Mistaken Identity at the Mistaken Funeral

Mistaken Identity
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Mistaken Identity at the Mistaken Funeral

 

 

 

 

"I entered the wrong funeral, which resulted in a chaotic event that leads me to find the other half of my heart."

 

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Hi,  I'm Taeyeon and this is my story how I accidentally trespassed in somebody's funeral.

 

 

I was at my studio with my best pal Seohyun, you know the usual thing hanging out. I was very busy playing LoL while Seohyun's watching a movie on her tab with her earphones on. It's the modern way of hanging out I know. When someone opened the door. I did not look at the door because my eyes were glued on the computer screen.

 

 

"Ayo guys!..."

 

 

It was Sunny. She said something but I couldn't really care. I was so focused on the game I was playing. The only thing I heard was the word "FUNERAL". Sunny went out after that. I lose in the game I was playing. Damn it. Since I was already distracted, I asked Seohyun what did Sunny said. She thinks for a while and answered.

 

 

"Baekhyun dead funeral," Seohyun said as she still watching the movie on her phone

 

 

"WHAAAAAAAAATTTT?!?" I shockingly said

 

She shrugged

 

 

OH MY GOSH, WHY...HOW???MY POOR BAEKYHUNNIE...

 

 

Baekhyun is my ex-boyfriend. He's been my boyfriend for two years but we broke up because I found out that I'm not the only one...yeah, you know the song. Hehe. He's a major jerk and all sometimes I wish he was dead because he's really a stupid dumb douche bag but hearing that he's already dead feels like a massive pang inside my heart. Gosh, I shouldn't wish for it!

 

 

I went to Sunny to ask where the funeral...is I was crying so hard. She looked at me weirdly.

 

 

"Taeyeon, I didn't know you two were close?" Sunny asked as she looked at me weirdly

 

"What do you mean we're close? We are super close!!! Gosh, my poor love" I said as I cried harder

 

"I didn't know that it was you two that were in a relationship I thought it was..." Sunny said as she smiled weirdly a bit, I cut her off.

 

"Where's...the...funeral?" I asked as I sobbed

 

"Uhm, the funeral is at St.Cathy, 4th floor, lobby A room 609," Sunny said

 

I cried harder as a response

 

She comforted me.

 

 

 

I dressed in black because I am lamenting and brought packs of tissues with me since I know I'll need it. I headed out of my house and went to St.Cathy's. I took the elevator and went up to the 4th floor. Walked towards the lobby A and went to room 609 as Sunny said.

 

 

I breathed heavily and opened the doorknob slowly. I noticed there were no pictures of Baek on the room. I went directly towards the closed coffin and cried so hard.

 

 

"You...Why did you die so early??? You said you'll never leave me" I said as I cried and hugged the coffin 

 

"I'm sorry for calling you a jerk all the time you stupid dumb douche bag... "

 

"Sorry for wishing you were dead... My poor love." I cried harder

 

 

I noticed that the people at the funeral were staring at me; gosh this is embarrassing but so what? I am mourning. This is a funeral,  people crying over their lost love ones is just purely normal. But why are they looking at me weirdly like Sunny? Is it weird to cry over your lost love? Why, how heartless people are!

 

A lady in white approached me. 

 

 

"Excuse me, who are you?" the lady politely asked me

 

"I am Kim Taeyeon, his girlfriend..." I said to the lady.

 

 Yeah, I know I'm an ex but gosh,  we just broke up two months ago!

 

The ladies in the front seats and the people at the funeral were extremely shocked and murmured to each other. Why, is there something wrong with what I said? Don't tell me Baekhyun is gay?!? My thoughts were interrupted when the lady speaks.

 

 

"Hello Miss Kim, I am Tiffany Hwang." the lady said as she smiled painfully. 

 

"She's my son's wife!" the old lady said

 

Whoa! She's the mother of Baekhyun? Why Baekhyun did never told a thing about me? And when the fu%#% Baekhyun had a wife?!? Gosh,  he's fu%#% stupid dumb douche bag. I so want to kill him at this moment but he's dead so I do want to bury him myself right now!!!

 

"B-But we just broke up 2 months ago..." I said

 

"We're married for 2 years," Tiffany said as she looked a bit mad but remained composed

 

 

WHAT THE FU%#%, BAEK STAND THE FU%#% UP THERE AND I'LL KILL YOU AGAIN!

 

"I'm his girlfriend f-for

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maemae08 #1
Chapter 12: All of the chapters are funny! It's so light, I love it
UndefinedCharacter
#2
Chapter 12: Who would've thought Yuri would be in trouble! 😅

The strawberry ice cream scene is so cute!

Also Taeyeon saying she'd die for Tiffany... 🥴

Hyoyeon, why?! Hahaha!

Good luck Ginger, Zero is a good boy, don't worry!

Oh my! I remember seeing Irene's random picture in Manila Bay, she's so beautiful!

I am also wondering why pictures on driver's license look like that! I look angry! 😅



This us a very nice collection of Mistaken Identities! It's so fun! :)
UndefinedCharacter
#3
Chapter 11: <span class='smalltext text--lighter'>Comment on <a href='/story/view/984014/11'>Mistaken Identity As A Ve...</a></span>
Ur da ! Yeah!

The mistaken identity finally led to a not embarrassing one!

You're a hero! 💪😁
UndefinedCharacter
#4
Chapter 11: Ur da ! Yeah!
The mistaken identity finally led to a good one!
You're a hero! 💪😁
UndefinedCharacter
#5
Chapter 10: Clingy Tiffany... 🥴
Wow Soo! Good job on fighting Malaria!
What more crazy things could happen to Taeyeon?! 😁
That ostrich is one obedient ostrich! And also I love it that it likes a clean environment! 😁
Taeyeon saying "I miss you" once regaining consciousness is so sweet!
Irene's first words though! 😅
UndefinedCharacter
#6
Chapter 9: The fight was kind of angsty, but their bickering was hilarious!
The choking part was so funny! "You need water than number." This thing is still mystery to me up to now that I 'm older! 😁
Jessica looking like Hyomin and Yuri always mistaken of who's who!
I like Hyomin's advice. Like what its says at the end, they always come back to each other's arms.
This is so nice, them having to learn more about each other and understand each other better. ❤️
UndefinedCharacter
#7
Chapter 7: I don't know if it's a blessing that Taeyeon has that baby face and all that adorable things or not! 😅
Tiffany's not the jealous type, just the angry type! 🤭
Jealous and violent Tiffany is funny! 😁
This chapter is so funny, at the same time cute and heartwarming, them having a glimpse of family life. :)
UndefinedCharacter
#8
Chapter 6: What a way to be mistaken that she's cheating!

Poor Taeyeon! How many times has she been slapped?! 🥲

"If we cannot give her mars, let's give her the sun" is so witty! Hahaha!

The scene where everybody is present is so nice and funny!

Fifty shades of red? 😁

I'm glad the misunderstanding is solved now!

Poor Bruno park!

This Mistaken Identity is really fun to read! 😁
UndefinedCharacter
#9
Chapter 5: Oh my! Just because the shrimp looks appetizing, even though you're allergic?! I understand you! Same! Hahaha!😁
This is why I hate taking antihistamine...😅
I thought Sunny was different!
You'll never know what that fart prank toy can do to you!
Tiffany must love Taeyeon a lot! 😁
Well can't blame her! 😅
UndefinedCharacter
#10
Chapter 4: Hahaha! Taeyeon always making a scene!
I think, in Taeyeon's group, Sunny is the only one thinking straight! 😅
I think I know how Sunny felt when Taeyeon started to speak!
But, hey! Taeyeon saved the day, with her embarrassing antics of course!