Author’s Note: I am so sorry for everything ty, I am so so so sorry. I am very sorry for my absence but to make it up I have posted vkook one-shot and if you wanna read it, do it. It’s ty~ (unashamed self promo) Bunny Hybrid, a vkook one-shot (supposed to be sugakookie and vkook one-shot but whatevah)

thellamaAmber: Yo Taetae

cutietaetae: Ambeeeeer~

thellamaAmber: i need ur help

cutietaetae: u do? What's happening

thellamaAmber: well, this weird boy entered our group convo and he ain't leaving, maybe u guys can help

cutietaetae: ahh, add me in then

thellamaAmber added cutietaetae into the chat

craytoria: THANK GOD

jungGal: oh my God

cutietaetae: what's the problem?

cheesecakelover987: yeah, I don't know either

cutietaetae: hey! Who are u

cheesecakelover987: I am the cheesecake lover

cutietaetae: who?

lunatic: please leave you're disturbing

cheesecakelover987: but I wanna playyyyyy

thellamaAmber: oh my God

cutietaetae: has he been like this the whole time eonnie?

thellamaAmber: wait wha eon- well yeah

lunatic: we actually need to prepare to something so that's why we need this man out

cheesecakelover987: I need to know

craytoria: WHAT

cheesecakelover987: why are bananas yellow?

craytoria: OH MY GOD

jungGal: eonnie is having mental war right now

cheesecakelover987: well, bananas look like , right?

craytoria: I CAN'T

jungGal: EONNIE

thellamaAmber: I was on the freakin toilet da hell is happening

cutietaetae: idk...

jungGal: SHE FREAKIN OH MY GOD

horndog178: did someone say ?

thellamaAmber: whatta fack

horndog178: I smelled the almighty word

cutietaetae: seriously hyung

horndog178: hey, aren't u older

lunatic: someone get these s out of here

jungGal: EONNIE THREW OUR TV OUT OF THE WINDOW

thellamaAmber: NOOOO I WATCH THERE

jungGal: euw eonnie, tmi

thellamaAmber: LIKE U DON'T

cutietaetae: what is happening...

horndog178: oh yeah, i saw your tv it's right outside here

lunatic: DID IT BREAK?

horndog178: no

lunatic: WHAT

thellamaAmber: I'll go get it

horndog178: no use, yeol hyung took it into his possession

thellamaAmber: ok, could we get it back?

horndog178: it's Yeol

cheesecakelover987: well

cheesecakelover987: you're ed

jungGal: well

cutietaetae: wait, where is this going

craytoria: yeah, CHEESECAKELOVER

cheesecakelover987: yeah?

craytoria: GET OUT

cheesecakelover987: u guys r no fun

cheesecakelover987 left the conversation together with the corndog Jongin

jungGal: well, we're late now

lunatic: better let the manager do all da job

craytoria: mhm okay, HI TAE

cutietaetae: HI EONNIE

thellamaAmber: oh my god...

craytoria: where's ur members?

cutietaetae: here, @ home

craytoria: can't we chat with them~

jungGal: ugh, eonnie stop with the damn aegyo

cutietaetae: it's cuuute, hoseok hyung has a lot of it too

craytoria: he does??

lunatic: eonnie is fond of your hyung tae

craytoria: SHUT UP

craytoria: Am not

lunatic: yes she is

craytoria: no she’s not

lunatic: yes she is~

craytoria: no she’s noot~

lunatic: YES