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Hello readers! 

Been so long since I did not update this. Hehe. Let's have a little fun shall we?

Enjoy!

-nerdie

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Weeks after my Honeymoon in Hawaii. I was on the studio working with Sunny and Baekhyun who were annoying me with their interrogations.

“So, Taengoo...How was it?” Sunny said as she wiggled her brows with a sly smirk on her face

“What is it?” I asked innocently

“You know...it...” She said as she lean her back on her swivel chair and observed me with a stupid grin

“I don’t know what alien language you are talking about...” I said as I faced my laptop and edit some photos of my clients. I sipped my hot coffee to keep me awake. Then, Baekhyun stood close to me and looked at my laptop screen and to me.

“Taengoo, everybody knows about !” Baekhyun said bluntly as he faced me closely

I violently coughed and spit my coffee on his face because of what I heard

“Urgh, hot hot hot!” Baekhyun complained and gets some wipes on the table

“Your fault, you guys are erts!” I retorted as I cough

“Oh come on Taeng, you convoke now and to mention you are married already! You can’t get away with that S word” Sunny said frankly

“I know, I know...it’s just that I’m not really comfortable on sharing that thing to people.” I said as I blushed

“But honest, Is honeymoon amazing as what Ariana Grande song tells?” Baekhyun joked

“What song?” I asked innocently

“Oh, I almost forgot. You’re a cave man.” he scratched the back of his head and I smacked him

“Yah!”

“Just have some pity and share some information to your poor and alone single friends “ Sunny said

“Well, I’m not single.” Baekhyun said smugly

“Yeah, because you have a lot of girlfriends. How many is it this time 7?” Sunny said sarcastically

“Oh no, it’s 8 actually.” he said with his proud smile

“Yah, you stupid dumb douchebag! All you fu#%#* think is girls girls girls!” I said in annoyance and irritated manner

“Because I’m ultra super mega handsome and even you fell for my handsome face” Baekhyun said

“Eeeewwww. That’s my greatest regret like sh*t” I made my disgusting face.

“Oh, please. I know you’re attracted to me” Baekhyun said

“Well, have you dated somebody because you’re too lazy to commit suicide?” I said in sarcasm

Being married is kind of different than having a relationship with your lover. Being married is kind of hard and complicated. It’s the stage where the couples know about each other’s flaws and learn how to accept it. It’s the stage where you think about your long term goal and this time, you think about it with someone, someone you want to spend your entire life with. I was in a deep thought when suddenly the door opened widely and it was Seohyun who’s looking so excited with the tab on her hands.

“Guys look! We got 2 million views on Youtube. Gosh Taeng, you’re a sensation! A mistaken terrorist fu$&$*-$ sh$&$* Hahahaha!” Seohyun laughed madly. Baekhyun went to Seohyun’s side to look at the tab

“Whoa, look at that. It really looks like an action movie” Baekhyun complimented

I faced palm myself “Oh Lord, help me” I can’t believe that one of the most embarassing part of my life has been recorded. Thank you Lord for my very supported fellows.

“So, what are you guys doing?” Seohyun asked

“We’re talking about Taengoo’s life” Baekhyun said in a straight forward manner

“OMG OMG, MY EARS, MY EARS!” Seohyun said as she covered her ears

“Stop playing innocent. You even made out with a stranger at the Soju house.” Sunny said

“Stop bringing that girl up!” Seohyun complained

I saw Seohyun’s grim face and I chuckled. She’s kind of allergic towards Yoona this past few days and not to mention she’s scared towards the deer. I think Seohyun likes to marry her phone than to get married in real life. As I stared at the girl, then we heard footsteps on the stairs and someone opened the door

“Hello guys... Hi Seohyun!” it was Yoona

“Then she came up” Sunny shrugged

“H-Hi...” Seohyun nervously said and Yoona stood close to her side. Then Seohyun mouthed “Help” to Baekhyun so Baekhyun come to an aid with a sly smirk on his face

“So, what does this beautiful princess doing here in my castle?” Baekhyun said as she kissed Yoona’s hand

“Uhm, sorry my prince, but I’m straight as an infinity ring” Yoona retracted her hands and composed herself. She held Seohyun’s arms instead. Seohyun tensed up and got pale

“Oooh, burn!” I teased Baekhyun and merong towards him then he pouted like a child

Baekhyun and I became close friends. I never thought this will happen because his a douchebag and a player but among my exes he’s the coolest one. If Seohyun is allergic to Yoona then this guy is allergic to marriage. I looked at Yoona and continued to listen to her.

“So, I came here because there’s a friend of mine who want to avail your team’s services.” Yoona said

“Oh, where is the chingu?” I asked as I crossed my legs and sat attentively on my swivel chair

“She’s down stairs” Yoona said

“Oh, let her come here” Sunny said and smiled at Yoona

“Okay.” Yoona said and she whispered something on Seohyun that make Seohyun shook in fear

“I’ll c-call the ch-chingu...” Seohyun said in fear and went down stairs and Yoona was just on the side standing innocently with a victorious smirked on her face

A minute later, Seohyun come back with a tall tanned lady on her side. Her hair is short bob and her cheeks looks so cute and chubby. She looks like a tower of babel and not to mention, she looks like a model. How could it be possible that someone is as tall as a tower while me here lacks in height?! I guess life is unfair.

“H-Here is the chingu...” Seohyun said nervously

“Hi, my name is Choi Sooyoung.” The tall lady greeted us with a mischievous smile

“Choi? Are you perhaps related to the owner of that awesome café downtown?” Sunny asked in shock

“I’m the owner of that awesome café...” Sooyoung replied proudly and put her hands on her hips

Baekhyun and Sunny have that awesome struck face and I as well as I looked at her and stood up to observe the latter

“Oh my gosh...too tall” I said as I stared at her in awe

“Oh my gosh...too short” she replied as she eyed me from head to toe

“Yeah...” I said but then I realized what she said “WAIT, WHAT?!”

“Well, you heard me” Sooyoung shrugged and smiled at Sunny and Baekhyun who were busy laughing their asses off.

“Why you...” I was about to stand up and pick some fight but Sunny kicked me back to my seat.

I’m so sensitive about height issues.

“Taeng, she’s a client. Remember?” Sunny smiled at me and the tall girl winked at me

“So, beautiful princess... Want to join me in my castle?” Baekhyun flirts as he went close to Sooyoung

Damn his flirting skills is killing me to death! I so want to choke him and strangled him to death.

“No thank you...I’m the wicked witch of the west and I’ll just send your castle a gift.” Sooyoung said

“What gift?”

“Plague”

“HAHAHAHAHA. BUUUUURRRRN!” I laughed so hard. BOO MR.FLIRTY BYUN!!!

“Shut up midget and listen to me.” Sooyoung said like a boss

“What the...” I was to stand up again but Sunny kicked me back again

“So, I want to get your team to cover my birthday...” Sooyoung said

“What are you four?” I scoffed

“If I’m four then what are you a fetus?” Sooyoung fought back

“Why you...”

This tall annoying creature is really getting on my nerves!

“My birthday will be a quite huge celebration. All my friends, relatives and co-workers will be there so I need your team to cover my birthday.” Sooyoung ignored me and continued to speak

“We’ll take it” Suuny said with her eyes twinkling as she stared at Sooyoung

“What, no!” I contradict “I will not do hmmmmmmppp! “ Seohyun put her hands on my mouth and looked at Yoona in fear

“Taengoo unnie, just take it” Seohyun said sadly

“We’ll take it” Baekhyun said with a smile

“Alright, it’s settled then. Meet me at Monday 9pm on my café.” Sooyoung said as she and Yoona bid their goodbye. I saw Yoona winked at Seohyun and Seohyun hugged me in fear

“Unnie, we’re gonna die, we’re gonna die, we’re gonna die!” Seohyun said in fear

“Seohyun, remember the story of David and Goliath?” I asked with determination

“Yes” Seohyun looked at me confusedly

“I’ll show that giant who’s the boss here...” I said

(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

NO ONE’S POV

On the other hand, Tiffany was on her office. She’s having lunch with her seniors and office mates.

“So Tiffany, welcome to the club of married wives!” Miss Park, Tiffany’s senior said as she give Tiffany a share of her food.

“Welcome dear!” Miss Cho said

“Thank you” Tiffany meekly said. On the other seat, a pale girl choked on her food.

“Jessica, are you okay?” Miss Cho worriedly asked, again their senior

“I-I...ahuk...urgh...”

“She’s okay Miss Cho. She’s just allergic to any words associated with marriage” Tiffany said as she pats Jessica’s back and the latter glared at her intensely

“Oh, I remember it! I saw your video on Youtube. It’s just great luck that little kid was there and stop your marriage!” Miss Kang said as she clapped her hands amusedly

“Ah, I see” Jessica answered awkwardly as she wiped with a table napkin

“Uhm, actually she’s not a kid Miss Kang...” Tiffany said in defense

“But she looks like 13!” Miss Kang stated

“She’s my wife Miss Kang. She’s older than me for a year” Tiffany said in the most polite manner she can

“Oh, she looks young.”

“So how long was it?” Miss Park asked

“It’s been weeks”

“Ooh, pretty new, eh?” Miss Park said

“You know my husband cheat on me first week after we got married” Miss Kang said

“For real?” Tiffany asked in surprised

“Yeah, he’s girl crazy” Miss Kang bitterly recall

“Oh, don’t mind her Tiff. She’s divorced and didn’t get her alimony” Miss Cho chuckled and continued eating her food

“Oh” Tiffany let a small smile “I guess my Taeyeon will not do that to me. She’s a good one” Tiffany said and drink her glass of water

“No matter how the person is good, when one is tempted, no one can resist” Miss Kang said sadly

“Men are all born equal and ...so if that statement is true then they are equally cheaters” Jessica added with no expression on her face

“Come on Sica, let Locke be in peace...not everybody is Donghae” Tiffany rolled her eyes

“DON’T YOU DARE SAY THAT JERK’S NAME AGAIN HWANG MIYOUNG!” Jessica madly said

“WHATEVER SOOYEON” Tiffany replied

“When the cat is away, the mouse will play” Miss Kang said

“Yah, stop scaring Tiffany” Miss Cho chuckled softly

“But seriously child, Miss Kang may sound negative but there’s nothing wrong on checking your wife right?” Miss Park smiled and continued eating

“Maybe Taeyeon is different” Tiffany thought to herself

( ＠^^＠)

It’s Friday and Taeyeon went on the bank to get some cash that she will use on her date with Tiffany. She was waiting in line until someone put arms around her shoulders.

“Chingu-yaah!” A small little blonde girl said to her. The girl was wearing a black cap and a black leather jacket

“W-What...” Taeyeon stuttered and she felt something cold and sharp on her side.She looked at it and it was a gun hidden on her jacket

“Just act cool or you’ll be dead” the girl threatened

“P-Please don’t k-kill me.” Taeyeon pleaded softly.

“Ssssshh... Be quiet. Just withdraw your cash and give it to me peacefully. You’ll be safe” the girl said in a cool manner as she scare Taeyeon

Taeyeon shook in fear and her palms were sweating. She did what was told and on the way out of the bank the girl still held her close a she put her arms around Taeyeon.

“Don’t be so nervous. Pretend to be happy” the girl said and Taeyeon forced a smile

“How can I be happy if my money is being stolen and I’m about to die?” Taeyeon said nervously and as soft as she can

“Laugh, come on, quick!”

“Yeheay!..” Taeywon chuckled nervously “I’m so happy I could die!” she forced another laughter

“Don’t worry. Blessings will come for those who gives” the girl grinned and pulled Taeyeon close to her

-----

On a distance, Tiffany has been calling Taeyeon on the phone since the girl only asked some time to go to comfort room. She saw Taeyeon with a girl, looking very close and happy with each other. She thought Taeyeon ditched their date for another girl.

“Damn you Taeyeon!” Tiffany muttered on her breath, she immediately get in on her car and leave Taeyeon

“I should’ve listen to Miss Kang” Tiffany said to herself

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The girl dragged Taeyeon to a hidden place and pointed the gun to her freely

“Where’s the cash? Come on, come on! Give it to me” the small blond girl ordered impatiently

“H-Here...d-don’t shoot please!” Taeyeon is on the verge of crying as the girl search on Taeyeon

“Oh, your cellphone looks cute. Mine now” the girl keep Taeyeon’s phone on her pocket

“Please...I-I have nothing left anymore..”

“Oh there is, your wallet.” the girl showed Taeyeon her wallet and keep it as well

“P-Please don’t kill me” Taeyeon pleaded

“Haha. You look so cute. Don’t worry, I’m a thief not a psychopath killer so thank you for your money and hope for you to grow an inch. Bye!” the girl said and ran away

Taeyeon walk towards her supposed date with Tiffany with a shock on her face. She found out that Tiffany already left her and brought their car.

“Urgh, I have no money and no car. , even my cellphone is gone. I guess I have to walk home”

(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

As a result, Taeyeon went home late. She walked in on their house and looked for her wife.

“Fany, I’m home!” Taeyeon announced

She continued to walk and found Tiffany on the kitchen. She opened the door widely and peek

“Hello Fany!” she smiled and waved her hands

“YOU STUPID CHEATER!!!” Tiffany throw Taeyeon a plate and luckily it missed the short girl and it shattered on the wall.

“F-Fany...W-What are y-you...” Taeyeon was speaking when Tiffany threw her another plate. Taeyeon jumped in surprise and hid on the kitchen counter

“YOU! I THOUGHT YOU’RE FU#%#* DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS BUT YOU’RE NOT!!! YOU’RE A SMALL FU%#* CHEATER!!!” Tiffany yelled angrily

“Tiffany c-calm down...I-I didn’t do anything!” Taeyeon stood up in panic

Tiffany aimed the kitchen pan at Taeyeon.

“Hey, that’s big!” Taeyeon complained as she covered herself

“LIAR!” Tiffany threw the frying pan at Taeyeon. Luckily, the small girl ducks.

“Tiffany...please calm down... I’m sorry about our postponed date, it’s just something came up...” Taeyeon said and was about to continue but Tiffany dart her spoons and forks

“Yah, stop. It hurts!” Taeyeon complained and a spoon landed on her forehead “Ouch!”

“IT HURTS? YEAH, IT FU%#$* HURTS! TAEYEON...AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? I KNOW I’M NOT THAT MUCH BUT PLEASE...YOU’RE MARRIED TO ME!” Tiffany said as she cried

“I really don’t know what you’re talking about...Tiff, I’m sorry if I did something that hurt you. And don’t discount yourself. You’re the best thing that happen in my life...” Taeyeon sincerely said as she walks toward Tiffany and hugged the girl

“I’m sorry...” Taeyeon said

“One chance Taeyeon...one more chance” Tiffany said as she sobbed and hugged Taeyeon back

( ＠^^＠)

On the next day, Taeyeon is at her studio. Looking so problematic.

“Hey buddy, what’s up? You look like a panda who escaped from zoo and what is that big bruise on your head?” Sunny said as she checked the other girl

“My money on the bank was got stolen by a thief. She even got my wallet and my phone” Taeyeon said as she ran her fingers on her hair “And this bruise is nothing” yeah right some kitchen utensil done it so

“Did you call the police?” Sunny asked worriedly

“Yes, they said they’ll just give me some feedbacks” Taeyeon said frustratedly

“Oh, good thing we have a rich client. You can use that money Taeng.” Sunny said

“I don’t like that giant creature” Taeyeon sulked

“Well she’s a rich brat. If we work hard, she might give us additional tip!” Sunny explained

“Fine, I’ll do it to gain some money...” Taeyeon said in defeat

(∩＿∩)

Monday comes, Taeyeon, Baekhyun and Sunny went to Sooyoung’s place to plan out her birthday party.

“So, I want my birthday invitation to be red and the atmosphere of my party to be club theme.” Sooyoung said as she comfortably sit on the couch

“Uhm, club theme? Then why not go to the club on your birthday instead of having here in your café?” Taeyeon sarcastically said

“Yah, Taeng! Heh