"Park Jaebeom, I presume?" I asked, sitting down the man in the study. The gentleman with the unfortunate hairstyle nodded, grinning happily. He was lucky enough to still have hair, but the hair he had was damn ugly. It was styled into some faux-hawk that looked like it was caught in a windstorm.

"That's me!" Jaebeom grinned idiotically, eyes half closed. Chanyeol frowned, peering at the man over the edge of his notebook.

"Jaebeom, you are Dok2's neighbor, yes?" I inquired, looking at this man who reeked of incompetence.

"Yeah! We talk a lo--" I threw a teacup at Jay to shut him up, the incompetent fool.

"We really don't need to hear about your crush--" I cut Chanyeol off by kicking the tall boy in the shins. He frowned down at me before turning back to his notebook.

"QUIET! Both of you!" I yelled, taking a moment to calm down, trying to keep my cool. "Next question. Where did you last see Dok2's hairline?"

"On his head, duh. And why are you calling him Dok2? his name is Joonkyung, but I like calling him Jooneycakes." Jay blabbered on and I wondered how one person could be that stupid.

"Fine! Were there any signs leading up to Jooneycakes's hairline's disappearance?" Chanyeol butted in, being very unprofessional as usual. I would have to talk to him about that later.

"Nope. One day it was there and the next day it was gone. Jooneycakes flipped out over it and tried to suit Zion.t, but it failed, so he went to you." Jaybeom rattled off and I frowned. How dare Dok2 choose me second? I am the certainly the best detective in all of South Korea by far.

"What do you believe happened to the hairline then?" I asked, clearly exasperated. Jay looked up towards the ceiling, trying to form a thought in that pea-brain of his.

"Now don't hurt yourself." Chanyeol grinned, and Jay kept the confused look on his face, oblivious to my assistant's insults.

"Maybe the postman stole it." Jaybeom finally said, and I resisted the urge to slam my head into the desk in front of me.

"Thank you for all your help so far. You are free to go." I sighed, gesturing for Jaybeom to leave the room.

A/N
Jay Park is an idiot in this. I'm sorry for the short update, expect an update Friday! Please comment, more comments mean faster updates, so feel free to comment/ask/criticize/etc.