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What Happen If EXO's Members Have Twitter Accounts?

After more than a year, EXO's coming back with their title track Dee…r…. Ummm…. I mean ….Wolf. They won in various music charts. They got to rest for a day and thus, some of them decided to log on to the fansite chatroom to show some gratitude speech.

 

CheonAhExotic: NAEGA WOLF!

meatbaozi: AWOOOOOO!!!

Vegetablebaozi: AWOOOOOO!!!!

meatbaozi: HEY! You plagiarize me again! @vegetablebaozi

Vegetablebaozi: Shut up!

deerwifey: guys…

Yeolliecrush: Hey, you know? Yesterday, I attended the fansign and Kai oppa cried there. ㅠㅠ

meatbaozi: WHY??? D:

KRISGIMMEYOURDRAGON: Someone stole his Kyungsoo from him?

BreakfastCouple: REALLY?! :0

ImKaisooshipper: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY CAN’T SEPARATE YETTTTTT!!!!!!!! NOT NOW NOT EVERRR!! ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Yeolliecrush: guys… he’s just thankful because they won…

CheonAhExotic: I received my XOXO album today and guess what?! I GOT MY BABY THEHUN PC!!! ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

“YAH! DO I THEPEAK LIKE THAT?!” Sehun who was lurking on the chatroom felt irritated.

 

Dododo99: I GOT KRIS!!! GIMME THE SHORT ONE INSTEAD OF THE TALL ONE PLEASE!!! ㅠㅠ

Vegetablebaozi:  I GOT MY BIAS XIUMIN! <3

meatbaozi:  I GOT XIUMIN!

strawberrybaozi:  I GOT CHANYEOL!

meatbaozi:  Seriously?! Stawberry baozi?!

Vegetablebaozi:  Can’t imagine the taste. ewww

strawberrybaozi:  It’s better than blueberry OwO

meatbaozi:  THAT’S NOT THE PROBLEM. USE CREATIVE USERNAME PUHLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP.

Vegetablebaozi:  I hate cherry.

strawberrybaozi:  Me too DX

meatbaozi:  OH GAWD JHSHGFGAFDGFSG!! *brb kill myself*

Vegetablebaozi:  Do you want me to prepare your funeral now?

strawberrybaozi:  GIVE ME YOUR XIUMIN CARD BEFORE YOU DIE. IT’S A WASTE YOU KNOW.

KRISGIMMEYOURDRAGON:  I got the coolest username I guess.

Dododo99:

ImKaisooshipper: no comment.

BreakfastCouple:

SEHUNGIMMEYOURLUHAN: Mine is cool too right? ^^

KRISGIMMEYOURDRAGON: BASTARD YOU COPY MY USERNAME!

SEHUNGIMMEYOURLUHAN: NO I DON’T!

KRISGIMMEYOURDRAGON:  BE CREATIVE PUHLEASE WITH A PINEAPPLE ON TOP.

meatbaozi:  Hey! You took my quotes!

strawberrybaozi: Seriously? Pineapple on top? Man… Strawberry is better.

 

“XIUMIN HYUNG KRIS HYUNG LUHAN HYUNG YOUR FANS IS FIGHTING!” Suho shouted and let the three eldest took a look.

“Kris gimme your dragon…… What dragon? What does it means?” Kris asked, confused.

“Yah Hyung! The thing that's inside your und..bluffaihfepfja?!” Suho immediately covered Sehun’s mouth and smiled awkwardly.

“Strawberry baozi? Sounds nice!” Xiumin his mouth.

“Xiumin… you are in your diet” Suho strictly said.

“But Ge… Xiumin Ge already ate SHINee’s Onew sunbaenim's chicken...” Tao said.

“WHAT? SERIOUSLY?! ONEW HYUNG'S CHICKEN? CHICKEN?! WE ARE DOOMED! HE JUST ATE HIS WIFE!!!” Suho panicked.

 

 

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springjasmine91
#1
Chapter 14: The topic chaNged so fast! Hahaa Aigoo. Fighting for the next one
Nomnommonster #2
Chapter 6: Onew wife the chicken lol
jeonghanism #3
Chapter 1: lol erted sehunnie.
THAT CHANYEOL GIF BY THE END KILLED ME. >///<
jeonghanism #4
LOL that description.
TheKHJGirl
#5
Chapter 9: omfg onew;;

1200th wife? dang that's a new record.
shininghansol_
#6
Chapter 13: lol the typos XD
shininghansol_
#7
Chapter 3: Omg I'm glad I fund this fic XD So finny lolol Laughing in the middle of a night XD
soo-ya-milk
#8
Chapter 13: Omffff this is funny. That Kaisoo shipper spazzing because she thought that the scandal is all about Kai and Kyung <3 haha.
kimjinyoung_ #9
"What happen if EXO's members have twitter accounts? Will the sun stop shining? Will Tao hates Gucci? Will Kris becomes 155cm tall? Will Twitter's server crashed and shut down? World War III?"

the description itself already made me laugh
xskyefanfics
#10
This is funny! I really like it. (: