is the hottest one of all?"

The entertained mirror would then answered, "You are the hottest one of all with the most entertaining dance I have ever seen". And Key smiled, satisfied by the answer.

The glorious spring came and went, followed by the hot summer along with the gloomy autumn and the cold winter afterwards. Months and days had passed and Taeminnie's hotness meter was noticeably high now and Key couldn't be envious than before. Despite the fact that Taeminnie wore some old rag, her beauty was exceptional and Key would much rather bury her alive. Key went underground to consult her paranormal dermatologist.

"Magic mirror on the wall. Who is the hottest one of all?"

Key waited patiently to the mirror to response. She waited and waited but the mirror didn't say anything and then Key remembered that she must dance Ring Ding Dong first. He groaned and began dancing it and after he did, the mirror came to life.

"So, mirror on my brick wall. I know I'm the hottest of all but according to all the version of this story, I must consult you first. Who is the hottest one of all?"

The mirror answered what Key feared the most. "Hot you are, but HOLD! A hot maiden I see, rags cannot hide the beauty within. Alas! She is hotter than thee" Key burst in anger, she began eating the oncarrots without cooking it. She came back infront of the mirror afterwards.

"Who is it?! Reveal it and soon I will kill her!" She asked hastily. The mirror replied with the ever serious voice it worked out for two years. "Two words and four syllables is her name"

"Taeminnie White!" Key growled, "But how could she ever be hotter than me?!"

The mirror answered in a bored tone after it yawned, "She can dance better than you!" And Key growled and growled that she sounded like a wolf. "She must be destroyed!!! I will kill her, drink her blood and eat her living!"

The bored mirror stared at Key. Key noticed it, "Of course, me, the hottest queen eventhough you contradict it, is just kidding. I will just kill her but never touch her organs or her pure blood"

Sixty seconds later...

"Jjong-Jjong, yeobo" Key crooned as she sat down on her throne. Jjong-Jjong came immediately as he heard the high-pitched voice of his affair. "Jjong, my faithful henchman and my hmm. I command you to take Taeminnie White into the forest, where she would chase some wild lost cow for milk and in there YOU WILL KILL HER and eat her living!"

Jonghyun couldn't believe what he just heard. He stood up after kneeling, "But your majesty, the little princess-" He was cut off when Key stood up, fuming with anger. "Shut up Jjong! Or else we will never be together again, understand that? You want to ruin our secret JongKey relationship, huh?" Jonghyun couldn't help but follow what Key told him to do, despite the fact that he, from the bottom of his heart, wanted Taeminnie safe.

"To make it sure, not that I don't trust you which I really don't Jjong. When you PUNCH and KILLED her-" Key laughed shortly, "Put her heart inside" Key handed Jonghyun a small box.

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Taeminnie White was happily chasing some lost cow inside the forest together with Jonghyun. She was very happy that she didn't notice the guilty look on Jonghyun's face as they haunt wild cows. Taeminnie came to a stop when she no longer feel her legs, she rest on the corner for a few moments while Jonghyun was preparing his deadly bottle of Banana Milk, he was going to hit Taeminnie with it until she dies. Jjong was about to beat all the life out of her when suddenly Jonghyun couldn't move his hand. He couldn't kill Taeminnie.

'Why not?' His little Key side or known as the evil side, asked him. Jonghyun ignored it and went to kneel infront of her. "I can't kill you!" he sobbed and took Taeminnie White's dress to wiped his tears. She just stood there and forgave Jonghyun. "Of course you can't kill me with that thing but I forgive you" She stated and asked, "Who told you to kill me?"

"It's your step umma! Key!!! She was the one who ordered me this wicked deed!" Jjong-Jjong continued to sob, "She kept eating oncarrots because of too much jealousy on you! She's beyond mad of envy because your hotness meter exceeds hers though..." He coughed, "She's still hotter than you if you ask me"

Jonghyun ordered Taeminnie White to hide and never to go back in the castle for her life depending on it. She followed him and went in the deepest part of the forest while Jonghyun continued to haunt some wild cow. He would just fool Key for the little princess' sake.

After walking with running and frolicking, Taeminnie White came into the deepest part of the woodland where numerous trees and bunch of wild flowers were seen. In there a house stood, it was little but Taeminnie could afford to live there. She knocked at door for three times, no one answered so, decided to go inside. Her eyes were staring very hard at the messy room, all were out of place. There were seven chairs, seven plates, seven tofu, seven computers, seven bottles of alcohol and seven chicken bones scattered all over the place but Taeminnie couldn't care for she was very tired and sleepy.

She went to the second floor and into a room where seven little beds, each with names were located. Taeminnie read it as Ondoc, Onhappy, Ongrumpy, Onsneezy, Onsleepy, Ondopey and Onbashful. She wondered why those names always have an On in the beginning, maybe they are Ondwarves. She yawned and quickly fell asleep on top of the connected little beds.

When she woke up, seven pairs of chinky cute eyes were staring at her. She screamed and started hitting each one of them with a pillow. After realizing what she had done, she asked for forgiveness that the seven pairs of eyes gave it immediately. Taeminnie White noticed that they were not normal beings, they were short but cute, they were bare-footed yet they are wearing skinny-jeans and they introduced themselves as the seven Ondwarves. They offered her to stay and because they have computers with an internet connection, she gladly accepted it.

...

Unfortunately for the puny life of Tae-White, Key knew with the help of his bored magical mirror that her step daughter was still alive. She howled and began eating oncarrots again. "This time, I will surely kill you and eat your living Tae-White!!!"

Key disguised herself as Onew which was not really easy. She had to eat ten buckets of chicken to changed form. So, Key under the cover of Onew started making Banana Milk. He, she was now a he due to the transformation, put the home-made banana milk inside the five cartons, one milk was poisoned which was put on top of the basket.

The next day, before the Ondwarves go and haunt some chickens they warned Tae-White not to talk to strangers and be careful. She promised to be good while her short friends go chase some feathery animal.

A few minutes later, Onew came by the window. "Updating your stories in AFF?" He asked with a smile. Taeminnie White looked up from the computer, she nodded happily, she just updated her fic. "Wouldn't you like some of my home-made Banana Milk? It's very good you know. It will help you generate new ideas for your ongoing fics" Onew urged her.

Tae-White remembered what the Ondwarves told her about talking to strangers. "But what harm can a good-looking boy carrying a basket full of cartons of Banana Milk can do?" She asked herself, "And I really want to drink some milk now, it's calling my name". Taeminnie White followed her instinct and took the milk from Onew's hand. She drank it and she felt rather funny. She fell down without more ado.

Onew laughed so hard that all his fiber rejoiced at the sight of the lifeless Taeminnie. "I'm the hottest one of all!" He exclaimed and went to flee, probably going back to the castle to punish Jjong-Jjong.

Alas, poor Taeminnie-White was dead due to her fault also, no one could deny that. The Ondwarves came back from their chicken run and was surprise that their dear Tae-White was dead. They cried and sang a lament for her, even the animals were in grief. Despite the fact that Tae-White was dead, the Ondwarves thought that she's dead, they couldn't bear to bury her for such beauty never click behind the soil so, they just put her inside a coffin with a glass cover. Day and night, they stood a vigil. Onbunny sadly shook his head; he knew now the story behind.

One sunny morning, a frog prince came by not hopping but he rides on a pretty horse. He was a frog but now he is a prince and he proclaimed himself as Minho to the beings surrounding the sleeping princess. At first sight, Minho was taken a back at the small beings, he never seen one before. He went down from his horse and went to Onbashful's side, asking him what happened. Onbashful told the tale and according to Ondoc's grim research, only a frog's kiss could break the curse.

Minho pitied them so he stepped forward and leaned in to kiss Taeminnie White but he stopped when the Ondwarves tugged his sleeve. "Only a frog can kiss the princess. Are you a frog?"

Minho smiled, his flaming charisma suddenly at work, "I was a frog so, can I kiss her now?" They nodded. Minho leaned again and kissed the princess on the forehead, as a gentleman. Without problems, Tae-White woke up and she saw Minho. She was overwhelmed by the flaming charisma that she just hugged him tightly, never letting him go and besides Minho was the one who broke the Sleeping Curse.

Seconds passed by and the two get to know each other. The Ondwarves were happy, the animals were happy, Onbunny was eating oncarrots. They were all happy yet when Minho kissed Taemin again but this time on the lips, he transformed into a frog.

There's a twist, when the frog prince kiss Sleeping Princess, Tae-White will wake up but when the frog prince kiss her on the lips he will turned into a frog again if he's a human. OnKey ruled after all and we must accept that not all things end happily even in fairytales.

This is 'A Twist in Fairytales' after all. At least, Taeminnie White lived, they all lived happily eventhough Minho became a frog again.


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"The End.", Cloud finished reading what's inside her Onbook. She glanced at the girl seating beside her but to her surprise no one was there.

"Yah! Where are you?" She asked. "Oh, well. At least I did get your money! Haha!" Cloud took her wallet but to her greatest dismay the 100 dollars were gone. She screamed so madly. "Yah!!! I will eat your living unnamed requestor!"

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Does this entertain you? Because when I was writing this one I couldn't help but laugh at all the things I'm writing about Key. He was just too fit for playing the queen. Eat your living my reader readers! Key told me to inform you. Comments and subscriptions are loved by the way.

The Magic Mirror asked me via email who's the hottest member of SHINee. I have a hard time thinking because I have two choice and that's Lee Jinki and Onew. Anyway, don't mind that. If you want to comment which I hope you will, please include there who you think has the highest hotness meter among the five members of SHINee. I'm begging you to be honest, don't choose your bias because he is your bias but someone else that really fit for the hotness meter award. However if you think that your bias fit for that and he's the hottest in your perspective then pick him.

For example, Taemin is my bias but I really think that Minho is the hottest then I will pick Minho eventhough Taemin is my bias. Get it?


P.s- @Appa not_me- I'm looking forward for your answer. My eyes are on you. Are ON yuuu. And reduce staring at ON yuuu, you are better paired off to the queen, Key.
@feiji_aikawa=Goat- You vile loathsome goat. I will destroy Rinhyo in my later oneshots because I have a grudge for common Wade and you kept telling Rinrin that she likes him eventhough that's a total LIE. Prepare my wrath!
@SweetieHeart and HinataSnow- You've been with me since this shop opened with just a Foreword and you always give feedbacks to my hard work. Thank you so much. May you two continue doing that good deed, the comment deed. LOL

-Cloud, kicking Onbunny out of the story. Hot you are but HOLD! Onew is hotter than you. I will destroy anyone who will object that thought!