Light Up The Dark.

I Promise This Isn’t A Cult

Gentleman Prince: You can’t just kick someone off the roof.

Drummer Boi: ing watch me.

Rocky: Hyung please. There are better alternatives than murder.

Min-Woof: YEAH! Like shoes! o(*^▽^*)o

Drummer Boi: How would shoes make anything better?

Red Minhyuk: Let me guess they light up.

B-Bomb: Don’t you already have light up shoes?

Min-Woof: You guys don’t understand these ones have 9 different light patterns and they glow in the dark!!!!!!!!! o(≧∇≦o)

Pretty Senpai: How does it have nine different light patterns? Is it on a timer?

Min-Woof: I’m glad you asked! There is a touch swipe thingy on the tongue of the shoe. There is also an on/off button so you don’t have to stomp your feet anymore and there is a usb charger to charge the shoes! (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧

Rocky: I want them.

Red Minhyuk: The shoes do sound fun.

Gentleman Prince: I’m going to have to hide these from my members

B-Bomb: I wonder if I can dance in them.

Pretty Senpai: When there’s a will there’s a way.

Drummer Boi: Imagine kicking a dude off the roof with light up shoes. It’s a nice thought.

Min-Woof: Let’s go get some Skechers swipe lights!

Rocky: I feel like a kid again.

B-Bomb: But… you are a kid?

Red Minhyuk: Rocky is making me feel like a grandpa. I think my time is coming to an end.

Pretty Senpai: Don’t go towards the light hyung!

Min-Woof: You can die after we get the shoes!  \|  ̄ヘ ̄|/

Gentleman Prince: The shoes will make you young again don’t worry.

 

After reviving Minhyuk (BtoB) from his mid life crisis the seven of them went to the closest mall. Lucky for them the store had a plethora of skechers swipe lights and with a quick purchase the seven grown men run off to B-Bomb’s apartment to test out the new shoes. After 10 minutes of playing around with the shoe options, the room lights were turned off and the most immature game of tag happened. The game finally ended when the coffee table ended up in pieces. How that happened, no one knows…  Someone (Mx) may have been a little to hyper. An emergency stop at a furniture store was made and a new coffee table replaced the old one. B-Bomb prayed Kyung wouldn’t notice. Rocky was dropped off in front of the dorm with his new shoes hidden in his backpack. Astro wasn’t ready for this new advanced technology. He hid the shoes in his hidden snack area, knowing they were safe there. Rocky happily ate dinner with everyone before settling down in his bed with his phone.

 

Rocky: Did Kyung notice?

B-Bomb: No but surprisingly Jiho did.

Drummer Boi: What did he say?

B-Bomb: He looked at it and said “Why’d you get a new table?”

Red Minhyuk: What did you tell him?

B-Bomb: I looked him in the eye and said “an archangel from the fourth dimension came into the room and broke the original coffee table for I had committed the greatest sin.”

Min-Woof: What the actual B Bomb hyung. ∑(゚ロ゚〃)

Pretty Senpai: Please tell me he didn’t believe you.

Gentleman Prince: What’s the greatest sin?”

B-Bomb: I’m glad you asked Minhyuk. I ate all of his cookies.

Min-Woof: YOU MONSTER! (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

B-Bomb: That’s what he said… Then he told me he would cut my lines in half next comeback.

Min-Woof: Oh no! Your going to basically be non existent! (๑´╹‸╹`๑)

B-Bomb: I am now a backup dancer for Block B.

Drummer Boi: This news update from Block B. They are now 6 members, it seems the 7th member has disappeared.

Pretty Senpai: No one knows what happened to him but it seems that a back dancer was given a few lines. Maybe he’s the replacement.

Red Minhyuk:  It appears that the backup dancer is actually the missing member B-Bomb, No one knows when he was demoted to backup dancer but it was probably stupid.

B-Bomb: Hey I may have fallen but this means that Jaehyo gets more lines.

Rocky: Was this your plan all along?

Gentleman Prince: Good guy BBomb.

 

Rocky grunted when Sanha jumped onto his bed. He took this as a sign to leave the messaging app and move onto Youtube. There was a lot of shifting between the two until both of them were comfortable. They watched random animal videos and music videos. Jinwoo yelled at them to go to sleep but the younger members just snickered at him before settling down to actually sleep.

(A/N): When I was reading over the previous chapter, spongebob was playing in the background and a commercial about these new Skechers swipe lights came on and the first thought I had was, "huh I know this song, It's fancy foot work and it was in one of the step up movies." My second thought was "Holy Imagine the Minhyuk cult dancing like they were in Step Up but they wore these light up shoes." (In the 3rd movie they wore light up suits and I think one of them had light up shoes so it's not a far off idea." 
Now the real question is will I make a Step Up based chapter... The world may never know.
Thanks for reading!

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RockabillyHippie
#1
Chapter 59: Minhyuk is a champ. I could ing never
RockabillyHippie
#2
Chapter 58: Just run them over with a steamroller xD XD I hate writing on my phone so I feel your pain. Hopefully you get your laptop repaired soon
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#3
Chapter 57: Chapter title is me in a nutshell and...panda ??? What the buck
RockabillyHippie
#4
Chapter 56: Damn it, Minhyuk. This is why we can't have nice things! And I haven't been on AFF in a MINUTE! I feel so late but Ioved these updates!
RockabillyHippie
#5
Chapter 52: Imagine Steve's arms flying off if he dabbed too hard xD
RockabillyHippie
#6
Chapter 51: I know what I'm doing when I die
RockabillyHippie
#7
Chapter 50: To make a long story short......I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my

That vine and this chapter had the same energy
RockabillyHippie
#8
Chapter 49: Happy New Years! Rocky in the skyyyyyyy with diamonds xD Oof, get some mad rest! Take a fat schnap!