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What Happen If EXO's Members Have Twitter Accounts?

CheonAhExotic: EXO'S REALLY COMING BACK!! WHOAAAAA I unfollowed Kkamjong Oppa not for nothinggg!!

deerwifey: It’s only 5 days left and we'll made it EXOTICS! HWAITING!

Dododo99:  After this, we can follow Kai Oppa's account again right?

BreakfastCouple:  Idk, maybe...

IZHANGyourYIXING: D.O. Hyung's followers kept increasing!!

Yeolliecrush: HYUNG?

deerwifey:  HYUNG?!

Dododo99:  YOU ARE A GUYYYYYYYY?

jongdaessi:  WHATZZZZZZZZZZ?

meatbaozi: A FANBOYYYYYYY!!!

Vegetablebaozi: COOL!

meatbaozi: HEY! You plagiarize my username! @Vegetablebaozi

Vegetablebaozi: No! I’m not!

meatbaozi: YES!

Vegetablebaozi: NO!

meatbaozi: YES!!!!!

Vegetablebaozi: NO!!!!!!!!!!

meatbaozi: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegetablebaozi: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

meatbaozi: Y

meatbaozi: E

meatbaozi: S

Vegetablebaozi:  N

Vegetablebaozi:  O

Vegetablebaozi:  !

deerwifey:  guys stop spamming…

CheonAhExotic:  Stop it. Xiumin Oppa is not even a baozi anymore. He lost weight already. ㅠㅠ

meatbaozi: HE IS STILL THE ICON FOR BAOZI!

Vegetablebaozi:  He’s still the icon for baozi!

meatbaozi: YAH! YOU PLAGIARIZE ME AGAIN!

Vegetablebaozi:  I’m NOT!

meatbaozi: I SENT THE COMMENT FIRST!

Vegetablebaozi:  I TYPE IT FIRST!

BreakfastCouple:  …

Dododo99 : g u y s s t o p i t . . .

Yeolliecrush:  *waves le white flag*

 

-on the way to Changsa Airport-

“Oh fuc- adhgdfjdkllhfiohn WHAT THE HELL!!!!!” Kai screamed.

Yes, D.O. had told every members about the deal and in the end, D.O. won the bet. So, EXO members were trying to strips Kai's airport costume off and replaced it with the pair of polkadot and laces bikini that D.O. had bought several days ago -which made the cashier thinks he is a ert.

“I’M GOING CRAZY, REALLY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA” Baekhyun couldn't stop laughing his off.

“Shut up!” Kai felt irritated and humiliated.

“Told ya I'll win,” D.O. said smugly.

“Well thanks to your stupid plan!” Kai rolled his eyes, clearly pissed off.

 

Here is the final results:

 

@InternationalUmma, D.O. EXO K

Tweets                    Followers                Following                Favorite

    39                           431.024                          0                              0

 

@ykkamjong, y Visual of EXO

Tweets                    Followers                Following                Favorite

    121                         100.001                          0                               0

 

“I’m going to make you pay for all of this humiliation!” He glared at D.O.

“Who cares? I HAVE THE MOST FOLLOWERS RIGHT NOW! HAHAHAHAA” D.O. shouted and laughed maniacally.

“Are you sure?” Baekhyun smirked, coming out of the blue.

“WHAT?! YOU ALSO HAVE A TWITTER?!” D.O. and Kai’s eyes widened.

With his signature diva attitude, Baekhyun unlocked his phone and clicked on the Twitter icon at the menu page.

 

 @cutestbaconintheworld, B. Baekhyun

Tweets                    Followers                Following                Favorite

   320                          501.224                         25                             0

 

“I’m followed by Super Junior sunbaenim, Nicole sunbaenim, IU sunbaenim, and MY GODDESSSSS KIM TAEYEON SUNBAENIM” Baekhyun showed off. Flaunting his phone in front of his bandmates' dumbfounded faces.

D.O. snapped out of his awe and blinked, the dirty brain of him moved again. His eyebrows furrowed in determination.

*This is not good, I have to beat Baekhyun as well*

 

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springjasmine91
#1
Chapter 14: The topic chaNged so fast! Hahaa Aigoo. Fighting for the next one
Nomnommonster #2
Chapter 6: Onew wife the chicken lol
jeonghanism #3
Chapter 1: lol erted sehunnie.
THAT CHANYEOL GIF BY THE END KILLED ME. >///<
jeonghanism #4
LOL that description.
TheKHJGirl
#5
Chapter 9: omfg onew;;

1200th wife? dang that's a new record.
shininghansol_
#6
Chapter 13: lol the typos XD
shininghansol_
#7
Chapter 3: Omg I'm glad I fund this fic XD So finny lolol Laughing in the middle of a night XD
soo-ya-milk
#8
Chapter 13: Omffff this is funny. That Kaisoo shipper spazzing because she thought that the scandal is all about Kai and Kyung <3 haha.
kimjinyoung_ #9
"What happen if EXO's members have twitter accounts? Will the sun stop shining? Will Tao hates Gucci? Will Kris becomes 155cm tall? Will Twitter's server crashed and shut down? World War III?"

the description itself already made me laugh
xskyefanfics
#10
This is funny! I really like it. (: