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What Happen If EXO's Members Have Twitter Accounts?

@ChickenLopher, Lee Jinki

RIP MIMI  (1 day ago)

@ChickenLopher, Lee Jinki

I miss you. Have fun in heaven. (1 day ago)

 

@ChickenLopher, Lee Jinki

I will sue that guy.  (1 day ago)


 

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@yduizhang, krisus junior’s :))

TREND #PrayforMimi #PrayforOnew #RIPMIMI #Xiuminisnoteatingchickenanymore!

 

@Luhanisnotmanly, luhan bb foreva <3

@ChickenLopher don’t worry. Mimi will meet her mama in heaven #PrayforMimi #PrayforOnew #RIPMIMI #Xiuminisnoteatingchickenanymore

 

@boazifluffylikeme, Xiumin

@ChickenLopher Sorry hyung!  #Xiuminisnoteatingchickenanymore

 

@xoxo4812, unicorn’s wifeyyy

@ChickenLopher Oppa, don’t be sad. Do you want a fried unicorn instead of chicken??? #PrayforMimi #PrayforOnew #RIPMIMI #Xiuminisnoteatingchickenanymore

 

@boazifluffylikeme, Xiumin

@ChickenLopher Sorry hyung!  #1 #Xiuminisnoteatingchickenanymore

 

@candyflossgirl, kyungsoo’s

@ChickenLopher Awww >.< Stay strong oppa!  #PrayforMimi #PrayforOnew #RIPMIMI

 

@boazifluffylikeme, Xiumin

@ChickenLopher Sorry hyung!  #2 #Xiuminisnoteatingchickenanymore

 

@boazifluffylikeme, Xiumin

@ChickenLopher Please don’t ban me from eating chicken. #Xiuminisnoteatingchickenanymore

 

@boazifluffylikeme, Xiumin

@ChickenLopher I will give you beef. Or even a cow. #Xiuminisnoteatingchickenanymore


 

YeollieCrush: SCANDAL SCANDAL SCANDAL SCANDAL!!!!!

yDuizhang: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

CheonAhExotic: AGAIN?!

BreakfastCouple: WHATTT AGAIN OHEMGEE PLS WAIT! I HAVE TO GET MY TISSUE FIRST!! ;A;

LoveKyungsoo: IS IT LIKE THE KRISUS SCANDAL LAST TIME?!!!

yDuizhang: NO PLEASE ASDFGHJKKL!!!! I WILL RIP THAT GIRL FOR REAL THIS TIME AROUND HOLD ME!!!

ImKaisooshipper: IS KAI AND KYUNGSOO GOING TO BE OFFICIAL?!!!!!!! OMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <333

Dododo99: PLEASE, KYUNGSOO IS MINE.

ImKaisooshipper: Stop lying juseyo.

Dododo99: I him last night. You can ask him if you don’t believe ;)

Luhanisnotmanly: *eating popcorn* *watching the drama*

candyflossgirl: /throws away your popcorn/

Luhanisnotmanly: /kill you/

candyflossgirl: I’M GOING TO TELL THE POLICE BECAUSE YOU KILL ME!

Luhanisnotmanly: But you are already dead...

candyflossgirl: Oh… I forgot…

Luhanisnotmanly: /facepalm...

YeollieCrush: ONEW OPPA IS REPORTING XIUMIN OPPA TO THE POLICE BECAUSE ONEW OPPA SAID THAT XIUMIN OPPA HARASSED HER WIFE.

Dododo99: SERIOUSLY?!

YeollieCrush: I n s a n e 

candyflossgirl: WHATZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Luhanisnotmanly: NEH?

yDuizhang: POLICE?????????????????????

CheonAhExotic: MAH GAWD

meatbaozi: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!

strawberrybaozi: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!

vegetablebaozi: WHAT THE --- HECK?!!!

BreakfastCouple: This is… a rare case. Harassing a chicken and reported for it to the police?!

deerwifey: ......no comment

CheonAhExotic: Guys… why are you all typing the same thing.

meatbaozi: THEY ARE COPYING ME SINCE THE START!!

strawberrybaozi: coincidence.

vegetablebaozi: how can I know about that duh

KRISGIMMEYOURDRAGON: Can’t you guys stop arguing???

strawberrybaozi: N-O

vegetablebaozi: NO!

meatbaozi: Never.

deerwifey: Let’s solve this problem today. Three of you, change your usernames. Now.

meatbaozi: please, I’m the first one to use this username so excuse me U.U

strawberrybaozi: I’m the second.

vegetablebaozi: I’m the third.

peachbaozi: and I’m the fourth!! =^o^=

Dododo99: o dear God.

LoveKyungsoo: Erhmm………

meatbaozi: CAN ANYBODY JUST PLEASE KILL ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

 


a/n : BONUS!

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springjasmine91
#1
Chapter 14: The topic chaNged so fast! Hahaa Aigoo. Fighting for the next one
Nomnommonster #2
Chapter 6: Onew wife the chicken lol
jeonghanism #3
Chapter 1: lol erted sehunnie.
THAT CHANYEOL GIF BY THE END KILLED ME. >///<
jeonghanism #4
LOL that description.
TheKHJGirl
#5
Chapter 9: omfg onew;;

1200th wife? dang that's a new record.
shininghansol_
#6
Chapter 13: lol the typos XD
shininghansol_
#7
Chapter 3: Omg I'm glad I fund this fic XD So finny lolol Laughing in the middle of a night XD
soo-ya-milk
#8
Chapter 13: Omffff this is funny. That Kaisoo shipper spazzing because she thought that the scandal is all about Kai and Kyung <3 haha.
kimjinyoung_ #9
"What happen if EXO's members have twitter accounts? Will the sun stop shining? Will Tao hates Gucci? Will Kris becomes 155cm tall? Will Twitter's server crashed and shut down? World War III?"

the description itself already made me laugh
xskyefanfics
#10
This is funny! I really like it. (: