Intruders and makeup mishaps

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Author’s Note: Well I am updating a lot, ain’t I? I don’t like school and since I won’t be updating a lot (since I don’t have that much time to write) I’ll give you a chapter here, a long one

 

goldenseagull123 logged in


cutietaetae logged in


jhorse55 logged in


princessjin6xx logged in


mahjamsisgewd logged in


chimchim09 logged in


princessjin6xx: where is Yoongi?


jhorse54: sleeping, duh


mahjamsisgewd: no brainer Jin hyung


princessjin6xx: well drag him here


chimchim09: watchu doin folks?


goldenseagull123: what the hell is that kind of language


chimchim09: what are u doing? #partypooper


princessjin6xx: nah just waiting for someone named NAMJOON to wake someone named YOONGI up


mahjamsisgewd: me?


princessjin6xx: yes, go get him


mahjamsisgewd: fine


mahjamsisgewd went idle


jhorse54: I'm reading


chimchim09 as per usual


cutietaetae: I am talking to Exo sunbaenims!:)


goldenseagull123: what


princessjin6xx: let the kid be, Jungkookah


goldenseagull123: why and how did you start talking to them?


cutietaetae: when we met at some award show and they asked if I wanted their usernames :D


goldenseagull123: okay


cutietaetae: are u mad?:o


goldenseagull123 no


chimchim09: of course he is


cutietaetae: don't be! They are super kind!


goldenseagull123: mhm


mahjamsisgewd logged in


swagman14 logged in


princessjin6xx: took your damn time


princessjin6xx: and Jungkookah, pls he aint cheating on u


goldenseagull123: whaaat you can't blame me


jhorse54: possessive, much?


goldenseagull123: shut up


jhorse54: xD


swagman14: whaaaaat


princessjin6xx: we have to clean the dorm


swagman14 why can't everyone be normal and talk regularly


jhorse54: as u may have noticed, we aren't normal


swagman14: yeah, I live with a bunch of idiots


chimchim09: heey


chimchim09: I am way smarter than u


cutietaetae: oh oh :o


swagman14: yo


chimchim09: yo hoe


swagman14: what did u say


chimchim09: yo hoe


swagman14: before that


chimchim09: I am way smarter than u


swagman14: you


princessjin6xx: calm your pls


cutietaetae: don't fight hyungs! DX


swagman14: you wanna mess with me?!


chimchim09: yeah


jhorse54: Jiminah ahhh d-don't....don't say that!!! *frustrated sigh


swagman14: oh it's on


mahjamsisgewd: CALM THE DOWN


chimchim09: oh yes it is, hoe


swagman14: I declare war


goldenseagull123: just me who enjoys this? 


princessjin6xx: JUNGKOOK!


chimchim09: load your guns hun, you'll die in the process


cutietaetae: hyungs!!! >_<


chimchim09: let your hyungs fight, Tae


cutietaetae: no! It's not good to fight, it's pathetic and dumb!


swagman14: go remind yourself of your tabo


cutietaetae: what? ;_;


princessjin6xx: YOU ARE MAKING HIM ING CRY


chimchim09: yeah, when you accidentally posted a pic of D.O


goldenseagull123: oh yeah


princessjin6xx: WHAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND ARE YOU


cutietaetae: I said I was sorry!!!! T^T


horndog178: did someone say D.O?


mahjamsisgewd: who the is this bastard


horndog178: I am the legendary dancer


jhorse54: who?


horndog178: YOU DON'T KNOW ME??!


jhorse54: obviously not since we're asking,


mahjamsisgewd: how did you even get into this convo?


horndog178 dragged satansson into the chat


satansson: ing leave me out of your problems,


horndog178: whyyyyyyy T_T I thought you loved me


satansson: in your dreams


horndog178: I thought we were at least on good terms!


satansson: oh please, it was all for show


jhorse54 CAN SOMEONE ANSWER WHY THE HECK YOU TWO ARE HERE


mahjamsisgewd: WHO EVEN ARE U


chimchim09: this aint over yet


swagman14: I have my eyes on you


horndog178: what aint over yet?


swagman14 my war with this idiot


chimchim09: my war with this


swagman14: u


chimchim09: no u


goldenseagull123: OKAY EACH OTHER GO DO IT JUST GET IT OVER WITH


cutietaetae: Jungkook I am sorry for being a bad boyfriend...


horndog178: wait wat


satansson: you're dating?!?!?


princessjin6xx: awww shiet


cutietaetae: me and Jungkookie? Ne sunbaenim! :)


jhorse54: CAN U TWO IN TELL US WHO U ARE


satansson: jeezus someone's desperate


jhorse54: scuse me?


satansson: well I am D.O or Kyungsoo from EXO and the idiot breaking in is called Kai also named Jongin or the walking horndog


cutietaetae: wow he can walk? Cool~


satansson: yeah


chimchim09: well sorry for his innocence


satansson: I've seen worse, I've seen him earlier


swagman14: ah okay...


horndog178: Kyungsoo is an angel


satansson: Kai is an  


horndog178: waeeeeeee~


satansson: WHY'D U DRAG ME HERE


horndog178: I was lonely


satansson: WHY DID U EVEN ENTER THIS GROUP THEN


horndog178: I dunno bored


mahjamsisgewd: hol' up


satansson: introduce yourselves


mahjamsisgewd: curse him for being a fast typer


satansson: thanks


princessjin6xx: well I am the one keeping everyone in place so they aren't in jail, Seokjin, Jin


satansson: Ahhh that's our leader’s job


princessjin6xx: well our leader is the one getting us in jail sooo


cutietaetae: Kyungsoo hyung! You already know me, right? :)


satansson: yeah I know you my little biscuit:)))


goldenseagull123: wait excuse me


satansson: before u ask, Seagull, I am like a second mother to him


princessjin6xx: excuse me, third


satansson: uhm... No?


princessjin6xx: uhm yeah, I've been his mother longer


satansson: don't you dare


mahjamsisgewd: I AM NAMJOON THE LEADER, RAP MONSTER

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MinMinSugaBaby
#1
Chapter 5: This book is so djfhfjdjfmdjd I have no words. I love it.
MinMinSugaBaby
#2
Chapter 2: Love this ff btw!!!!
MinMinSugaBaby
#3
Chapter 2: 우리는 어떻게해야합니까? Means “what should we do?” Hope this helps!!!
angelbtslover #4
Chapter 35: Ok I'm super late as usual...But that won't stop me from commenting! You're very strong for sacrificing your feelings so that you don't burden someone else. I do that too and I know how it feels to not be able to do anything but be a supportive friend. But since this is really late, I hope the situation is resolved? Are you guys okay now? And when will you update again?
angelbtslover #5
Chapter 33: Wow wth happened to Jimin? He's acting possessed and all cray-cray. I have not read this for a long time because I was always so busy with school but now I finally have read it! Unfortunately I have to go back to school in a few days time so I'm enjoying my freedom. All your chapters are so unique and funny. I love how different they are from each other. Keep up the good work! I'll be cheering you on! And how's your Korean nowadays? Did you improve? Can you read Korean now?
SugaKookies_and_Tae
#6
Chapter 24: And for JIMIN
Please don't ever make out with a phone again
OH MAN
Was I not supposed to tell him that....
SugaKookies_and_Tae
#7
Chapter 24: I know you already chose tops... but I really want Taehyung to top...
Well here's my question for TAEKOOK
Who's the dominant and who's the submissive... like, who listens to who.
Also
Don't be too loud during massages.
SugaKookies_and_Tae
#8
Chapter 21: was that all a prank???? OMG... seriously though, the rest of BTS is like me trying to hook up my friends.....
SugaKookies_and_Tae
#9
Chapter 20: ahahaha.... Taehyung is so innocent
SugaKookies_and_Tae
#10
Chapter 17: what r prochachos? They sound like professional nachos...