Jungkook's gift
BTS Chat roomAuthor’s Note: Just wanna say: I got a writing spree and just finished this in like ten minutes
Also: I know I wrote about Vernon in 2016 by Christmas but I didn’t learn who he actually was until like six months later
THEMAN started a group chat with everyone except Carrotae
CaringEomma: you better not have done something bad
THEMAN: well...
Mintsundere2: to be honest, we all know this is something bad
dancemonster: or a surprise-something for Tae
jhooooope78: I am hoping for the surprise
THEMAN: well, it's kind of both...
Mintsundere2: just tell us!
THEMAN: but! Like-
CaringEomma: If you've bought a jet and are now asking us where to hide it, I will personally fill it with rice
dancemonster: that was awfully suspicious
dancemonster: but I like rice
jhooooope78: please let us just solve this, then we can eat rice and be in love
CaringEomma: but you have Vernon right?
jhooooope78: yeahhh...
THEMAN: hyungs, I will tell you
BorninBusanfirst: AGHHHHH!! THIS PILLOW MOVED
BorninBusanfirst: WHAT IN THE WORLD
CaringEomma: please calm down, where are you Jimin?
BorninBusanfirst: I am in my room
THEMAN: WAIT what color is that pillow?
BorninBusanfirst: like marbly-light and dark brown OMG IT'S NOT A PILLOW
dancemonster: what in the world is happening
Mintsundere2: I am just going to stay in here and just not give a care in the world
THEMAN: DON'T TOUCH IT
BorninBusanfirst: HOLY POTATOES IT HAS EARS
BorninBusanfirst: I think my final moment is about to come. Jesus takes the wheel
jhooooope78: stop joking around and Jimin stop being so loud
THEMAN: OKAY HYUNG it's a rabbit
dancemonster: a rabbit?
CaringEomma: did you buy a rabbit? Why?
THEMAN: you're not mad?
jhooooope78: the parents aren't mad at Jungkook, what alternate universe is this
CaringEomma: I mean, a rabbit isn't much
dancemonster: yeah
THEMAN: okay
BorninBusanfirst: WHY'D YOU BUY A RABBIT AND WHY IS IT IN MY ROOM
Mintsundere2: why, just why, Kooks
THEMAN: it's for Taehyung and I just wanted to tell all of you
Mintsundere2: why are you giving him a pet so suddenly, we have a tight schedule u know
THEMAN: I know, but I figured Tae could keep good care of it anyways
BorninBusanfirst: you're sweet but even with how cute this rabbit is, I am still afraid
Mintsundere2: oh come on! How can one be afraid of a rabbit??
BorninBusanfirst: they are wayy too suspicious
THEMAN: okay, so it's in your room?
BorninBusanfirst: yes, COME FETCH IT BOI
Mintsundere2: what the
BorninBusanfirst: MWUAH
Mintsundere2: okaaaay...😐
30 minutes later
jhooooope78: okay, when will you reveal the gift
Mintsundere2: it’s not like he can keep it a secret until Taehyung’s birthday, it’s Jungkook we’re talking about
BorninBusanfirst: ...
BorninBusanfirst: where’s Jungkook with a snap
CaringEomma: I swear to God if he actually would have bought a jet
jhooooope78: and how in the world would he AFFORD a jet
dancemonster: nobody knows
CaringEomma: I seriously need rice
BorninBusanfirst: we need Jesus
THEMAN: hyungs. I lost it
BorninBu
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