ambisinister: adj. clumsy or unskillful with both hands

You hear a crash next door and return hastily. The ambisinister patient was known for always breaking things, but you had left for a while because he had company.

“… you’ve always thought of me as a burden. I’m useless now with half my body dead. Just let me do this and free us both.”

“No! Listen to me, put the knife down first, then we’ll…”

It is systematic how you call for help from the mental clinic, but for once you feel saddened at the inevitable end of a retired idol, who paid to his career his entire life.