GUYS??? I’VE BEEN WRITING ALL EVENING FOR YOU GUYS, YOU BETTER ENJOY THIS… KIDDING, BUT SERIOUSLY, I’VE BEEN WRITING THIS IN ONE EVENING, AND IT’S A LONG ONE (that’s what she saiiid) SO ENJOY, PLS (I edited this in one frickin hour which is a long time, for me)

Everyone logged in (wow, a first)

 

swagman14: and here we are

 

jhorse54: BACK AT IT

 

chimchim09: agaiiiiin~

 

ItsmeLovisa: READYYYYYY?

 

goldenseagull123: are we ever...

 

mahjamsisgewd: never

 

ItsmeLovisa: I am sad no one enjoys these~

 

cutietaetae: I do noona!!

 

ItsmeLovisa: at least someone is on my side❤️

 

goldenseagull123: yah

 

ItsmeLovisa: You know he is yours, so stop it already

 

cutietaetae: salanghae noona!!

 

ItsmeLovisa: awwwww salanghae Taeeee~

 

princessjin6xx: our youngsters are so cute

 

chimchim09: including author-nim??

 

princessjin6xx: of course, she's the youngest

 

swagman14: where is this conversation going even???????

 

ItsmeLovisa: oh sorry!! Well, I have some questions fooooor Jin-eomma!!

 

princessjin6xx: I am honored

 

jhorse54: Seokjin-hyung has gotten so soft nowadays

 

mahjamsisgewd: I've been feeding him

 

goldenseagull123: well done leader

 

mahjamsisgewd: :D

 

ItsmeLovisa: this is getting off topic

 

ItsmeLovisa: "How are you going to show Namjoon that you love him? And he's important to you in a romantic way."

 

princessjin6xx: oh...

 

mahjamsisgewd: well, this is awkward

 

chimchim09: oh come on hyung, it's not that awkward

 

cutietaetae: but you guys know Jin-hyung is awkward;)

 

goldenseagull123: *true meme*

 

princessjin6xx: I am not that awkward!!

 

ItsmeLovisa: then just answer theeeen

 

princessjin6xx: well...

 

jhorse54: AWKWARD

 

princesjin6xx: oh come on shut up!

 

swagman14: go on

 

princessjin6xx: well... We've kissed, ain't that romantic?

 

chimchim09: HYUNG u need something neeeeww and revolutionary

 

cutietaetae: revolutionary??

 

goldenseagull123: oh God Jimin...

 

mahjamsisgewd: Oh Jimin can explain!!

 

chimchim09: uhm it means like new, but with a different word

 

cutietaetae: ...huh?

 

ItsmeLovisa: I was like in the ladies room bc u guys took too long and this is all you've been talking about???!

 

chimchim09: but Tae, it's like "new" but with a different word

 

goldenseagull123: you basically gave the same explanation you

 

swagman14: HEY

 

goldenseagull123: what?

 

swagman14: NO ONE DISSES MY JIMIN

 

chimchim09: I am flattered...^///^

 

swagman14: NO ONE DISSES HIM like me

 

swagman14: you basically gave him the same explanation you

 

princessjin6xx: no asses please, control your language kids

 

goldenseagull123: sorryyy

 

swagman14: whatever

 

ItsmeLovisa: so Jin, the answer please

 

princessjin6xx: I'll take him out on a date

 

chimchim09: BOO

 

ItsmeLovisa: Awwww adorabwleeeeeee

 

mahjamsisgewd: you will????????

 

princessjin6xx: yes I will

 

goldenseagull123: added *sigh*

 

swagman14: for once I approve of Jungkook

 

goldenseagull123: for once Yoongi approves of me:)

 

cutietaetae: yaaaay!!

 

ItsmeLovisa: we have to get this over already

 

jhorse54: WHY?

 

ItsmeLovisa: bc this takes way too much time

 

jhorse54: YOU HATE USS???

 

ItsmeLovisa: no but wtf are you smoking, can I get some?

 

princessjin6xx: NO DRUG RELATED JOKES

 

ItsmeLovisa: fiiine

 

ItsmeLovisa: "being the eomma in bts, you must know their personality really well by now. Can you rate "the most obedient child", " the hardest working" and "the most you feel like you have the need to protect him"? (Rate it from the most to the least)"

 

princessjin6xx: okay, that's very hard tho

 

swagman14: oh please, we all know the order

 

goldenseagull123: true!! Eomma, I luv uuuu

 

princessjin6xx: love you too Kookah :)

 

goldenseagull123: YAAY

 

jhorse54: MAKNAE STOP IT

 

mahjamsisgewd: Hoseok wth are you drinking

 

jhorse54: nothing

 

ItsmeLovisa: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY

 

princessjin6xx: CHILL I'M THINKING

 

princessjin6xx: Most obedient child:

Taehyung

Jimin

Namjoon

Jungkook

Hoseok

Yoongi

 

ItsmeLovisa: well, the last one was obvious

 

swagman14: can't say that's not true

 

jhorse54: that list is like accurate like

 

princessjin6xx: Hoseok

 

jhorse54: *whines*

 

ItsmeLovisa: Continueee

 

princessjin6xx: Most hardworking:

Jimin

Yoongi

Namjoon

Jhope

Taehyung

Jungkook

Jungkook is already golden tho, and the difference is minimum between them all

 

ItsmeLovisa: awwwwww SYO KYAAA

 

princessjin6xx: oh staph it guuurrrrl

 

mahjamsisgewd: *happy*

 

chimchim09: oh gosh stop it

 

ItsmeLovisa: we still have one left

 

princessjin6xx: The ones I feel like I have to protect the most:

Taetae

Jimin

Namjoon

Yoongi

Jhope

Jungkook

Let's be honest, Jungkook is like the eldest alreadyyy, he will probably survive a 30 feet drop

 

goldenseagull123: *superhero jump*

 

chimchim09: OHHHHH

 

cutietaetae: Jin!!!! Salanghaeee~

 

swagman14: he is sickly cute today

 

jhorse54: I adore Tae

 

goldenseagull123: I haven't forgotten about last time *Glaring emoji*

 

ItsmeLovisa: "Why are you become so sassy suddenly? I like your tender, motherly side"

 

princessjin6xx: have I gotten better now?

 

jhorse54: Namjoon is shaping him into the real him

 

mahjamsisgewd: food, my friends. Food

 

princessjin6xx: foooooood<333

 

goldenseagull123: who doesn't love food

 

swagman14: No one

 

ItsmeLovisa: ASIAN FOOD IS THE BEST

 

swagman14: happy you agree

 

ItsmeLovisa: NOMM

 

cutietaetae: I'm with AUTHOR-NOONAAAA

 

ItsmeLovisa: yaaaaaaay but, Tae, u know I'm younger?

 

goldenseagull123: he calls everyone noona, eonnie, eomma, appa, sunbaenim, sunbae, hyung, and even oppa

 

chimchim09: I bet he calls you oppa

 

swagman14: OHHHHH BURRRRN

 

goldenseagull123: in the bed he does

 

princessjin6xx: I HAVE TO STOP THIS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

 

mahjamsisgewd: Jin-ah, it is too late already

 

jhorse54: yeah, same

 

ItsmeLovisa: LOVISA WILL SAVE THE DAY

 

ItsmeLovisa: "U should take Tae out on like a " Mother child" bonding session."

 

cutietaetae: YAAAAY we can do that, no Jin-eomma?????

 

princessjin6xx: of course we can!

 

mahjamsisgewd: What about meeee~???

 

swagman14: Oh MAN UP Namjoon-ah

 

mahjamsisgewd: *pouts*

 

swagman14: MEN DOESN'T POUT

 

goldenseagull123: but as a wise man once said: You do it for the fans

 

chimchim09: and may I ask who dat wise man is?

 

goldenseagull123: Jeon Jeongguk

 

cutietaetae: ohh cheesy Kookie!

 

jhorse54: this is both annoying and precious at the same time

 

princessjin6xx: vkoooook

 

ItsmeLovisa: OKAYYYY

 

ItsmeLovisa: infortunate to say, Jin, you're out of questions

 

princessjin6xx: OH COME OON

 

swagman14: YAH don't say that! The readers will get worried

 

princessjin6xx: fine...

 

goldenseagull123: everyone says "fine" nowadays

 

ItsmeLovisa: it's a trend

 

ItsmeLovisa: MY FAVORITE HYUUUNG TAE

 

cutietaetae: YAAY my turn!!!

 

ItsmeLovisa: okay, this is a serious question... "If something would happen or you had a secret (I read to many mpreg taetae ff's) that would endanger bts as a band how far would you go to protect the members? Leave the band (I don't want that to ever happen), fight against it alone, spill the beans ...?!"

 

cutietaetae: oh wow

 

goldenseagull123: Well obviously I would know

 

jhorse54: Jungkook, let the kid answer his own questions

 

 

goldenseagull123: *ashamed*

 

swagman14: Tae, please answer, I wanna go to sleep

 

chimchim09: added *sigh*

 

cutietaetae: Hmm... I guess I would... I don't know!!! I'm getting stressed!!

 

ItsmeLovisa: Tae calm down, there's no pressure, you don't have to answer

 

cutietaetae: NO! I am going to

 

goldenseagull123: Tae it's alright

 

cutietaetae: okay, I would...

 

chimchim09: gosh is this thrilling

 

mahjamsisgewd: don't pressure the kid

 

princessjin6xx: please, I am a man

 

cutietaetae: so I would probably spill the beans, I dunno what the dilemma would be about, but that would be the most honest way towards our fans. The true ARMYs would still love us if I was sorry, right?

 

goldenseagull123: awwwww that's my baby

 

ItsmeLovisa: KYAAAAA Taetae you're so precious!!

 

mahjamsisgewd: that is a good answer

 

cutietaetae: thank you!!

 

princessjin6xx: I am proud! :D

 

ItsmeLovisa: awwww okay this going to go on forever...

 

jhorse54: why are you so stressed anyways?

 

ItsmeLovisa: bc school is poking my back!(jk, I am done with all my assignments. Kinda😂)

 

ItsmeLovisa: "My lovely husband, Tae-ah have you ever fantasized about you and Kookie doing some *cough* inappropriate things? (OML EVEN THO UR INNOCENT)"

 

ItsmeLovisa: JIN DON'T KILL ME

 

princessjin6xx: I am close to

 

mahjamsisgewd: what

 

princessjin6xx: he is too innocent for this!!!

 

goldenseagull123: UHUH GUURRRRL HE IS NOT YO HUSBAND

 

ItsmeLovisa: omg sassy

 

princessjin6xx: oh god

 

goldenseagull123: I'M HIS FUTURE EFFIN HUSBAND

 

cutietaetae: Jungkookie calm down, they get itXD

 

goldenseagull123: MHM

 

cutietaetae: and no, I dont get what you mean...?

 

chimchim09: oh honey, you don't wanna know

 

cutietaetae: but I'm not a little kid anymore

 

jhorse54: Tae, you are together with Jungkook, you will find out soon

 

cutietaetae: okay!!

 

goldenseagull123: HEY

 

ItsmeLovisa: HEY TO YOU TO KOOK

 

ItsmeLovisa: "Did you ever seduce Gukkie?"

 

cutietaetae: I am not sure what seduce mean

 

mahjamsisgewd: like, you sensually make someone like, "excited"

 

princessjin6xx: oh no you didn't

 

mahjamsisgewd: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

cutietaetae: I don't get it!! Why do you always talk about things I don't get?

 

swagman14: cause we don't want to scar you

 

cutietaetae: oh, I guess that's nice! Scars are not really my thing :)

 

goldenseagull123: you who asked the question, he does it all the time

 

ItsmeLovisa: oh thank you, an answer!

 

ItsmeLovisa: "How does Jungkook treat you? ;) (even though you guys haven't done it and I know you wouldn't understand)"

 

cutietaetae: you're right reader, I don't understand...

 

goldenseagull123: oh, these poor questions with poor answers...

 

cutietaetae: I am sorry!

 

ItsmeLovisa: (I am sure Jungkook treats him well, RIGHT?????)

 

goldenseagull123: (OF COURSE, why wouldn't I? He is my prince!)

 

chimchim09: okay, we're sorry for these answers, truly

 

ItsmeLovisa: well I AM SORRY 미안함니다!! (I am actually studying Korean, I wasn't kidding)

 

ItsmeLovisa: "If Jungkook ask you to do something more adults-like, will you do it?"

 

cutietaetae: I guess so, tho adult-like?

 

goldenseagull123: my innocent poor boyfriend

 

chimchim09: not poor, blessed

 

swagman14: *true story meme*

 

princessjin6xx: yeah, let's keep him like this

 

jhorse54: ain't it a bit selfish?

 

mahjamsisgewd: he will learn, trust me

 

swagman14: are you planning something?

 

mahjamsisgewd: you bet;)

 

swagman14: ew

 

swagman14: don't winky face me

 

mahjamsisgewd: I am sorry...

 

princessjin6xx: okayyyyyyy....

 

cutietaetae: okay, but I would probably do it, anything for my Kookie!!

 

goldenseagull123: SALANG TO YOU<333

 

cutietaetae: *emoticon*

 

chimchim09: WHY ARE YOU SO GOALS GET OUT OF HERE

 

swagman14: we can be just as good

 

chimchim09: we can?????????

 

swagman14: yeah, it's too exhausting though

 

jhorse54: hence the grandpa was born

 

swagman14: ;)

 

ItsmeLovisa: wow, a first?

 

swagman14: what

 

ItsmeLovisa: the emoticon

 

swagman14: Can't you just let it slide

 

ItsmeLovisa: I am granting your wish

 

ItsmeLovisa: "Can u tell Minho from Shinee I said hi"

 

cutietaetae: of course!!!

 

princessjin6xx: I'm jealous of Taehyung's constant contacts

 

swagman14: so

 

chimchim09: many

 

jhorse54: there, you are couple goals

 

chimchim09: YAYY

 

cutietaetae: well, I dunno, a lot of people wants to know me

 

goldenseagull123: *glare...*

 

princessjin6xx: oh stop it Kook

 

goldenseagull123: fine...

 

jhrose54: looool

 

cutietaetae: hehhehe "laughing outoutoutout loud"

 

jhorse54: I feel you Namjoon (anyone who gets it??)

 

mahjamsisgewd: