The talk.

Weirdos in the family house - convenience store spinoff.

The cold and windy winter had finally begun to disappear and the spring was definitely starting to appear. It wasn't hot enough for Yoongi to be able to enjoy being outside, but he did at least not die of the cold. Except for today, when Jimin didn't have any lessons for the coming hours and wanted to make the best out of it. So he forced Yoongi to come outside and eat cake with him. 

The moment Yoongi's pale skin was met with the spring sun, it felt like he was a vampire and he was about to die from the pain. But Jimin just shook his head at his boyfriend and pulled him through the garden. Yoongi had actually lived with the Park family for almost 3 months now and he had still not seen the entire place. As Jimin dragged him to a small porch begun the big mansion with a table and a few chairs, it did kinda look nice. 

Jimin seemed to be extra happy and cheerful that day. Yoongi thought that it must be because of the spring-weather, since people usually became quite strange at that time. Sure, Jimin was always bright and happy, but today he was definitely over the top. Yoongi didn't complain though, since he loved his happy Chimchim. 

As the boys sat down on two chairs the opposite of each other and watched a bunch of servants running towards them with cakes and drinks. Yoongi stared at one maid placing a tray of way too much cake and sweets in front of Jimin, and then a plate with chicken in front of Yoongi. The older boy snorted, couldn't help but feel very spoiled. His entire diet since living here had basically turned into meat and bread. 

When everything has been served and the two boys were shoveling down their favorite food, the maids and the butlers left them. Yoongi planned on not eating to much chicken, since he had started to gain weight. But he was of course not able to control himself the moment he ate one piece. Jimin was just smiling at him, as he was also eating the cakes likes he hadn't eaten for days. At least Jimin trained and did a lot of sports almost every day, so he could eat as much as he wanted without getting fat. 

“Jimin, what would you say if I gained 50 pounds?” Yoongi asked. 

It seemed as if his question came way out of nowhere, as Jimin was eating and almost choked to death with cake in his throat when he heard Yoongi. 

“Hyung, so sudden! But what do you mean? If I would leave you if you got chubby? Eey, no way!” Jimin laughed and ate the cake at the same time. 

Yoongi nodded and shrugged, almost witnessing Jimin die again as he was eating that cake a little bit too aggressive. The older boy grabbed Jimin's wrist and pulled his hand holding the cake down, telling him to calm down. Jimin agreed, swallowing the piece he had in his mouth and breathing out to chill. The boys just looked at each other and laughed at their silliness. 

They were apparently having a date at the moment, Yoongi suddenly realized. He couldn't help but smile. He and Jimin hadn't been able to really enjoy each other outside the mansion for a while, since Jimin was always busy with either studying or training. And there was always someone visiting or disturbing them having their “house-date”. But Yoongi didn't really dislike that at all, since he was just happy being able to be with Jimin so much. 

It seemed as if Jimin was noticing the way the older boy was looking at him and a cute smile was forming on his face. He placed his hand on Yoongi's on the table, while they were romantically staring into each other's eyes. They were slightly flirting and the second they both felt like the moment called for a kiss, they started leaning closer to each other. 

“Jimin hyung, Yoongi hyung, what are you doing?” A terrifyingly familiar voice said. 

The boys did of course move away from each other, or Jimin overreacted as usual and pushed Yoongi away from him so hard that the poor boy fell off his chair. Yoongi landed on his on the grass and when he didn't have the energy to get back up again, Jimin ignored the person and ran to his half-death boyfriend to help him up on his feet. Then they turned their heads to see who the intruder was. 

It was Leechan. Yoongi sighed. Feeling extremely relieved that it wasn't the evil baby Chul who had arrived. He didn't quite enjoy the presence of the second youngest that much either since their last accidents, but at least he wasn't as freaky as the 6-year old with a 40-year old brain. 

“Hyungs, I have some questions. I'm not interrupting anything, am I?” Leechan asked with his awkward smile. 

“Of course not! Haha, we were just having a little date, that's all! What question do you have then? If it's school-related, I can help you later.” Jimin said, supporting Yoongi with his arm and helping his lover sit down on the chair again. 

Yoongi managed not to have his nose broken or face slammed into a wall this time, but his took the fall and he was struggling with sitting comfortably on the chair. His boyfriend was definitely going to be the death of him. Yoongi raised his head and saw that Leechan was talking with Jimin, so he didn't really mind that and tried to find a better spot.

“So, if you two have the time, could you please help me with this? I tried asking mom and dad and all our siblings, but they all told me to go to someone else!” Leechan said, Yoongi not really following since he wasn't listening.

“Ah, ehm.. Leechan, you know… I can tell you later, like… or can't you just search on the internet?” Jimin said, his face turning tomato-red. 

“Ask us what?” Yoongi asked, regretting even asking when he saw Leechan’s expression. 

“Hyung, it’s nothing! Don't worry about this kid, he's just curious about stuff! Ahaha! Leechan, please go away!” Jimin said and tried to hide the embarrassment behind his fake laughter. 

“No, I don't want to! I'm soon 14 years old and I still haven't had the talk with anyone yet! And I think you two should tell me how people sleep with each other and how babies are made!” Leechan shouted and refused to be rejected. 

Yoongi was about to do a Jimin-move and choke on his piece of chicken when he heard the child say such vulgar things. He knew he shouldn't be confused by the Park’s age considered how adult-ish Chul talked, and he was only 6 years old. While Leechan was a teenager, so Yoongi did understand that the kid was curious about such stuff. It was kind of funny to Yoongi though that Chul knew more about those things than a 13-year old. 

As Yoongi was having his mental conservation, Jimin's face was about to explode from the redness. He was constantly coughing and avoiding his younger brother’s eye contact. But then he looked at Leechan, who seemed to be quite sad that he was being rejected again. Jimin sighed. Turning his head at Leechan and looking at him with determination. 

“Alright, little brother! I'll tell you the most simplest things, but I don't really have that much more experience than you, you know! Also, don't you like girls? You know that I only like guys and have done “stuff” with guys, so there's not much I can tell you!!” Jimin say and tried to make Leechan regret asking him. 

“No, it's okay! Jimin hyung, I actually wanted to ask Yoongi about that!” Leechan said, turning his attention to the shocked Yoongi. 

“Huh? But Yoongi’s also ga… ah, wait. He's not..” Jimin said with a confused expression. 

Yoongi was once again about to die from choking on his chicken. The way Jimin was staring at him was like he wanted him to die from the chicken, so Yoongi coughed and looked at the boys with a confused face. He wondered how the Parks found out about him dating a girl in the past. But that was only ONE girl, and it was horrible. Plus, Yoongi never slept with her. Only thinking about that made him cringe. 

“Sorry to disappoint you. It's true that I've dated a chick in the past(the dark past), but we never did anything adult-ish.” Yoongi explained and made sure Jimin felt satisfied with that. 

“Eeeeh! Why can't anyone in this household just tell me how babies are made!” Leechan complained and sat down on the grass in annoyance. 

Jimin just took a deep breath and could finally calm down when his younger brother seemed to have given up asking those questions. It's not like he didn't know the answers, but Jimin didn't really feel like talking about such private things with his little brother in front of his lover. He glanced over at Yoongi, who seemed to be slurping quite nervously on his drink. 

Jimin was staring at Yoongi was a while to see what he was up to, but he was sure it was nothing and shrugged. He then looked at Leechan who was now lying on the floor with a beaten expression. Jimin wanted to comfort him and was about to stand up, when little Chul suddenly appeared from nowhere and sat down beside Leechan. 

“Big bro Leechan, I heard that you are curious about the adult-life.” Chul said, sounding as if he was older. 

“Eh? How did you know that, Chul? You're just a baby!” Leechan said. 

“You're wrong about that. I know a lot of things that you, big brother Jimin and even father doesn't know!” Chul said with a proud face. 

Jimin and Yoongi looked at each other with panicked faces, both ready to grab Chul and run away with him far away from Leechan. But the little boy was just smiling at Leechan and talking calmly at the moment, so they decided to just wait for the worst and let Chul talk. 

“Then do you know how babies are made?” Leechan asked, still unsure about the situation but still curious. 

“Of course I do. There's nothing in this world I don't know! Alright, listen close now. For babies to be made, a guy and a girl has to have . You know, a pe**s-person who likes a vag**a-person, has to use his thing and put it into her thing…” Chul explained detailed. 

The moment Jimin was listening to a 6-year old speak like he have had some experience or read way to many adult-books, he stood up and walked over to the baby. He grabbed Chul’s arm and pulled him into his arms, holding his tightly. Chul began to struggle and screamed to be released. But then he remembered that he loved his older brother Jimin and stopped struggling. 

Jimin was so flustered and angry at the same time. He held baby Chul in his arms, as he angrily kicked Leechan on the to make him go into the house and stay there. Leechan just muttered, but didn't struggle and walked back in. Jimin sighed. Then he saw his father walking through the garden with some of his “workers” and he decided to hand over Chul to him. 

His father noticed immediately the kind of mood that was going on when he saw his adorable son Jimin carrying his cute but quite scary baby-son in his embrace. Jimin was almost always cheery, so when he was like this his father knew it was serious. Jimin just quickly told him what Chul had said and his father nodded, taking Chul in his arms. Then he patted Jimin and he disappeared into the house with Chul and his loan shark-friends. 

Jimin walked back to the confused Yoongi, who was still eating that piece of chicken as if it was made of stone. He sunk down on the chair and could finally calm down. Yoongi nodded at him, as he understood the exhausted feeling Jimin was experiencing. 

“That was weird. But Jimin, I feel a bit strange.” Yoongi said and looked at Jimin. 

“Yeah, me too. I don't know what, but I somehow feel.. hor*y?” Jimin said and realized he said something dirty. 

“Right. Wanna do it?” Yoongi asked and was already standing up. 

“Yes!” Jimin quickly answered. 

The boys grabbed each other's hands tightly and ran through the garden while looking at each other the whole time. They didn't even bother greeting all the siblings and parents, just leaping through the mansion up to Jimin's room.


There, the magic happened;)

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