Are you ready for another crack?

PS. Please read with full of discretion and guidance, Some profanities are used in some words of the story.

-nerdie

--------------

Mistaken Identity as an Instant Mother

One fine morning in June, there was a woman staring in front of an orphanage. The woman was young, could be around seventeen. She was so
in distress and occupied by her deep thought when she suddenly heard a baby cry.

"Sssh... Baby don't cry, mother is here." she said to the baby she was carrying as she comforted it. The baby was inside a huge basket with a comfortable pillow and a sheet.
 

"I'm sorry, I have to do this..." the woman cried as she held the baby closely to her and hugged it “Mother loves you very much, okay? You'll meet a good family here that can give you a better life more than that I could give." She said as she sobbed quietly

She heard a footstep coming from the street so she hurriedly put down the basket on the door step and rang the doorbell gave her last goodbye to her baby "I love you..." then the woman hid from a distant
wall.

----

On the other hand, Kim Taeyeon was walking on the street. Traffic so she just decided to walk.

 This day can't be any perfect…

First,

Fany gave her a lecture about the laundry she forgets to do.

Second,

 Fany likes their new dog Ginger more than she liked her spouse.
 

Third,

She didn't get any last night.

Fourth,

Her friends keeps on teasing her about being under from her wife.

Fifth,

She was stuck in a heavy traffic due to a big miniature of an angry bird fell down on the road.

Sixth,

 A bird pooped on her shoulders.
 

And the seventh is yet to come...
 

"Oh, what a day... Why my life became like this? Maybe because I cursed a lot. I guess I should go to church and repent for my sins."

She was walking on her way to church which is beside an orphanage until she passed by in front of an orphanage and heard a baby's cry.
 

"UNGGGAAAAH!"
 

She suddenly stopped from her tracks and looked behind.

“The heck was that?” she asked herself

She saw a huge basket on the door step of the orphanage and took a look.
 

"OH MY GOD, IS THIS A BABY?!?" she said in shock
 

The baby cried in respond again as if the baby was saying;

YES, YOU IDIOT! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!

She hurriedly kneeled down and picked up the baby from the basket.
 

"Ssssh... THE FU*#! YOU'RE SO CUTE!"

The baby cried louder again and sneezed on her face as if it was saying;

WHY ARE YOU CURSING IN FRONT OF ME, YOU IDIOT, I AM INNOCENT!
 

"Yikes! You naughty little girl..." Taeyeon looked at the bib of the baby and saw a name

"Irene..."

She smiled and played with the baby...
 

"Your name is Irene? What are you doing alone here little one?"

The baby glared at her as if it was saying;

HOW COULD I KNOW YOU FOOL? I REPEAT, I AM INNOCENT!

"You're so cute!" She kissed the cheek of the baby and was about to put it down again when suddenly, the door opened.

An assistant of the orphanage looked at her and shook her head

"Oh, another teenage pregnancy... Seriously, will you guys know how to use condoms and stop leaving your poor babies here?!" the assistant said in annoyed tone.

Taeyeon was so surprised that she couldn't even utter a coherent word
 

"W-What..."
 

"Eunjung, who is in there?" A nun asked the assistant.

"Ah, sister...Another high school girl got pregnant by a high school boy and now she is leaving her child here..." Eunjung said and the nun looked at Taeyeon who was frozen at the moment with a baby on her
hands.

"Child, please come in..." The nun said

Taeyeon came in with the basket on her hand where the child lies in.
 

"Write your information here." Eunjung passed her a paper and a pen and she wrote her info there like where she works and what's her name.
 

"You should know my child that babies are gift from God and source of bundles of joy! Why are you leaving your child in the orphanage?" The nun asked her
 

"U-Uhm... You're getting it wrongly! This is not my child sister..." she said nervously "I was just passing by the street when I saw this basket in front of your doorstep...A-Ah, here!" she gave the baby to Eunjung "Take the baby... I'm going to work now." she said to them and was about to leave when the nun stopped her.

"HALT!"

"Stop right there or we're going to report you on your parents!"
 

"I AM NOT A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT! I AM 28 AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO HAVE A CHILD BECAUSE I AM GAY AS IN 100% GAY THAT YOUR GAYDAR WILL EXPLODE ONCE IT DETECT ME!" she explained to the two who were looking at her with her with their suspicious look and the baby started crying again.

"I AM NOT THE MOTHER OF THAT CHILD!" she said as she was about to leave but the baby cried louder and Eunjung gave her back the baby and it shushed from crying.
 

"See? The baby knows its own mother..."

The baby starts to giggle and play Taeyeon's hand.

"I-I..." she said as she looked towards the baby who has an evil grinned plastered on her face and yet she looks so innocent.
 

"Please take your baby back... Babies are a gift from God. Take care of your baby, have a good day!"
 

"NOOO!"
 

"YES, and we'll monitor if you're taking care of your baby well! We have your info, now bye!"
 

Taeyeon was pushed outside the orphanage with the basket that contains the baby inside.
 

"YAAAH!" she knocked on the door several times "I AM NOT THE MOTHER OF THIS CHILD!" she yelled
 

"THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID TOO. NOW GO AWAY, GROW UP AND HAVE A BACKBONE!" The nun yelled inside to her
 

The baby cried louder, Taeyeon looked at her and comforted the young one. "Sssh...Don't cry Irene..."
 

On the distant wall, the mother of the child was watching.
 

"I can't take you with me..." Then the baby cried louder again
 

"UNGAAAAAH!"
 

"D-Don't cry! O-Okay! I'll take you home for now... We'll figure out what to do later on..." Taeyeon said in distress. Then, her phone rings.
 

"CRRRRRIIIIIING!"
 

She answered the phone as she struggled with the basket on her hands.
 

"Yes?"
 

"TAENG! WHERE ARE YOU?! WE GOT LOAD OF S TO DO!" Sunny said on the other line
 

"I'm on my way there... I just got into some deep and..." the baby sneezed on her face again as if it was saying;

WHY YOU IDIOT KEEP ON CURSING?! I REPEAT, I AM INNOCENT!

"WHAT THE FU$&@!" and the baby sneezed on her again "YAH!"
 

"ARE YOU CURSING ME NOW KIM TAEYEON?!"
 

"N-NO! It's that...Let's just talk later. I'm on my way there..."
 

"YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO LATER."
 

Taeyeon hailed a cab with the baby on her hands. The mother of the child followed Tayeon secretly to know where her child will be.
 

"Am I doing the right thing?" She thought to herself
 

Meanwhile, the nun asked Eunjung to follow Taeyeon.

"I'll make sure the kid will take care of the baby."
 

----
Taeyeon came to their studio with a baby on her hand. She had this amazing fu$&ed up poker face as she opened the door. Baekhyun greeted her.

"HELLO NOONA! Why you looked so pissed off..." Then Baekhyun saw a baby on Taeyeon's hand and gasped "NO ! I GOT YOU PREGNANT?!"
 

Then Taeyeon glared at him.
 

"Get a life Baek..." she said as she went towards her desk

Sunny and Seohyun opened the door and saw Taeyeon on her desk looking so stressed out.
 

"YAH, TAEYEON! WHAT HAPPENED WHY ARE YOU LATE?" Sunny lectured and Seohyun saw the baby and pointed out.
 

"OMO!"
 

"This happened." Taeyeon said nonchalantly
 

"OMG, DID YOU TWO HAD WHILE WE WE'RE AWAY AND HAD A BABY INSTANTLY?!" Seohyun said as she was looking back and forth at Taeyeon
and Baekhyun
 

"Yuck, no!" Taeyeon said in disgust while Baekhyun just laughed and looked at the baby "It doesn't look like me... I am not the father of that child." He said as he smiled and played with the baby "Cutie, I
am uncle Baek!" He said happily

"I didn't know you were pregnant, unnie..." Seohyun said
 

"WHAT?!"
 

"Seriously? Who got you pregnant?" Sunny asked further
 

"WHY YOU..."
 

"But she has a wife... How could it be possible? Are you having an affair?" Baekhyun asked in wonder

"YAAAAHHH!"
 

Everyone in the room turned silent when Taeyeon stood up angrily.
 

"I AM NOT THE MOTHER OF THIS CHILD!"
 

"Enlighten us..."
 

And with that, Taeyeon explained everything to them.
 

Everyone turned silent again as they stared at the baby who was giggling as she was being carried by Baekhyun.
 

"Peekaboo!" he said and the baby laughed again.
 

"So, what are you going to do now?" Sunny asked as she held the baby's hand "Awww, so cute!"
 

"Gosh, I don't know..." Taeyeon sighed
 

"She's an angel unnie!" Seohyun said and snapped a photo of the baby with Sunny on the left, Baekhyun on the center and Taeyeon who was sitting closely to Baekhyun on the right due to Irene holding her
hand.
 

"Ahh, it looks like auntie, mom, dad and a child shot. Hahaha!" Seohyun joked
 

"Shut up or I'll call Im Yoona." Taeyeon warned an that immediately shut Seohyun.
 

"What will you tell to Tiffany?" Sunny asked worriedly
 

"I don't know... I'll just bring this bundle of joy at home for a while." Taeyeon said worriedly.
 

The three gave her an apologetic looks.
 

After an hour the four of them went out with Baekhyun holding Irene because he likes babies very much and Taeyeon beside him again due to
Irene likes to hold her hand very much and with Seohyun and Sunny tagging along with them.
 

"Aha! So, that's the father..." Eunjung said as she was hiding on a tree and secretly peeking on Taeyeon
 

On the other hand, the mother of the child was stalking Taeyeon too.
 

"I hope Irene will be okay..." she said worriedly
 

The three asked Taeyeon to ride on Sunny's car as they sent Taeyeon and the baby home safely. When they arrived home, Taeyeon went out of the car and the three wished her luck.
 

"Good luck Taeng!"
 

And the three drove off.
 

"You..." she said to the baby and the baby looks at her with her big eyes.
 

"Want to meet my wife Fany?"
 

The baby smiled as a response
 

"She's beautiful like you... You're gonna love her."
 

And the baby smiled even more as they went inside the house.
------
 

"Fany, I'm home!" Taeyeon said awkwardly
 

"Ah, wait a second. I'm in the kitchen, taking care of Ginger's food." Tiffany yelled

"O-Okay..."
 

After a few minutes, her wife hasn't come around yet.
 

"Is that supposed to take long?" Taeyeon asked as she was getting impatient.
 

"I'm watching Ginger eat!" Tiffany yelled
 

"Well, what I have here is more worthy to watch for!" Taeyeon yelled
 

"Oh? Wait a second, is that the notebook's dvd..." Tiffany walked towards the living room and saw Taeyeon with a basket on her hand. 
 

"What is that?" she asked as she looked what's on the basket "Is that food?... Oh, goodness gracious!" and she was shocked from what she saw. 

"S-Surprised! I have a baby..." Then Taeyeon gave out a nervous laugh

After a minute of silence Tiffany realized what was happened.
 

"YAAH!"
 

And Tiffany kicked her out of the house.
 

"YOU! How did you became pregnant and gave birth to a child without me knowing?!" Tiffany continued to punch Taeyeon's arms and Ginger their dog kept on biting her pants

"YAH, GINGER!" Taeyeon complained "My pants will fall off!"
 

The dog started to barked at her "URFH! URFH!" and continued to torment her along with her owner.

“Seriously! That's why you're eating too much ice creams lately and  your tummy got bigger!" and Tiffany gave a hard slap on Taeyeon's shoulder

"OUCH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!... I WAS NOT. PREGNANT! I AM JUST FAT!"
 

"THEN WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
 

Then, Taeyeon explained her everything as she calmed down and finally looked at the baby.
 

"OMO!... She looked like an angel! What's her name?" Tiffany said as she give out an eye smile to the baby she carries.. 
 

"Irene."
 

"Hello Irene! I am Fany umma..." Irene gave her the best smile she could ever give to anyone.
 

And with that, Ginger and Taeyeon were out of the picture... Because it's Irene that is the apple of Tiffany's eye now.
 

----

"TAEYEON! FASTER, WE NEED TO BUY IRENE BABY SUPPLY ON THE GROCERY!"
 

"Chill out Fany, the grocery will not run and stocks are still plenty..."
 

"GO FASTER THERE ON THE BATHROOM OR I'LL KICK YOU'RE OFF!"
 

"O-Okay...I'm finished!"
 

Taeyeon knows not to mess with hellfany.
 

At the grocery,
 

"OMO! Taeyeon, let's buy the pink baby crib for Irene!"
 

"This pink clothes looks certainly nice to Irene!"
 

"Irene's gonna love this pink plushie!"
 

"This pink PJs will fit Irene!"
 

"This pink baby shoes fits Irene!"
 

"Do they have pink diaper for Irene?"
 

Taeyeon had enough
 

"YAH! Why everything is pink? I wouldn't be surprised if the milk you will buy for Irene is pink too!"
 

"You saying something Kim Taeyeon?" Tiffany gave her a glare and smacked Taeyeon's forehead and she saw Irene meronged at her and that sent shivers on her spine.
 

"A-Ah... I was just saying, take your time to uhm pick..." Taeyeon made an alibi as she tends on her aching forehead
 

"Good."
 

And Tiffany continued looking for pink things for baby Irene.
 

"This will take long..." Taeyeon thought
 

On a distant, the mother of the child were secretly watching them.
 

"I wish I can carry my child again..." The mother said sadly to herself and walked on her way
 

Eunjung was stalking Taeyeon too. She was acting like she's choosing a shoe for a baby while looking at Taeyeon. The sales lady seemed to be pissed.

"Are you really going to pick shoes ma'am? This is your tenth choice." The sales lady said in annoyance to inattentive Eunjung.

"Keep quiet, okay? I can't hear them!" she said to the sales lady as she kept her eyes to Taeyeon
 

"Is that her sister?" she asked to herself but she saw Tiffany smacked Taeyeon's forehead "They looked somehow weird to be sisters though..."
she thought as she continued walking to stalk Taeyeon leaving the annoyed sales lady behind.
 

Eunjung accidentally bumped into someone in the process.
 

"Oooops! Watch it will you?.." she said
 

"Sorry..." the girl she bumped said and with that Eunjung sense the familiarity of the voice that made her looked towards the owner.
 

"Oh my Gosh, Hyomin?!"
 

-----
 

It's another pleasant day for everyone, however, Taeyeon looks rather unpleasant for this bright morning. It's been a week since Tiffany and
she decided to keep the baby while they are still looking for the baby's parents.

For countless sleepless nights to tend Irene's needs, from changing diapers, feeding the baby and being left away from Fany's attention, Taeyeon's entire week couldn't get any worst as she thought.
It's been a routine for Taeyeon to bring the baby on her studio because Irene is surely not allowed on her spouse's office. F