The Secret to Getting a Good Night Sleep.

I Promise This Isn’t A Cult

(AN)

I’m so sorry this took forever to update, I’ve been focusing on other fanfics and they've been keeping me busy. (I changed Monsta Min from (❛▿❛✿) to Min-Woof because that face was getting annoying to copy and paste)

Minhyuk couldn’t sleep, he tried everything from drinking tea to doing push ups but nothing worked. Minhyuk was about to go mad when a blinking blue light caught his eye. 32 unread messages. The teen quickly scrolled through the messages snorting at the current conversation going on.

 

Gentleman Prince: It’s completely normal to sleep !

Min-Woof: No it’s not! I can understand shirtless but not full on . What about your members?

Gentleman Prince: They love it!

Min-Woof: Bull! (`Д´)

Red Minhyuk: I’d believe it.

B-Bomb: Don’t knock it until you try it.

Min-Woof: We all know you sleep for another reason hyung. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Min-Woof: I couldn’t even if I wanted to. Unlike you guys I sleep with 4 other people.

Not Minhyuk: .

Min-Woof: Not like that!!!!! (((( ;°Д°))))

B-Bomb: Hey! I sleep all natural for many reasons then just that

Red Minhyuk: I can’t sleep … Too many monsters.

Not Minhyuk: What?

B-Bomb: I learned how to embrace it.

Rocky: Should I leave?

Red Minhyuk: Why are you still up? You need your sleep so you can grow up big and strong.

B-Bomb: I’m pretty sure he could crush your head between his thighs.

Min-Woof: Shouldn’t we all be asleep right now? It’s like 2 am ( ・◇・)?

Gentleman Prince: Maybe one day we’ll sleep at a normal time instead of 2pm

Red Minhyuk: We’re about to fight.

Rocky: I couldn’t sleep and I noticed everyone was chatting.

Rocky: Well except Drummer hyung

Not Minhyuk: That’s because he tries to get a normal amount of sleep.

Min-Woof: What a party pooper (」゚Д゚)」

Gentleman Prince: He’s a better role model then you will ever be. Rocky-ah you should live by what we say and not as we do.

Not Minhyuk: I don’t think that would work out well, seeing as everyone in this chat says some weird things. Nice try though.

Rocky: What do you guys do when you can’t sleep?

B-Bomb: I drink warm milk. It usually helps

Min-Woof: Warm milk? Like Kyung’s??  

Min-Woof:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

B-Bomb: You know, you seem so invested in my life, I think you’re jealous. Do you fantasize about me before bed?

Min-Woof: WHATTTT!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gentleman Prince: That would be weird. Like imagin out your own name.

Min-Woof: OMG STOP ∑(゚ロ゚〃)

Red Minhyuk: Ignore them. Have you tried exercising a bit? Maybe some sit ups.

Rocky: I’ve tried drinking tea and I did a lot of pushups, nothing seems to be working.

Not Minhyuk: Maybe it’s just one of those nights. You’re not feel uneasy about anything?

Rocky: I feel fine, just not tired.

Min-Woof: Welllll hang out with us then. Do you wanna sneak out and get some food?

B-Bomb: I can be there in like 10 minutes if we take the back streets.

Not Minhyuk: You better not be texting and driving.

Gentleman Prince: He was parked in front of my dorm, don’t worry!

Red Minhyuk: I’m surprised we got here so fast. Traffic has been kind to us.

Rocky: Will there be enough room if we’re all going?

Not Minhyuk: I’m not going because of an early schedule.

Not Minhyuk: Also the last time I snuck out Jaehwan woke up and demanded food.

Rocky: Did you get it?

Rocky: If I can leave the room without anyone waking up I’ll go.

Not Minhyuk: Nope, he whined for the rest of the day.

Gentleman Prince: Wow, I didn’t know you could be so cruel.

Red Minhyuk: You have to remember that roses have thorns.

Not Minhyuk: Are you calling me pretty?

Red Minhyuk: Of course! Anyone with eyes can tell you’re beautiful!

Not Minhyuk: Oh, you.

Min-Woof: Stop flirting! ( ≧Д≦)

Red Minhyuk: You’re just jealous of my smooth moves. I bet I could get Hoseok to date me before you could even get him to notice you.

Min-Woof: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

Not Minhyuk: I think everyone’s noticed it.

Gentleman Prince: Not that it makes that much a difference when you have a crush on all your members. It’s kinda sad.

Min-Woof: It just means I have a higher chance of one of them liking me back!

Red Minhyuk: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

 

Rocky has changed Not Minhyuk to Pretty Senpai

 

Rocky: I’ve managed to sneak out to the living room.

Rocky: Also Minhyuk hyung should confess his love to s. The worst that could happen is they fight to death for his love.

Min-Woof: Not you to Rocky-ah! You’re supposed to be on my side!

Red Minhyuk: No, Rocky chooses the right side. Just pick one to confess to and go from there.

Min-Woof: That’s the problem! I can’t just choose one! It’s impossible.

Min-Woof: What if I choose someone who doesn't like me back? I can’t just ask them all out one by one until someone says yes!

Pretty Senpai: Maybe look for the one who fancies you the most.

Red Minhyuk: Minhyuk-yah is to oblivious to notice anything romantic, he’d just brush it off as s being friendly.

Min-Woof: That’s a lie! I would totally notice one of my members trying to… you know.

Gentleman Prince: If that were true you’d already know which member you should ask out.

Min-Woof: What?

B-Bomb: He’s got you there. We're here Rocky!

Min-Woof: Wait! What do you guys mean by that

Rocky: Be right there!

Pretty Senpai: I should get some sleep. I think Jihoon noticed I was awake.

Pretty Senpai: Yeah he did. Good night everyone!

B-Bomb: G’nite

Gentleman Prince: Good night

Red Minhyuk: Sweet dreams, don’t let the monsters bite

Min-Woof: technically it’s good morning! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

Rocky: Night! I hope you do well tomorrow.

 

Rocky pocketed his phone and dorm keys as he walked to the car parked outside with the headlights on. He opened the back door revealing an excited Minhyuk (Mx) pulling him into a hug when he sat down. Rocky happily greeted everyone, ignoring Minhyuk’s questions about which member showed interest in him. The topic was quickly dropped when B-Bomb asked everyone where they wanted to eat. Rocky didn’t care but his hyungs argued until it was settled with a rock, paper scissors match. Minhyuk (BtoB) was the winner so they went to a fried chicken place still open. It was mostly empty so the idols sat inside to eat instead of the car. Rocky knew this went against the whole idol diet thing but he’s been working hard these past few months so he deserves a treat now and then. Plus who in their right mind would pass up on a free meal from their hyungs. They didn’t leave right after eating, choosing to digest a bit before going home. They talked about music, general everyday life, and shared a few stories about their group members. Sanha had recently pulled a prank meant for Myungjun but Moonbin had ended up on the receiving end. Sanha had refused to leave the locked bathroom until Dongmin promised the youngest’s safety. Everyone piled back into the car after the waiter gave them an annoyed look for laughing so loud at Rocky’s story. The youngest boy had felt wide awake but suddenly he found himself struggling to stay awake. Maybe it was due to his hyungs soft calming voices or maybe it was the car’s gentle rocking but before Rocky could question this any further, he fell asleep. When they came to Rocky’s dorm, they all stared at the sleeping boy for a bit. B-Bomb opened the back door so Minhyuk (Mx) could help Rocky onto Minhyuk’s (BtoB) back. Minhyuk (Map6) took a few pictures and posted them on the group chat. They managed to get the youngest onto the dorm’s couch without waking anyone up. The problem came when they realized they couldn’t lock the door without taking the key. Minhyuk (Map6) took the dorm key off the ring and placed it under one of the potted plants at the end of the hall, surprisingly they found a few other keys under the pot. He sent a personal text to Rocky saying where the key was. With a mission success B-Bomb took everyone else home. It was around 10 am when Jinwoo woke Rocky up with a concerned face. Rocky brushed it off by telling the leader he fell asleep watching tv and he assumed the leader fell for it when he shrugged it off. What Rocky didn’t know was that Jinwoo had woken up last night to find Rocky missing but chose to say nothing for now.

(AN)

If anyone is wondering about the background ships here's the rundown. 

  1. B-Bomb/Kyung and they're in an open relationship(Friends with benefits) with Jiho who comes and goes as he pleases.
  2. Minhyuk (Monsta x) has a crush on all s (I ship him with everyone and idk who I want him to end up with. Any opinions? I Kinda want to put him with Hoseok but I'm not sure. Maybe I'll just ot7 it or keep him single.) 
  3. Minhyuk (BtoB) I'm not sure what ship I want to use... I honestly like all the BtoB ships (I also really like Hakyeon/Minhyuk. BtoVixx is the best OT13)
  4. I don't know any of the MAP6 ships so their just going be friends until I learn more. (Or someone tells me. Honestly the first person to type Kim Minhyuk/Insert ANY name I'll probably do it as long as it's not a self-insert/OC or an Idol I don't know.)
  5. Minhyuk (CNBlue) happily single. He doesn't need that love drama. (Lowkey don't know anything about CNBlue, I just listen to their music. He's sort of in the same boat as Map6's Minhyuk but I kinda want to keep him single.)
  6. Minhyun/Aaron........... Fight me! When I was first getting into Nu'est (or Nudest as I used to call them) back in 2013 I read a fic just for the lolz and the paring was Minhyun/Aaron and I really liked it but I don't remember anything about it but the otp stayed. Don't judge me Q~Q Let me rot in Rarepair Hell. It's just like Haikyuu all over again.
  7. Rocky/Dance is the only ship I need. (KnkStro is going to be a thing. Just not shipping wise.)
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RockabillyHippie
#1
Chapter 59: Minhyuk is a champ. I could ing never
RockabillyHippie
#2
Chapter 58: Just run them over with a steamroller xD XD I hate writing on my phone so I feel your pain. Hopefully you get your laptop repaired soon
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#3
Chapter 57: Chapter title is me in a nutshell and...panda ??? What the buck
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#4
Chapter 56: Damn it, Minhyuk. This is why we can't have nice things! And I haven't been on AFF in a MINUTE! I feel so late but Ioved these updates!
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#5
Chapter 52: Imagine Steve's arms flying off if he dabbed too hard xD
RockabillyHippie
#6
Chapter 51: I know what I'm doing when I die
RockabillyHippie
#7
Chapter 50: To make a long story short......I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my

That vine and this chapter had the same energy
RockabillyHippie
#8
Chapter 49: Happy New Years! Rocky in the skyyyyyyy with diamonds xD Oof, get some mad rest! Take a fat schnap!