Student case no 1. Cho Kyuhyun…

Mood : worry

Place : at GaemKyu laptop

I know my name sounds handsome like my face isn’t it? I bet you will envy my face and all the outlook that you see on me. I come from a rich family in Seoul. You may think I’m lucky kid ever. I have beautiful and sweet noona, nice and rich parent. I never lack of anything in my life, exactly money. Yes, I can buy anything that I want because of my family wealthy. But I never be soo that selfish of course, I know how to put myself and behave.

Well, as you can see.. I have a VERY good best friend named Kim Yesung and Choi Siwon. We are kings of our high school. Every girls want to be our girlfriend even only a slave. Are they crazy? Aish.. what a noisy.. I don’t like their attention! Why? Uhum.. because.. I have something to keep as a SECRET.

I don’t know when it started. If think backward.. maybe it started when I put on my feet at this school and on the first time I have some *cough* lustful dream.. #_#

And not to forget when I first time saw that.. uuuh.. Pororo-boy.. aha what a cute name… Oh I feel a little hot down there.. Aish I should explain it you.. X(

This Pororo guy who I have to mention him on that cute creature name, he makes my life suffer and I have my bad habits.. *sobs..

Every time I see Pororo boy.. I feel my body temperature high rapidly until I can’t control myself.. to *cough ravish him… not only see him on my own eye but every time I and  heard someone mention his name I feel this way, So that’s why I should call him into another name and imagine him into other creature. This is part of my therapy, believe me. Actually the Pororo boy is look cute with his big glasses make him look like the real Pororo penguin.  Aah….

*think real pororo think real pororo think real pororo!!!

I don’t know why is this happening to me?

We are 3 students with our abnormal behavior. No one knows what’s going on with us except our principal. He keeps our secret closely to protect our families’ reputation. IF it reveals from his mouth, I believe he will die tragically.   Hahah

Our room separated from other classroom.. exactly beside the Principal’s room. It’s too big for us, but well we are something special.  We also have another room inside our room. It’s like a bedroom cause it has a bed and some biiiig refrigerator inside. What are these for? Mmm.. well you know when I get heat, my buddies will put me on this refrigerator until my body get calm and cool, so I became normal again. Or sometime they need to tie me on a bed to make me calm down.

Honestly, one of my weakness is really frustrating, in other side I have to keep my fam’s reputation. I want to be a normal boy.. T_T.. I want to forget this guy.. that.. name… that lovely boy.. Lee Sungmin.. OH god, somebody please hold me… shisus it’s hot.!!. Please my ‘chiky kyukyu’ calm down…

Think real Pororo think real Pororo think real Pororo..

Huff..

 Well let’s stop talking about myself. I will tell you how weirdo my other handsome friends.

Student case no 2. Kim Yesung

A very calm kid, cool, handsome, dark eyes, quiet.. actually more like anti social. He doesn’t speak much almost never and avoids people. He loves bugs and turtles which he thought the only one can understand him well in this world. Why? Because they don’t talk to each other.. have you ever see a bugs can talk? You must be crazy if you have. But for Yesung, they talk to him.. yeah nerd.

That’s not the issue here.. Yesung hyung is just really forbidden to be talk active and he put his emotion aside.. Why..? You see that black aura surrounding his body? That’s it! He fulls of dark aura.. even though he looks cool with that cos he looks like a magician. Girls are crazy about it, even they ask him to cut their fingers.. Hooekks.

I think Yesung hyung must had been charmed. Someone put a black spell on him when he was born.. Spooky isn’t it? Yesung hyung is Korean Sadako from the Ring movie if you can say so. Every time he says something bad it will happen. When he was a kid, he cursedthe bee because it annoyed him.. “Dead bee!” and the thunder suddenly appeared and killed the bee. From that time, Yesung really sorry for the bee and he started to love bugs. He swear he never talk anythings bad again.  Even when he read the history book about Korean war, “the war started from… “ the sky turned to dark like when Lord Voldermoth came out to our school. Yesung hyung is spooky…  be aware of him..

O my .. I think he knows what I’m writing about.. Stop looking at me!

Move to other case

Student case no 3. Choi Siwon.

Siwon hyung is a dream guy that every girl wanted the most.. well after mine of course.. He’s hand*cough some *cough of course lesser than mine *self praising ^-^

He’s one of the athletic guy in this school, tall, good biceps, abs, muscles everywhere.. what a body he has.. *uhum why did I fanboying him?! Okay back to real world *uhum..

He.. addicted to make up! Every time he was touched by a beautiful ahjumma.. he can’t control himself. He would run away to his room and put make up on his face. Bwahahaha… Sorry can’t help myself.

It just ahjumma and ummas.. That’s the case..

Is he loves older woman? I don’t know, I asked him before, he said not really.. But he will turn that crazy if he sees them which is he like the most.. like lovely ahjumma with a soft face and caring person. And after he make up and do some pose in front of mirror… he will cry like a baby..

Siwon hyung is a weirdo… You won’t believe it behind his y body there’s a weirdo soul…

So that’s why we have to keep it as secret.. what will people think about us if they know.. I can’t live on earth anymore.. Our families will kill us? Don’t know all I know My umma and appa love me as well as my noona. So does Yesung hyung.. they never think he is a bad luck. They keep him alive, but if they ever watched The ring, I think they know why they keep him alive. And Siwon’s father always protects him no matter what.

We have bunch of jerk, nerd people at school but still we are the worst. I’ll tell you latter what kind of chaos we have in this school.. abnormal things in this school are better than the 3 of us…

See next time..

Sparks and Stars hugs

Cho Kyuhyun