EXO as Fathers

EXO jokes and scenarios ^o^/

When EXO becomes an appa:

*let's imagine that we are their wives XDDD*

 

-Inside Suho's House-

 

Kris: Baby Angel, go to sleep now, papa is tired *cradles his baby girl*

Tao: Son, when you grow older I'll teach you martial arts so you can protect your mom when I'm not around okay? *pats his son*

Luhan: My baby girl, you look so much like your mother, your both beautiful...I will take care of you, you'll be daddy's princess forever. *kisses forehead*

Sehun: I may not be the beth dad...but I will do everything juth to make you and your mommy happy *whispers to his sleeping son*

D.O.: Don't cry appa is here, here drink now my baby~ *feeds his daughter*

Kai: Oh fudge, son don't kick my face *kisses his son's cheeks anyways*

Baekhyun: Alright, baby, your mommy isn't here right now so I'll be the one to take care of you~ *tickles baby*

Chanyeol: Son, why are you staring at mee like that (O_O) *blinks at his son's derpy stare*

Xiumin: Weeeee~ Here comes daddy bao zi !!!! *tickles his daughter using his nose*

Chen: Son, because your the child of Kim Jong Dae, I will teach you the art of trolling, it has been part of our history and handed down every generation. I hope that it will be useful to you someday *u*

Lay: Okay (*v*), when your mommy arrives, she'll have a baby rabbit waiting for her *dresses his daughter in a rabbit suit*

Suho: Son I will give you everything you like. Just tell me what it is. If you want I can give you Lay's baby girl. Hoho~

EXO: *glares*

Suho: Or maybe Luhan's baby? (.__.)

Luhan: If you dare to touch one strand of hair of my princess, you'll fly to outer space with your money +_+

Lay: My baby is so cute *doesn't care about suho's remark*

Chanyeol: Guys !! My son is still staring at me creepily. (ToT)

Baekhyun: He got it from you.

Chen: Lol, and to think that your surprised about that XD.

Xiumin: Your son's looking at you like he wants to eat you.

Chen: Xiumin hyung, when our children grows up, let's make them marry each other.

Xiumin: Sure, they'll get married after you die (+_+)

Kris: Guys, shut up, my baby angel can't sleep

Tao: Your daughter or you duizhang?

Sehun: Both

Kris: Yah--

D.O.: SSHHHHH

Sehun, Kris, Tao: (=_=)

Suho: I have made up my mind. Maybe Lay and Luhan's daughter or... Baek and D.O.'s

EXO: *glares again*

Luhan: Let's get out of here.

Lay: Yeah, I don't want my baby rabbbit to get hurt.

Baekhyun: I knew it was the wrong idea to hang out here.

D.O.: Hmmmpff... *walk out with baby girl XD*


A/N:

*sigh*

I envy their future wives (T-T)

Cr: PinkRomace

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zelovesick
#1
Chapter 12: Hahahahaha! Wtf?!?! This is really funny!
zelovesick
#2
Chapter 1: The first chapter is really funny! Can't wait to keep reading!
ARMYforever
#3
Chapter 12: Lol that was highly amusing!
silvermist1116 #4
Chapter 12: Lol. I still can't. Chen got wushued.
silvermist1116 #5
Chapter 11: Lol. I knew it had something to do with chicken. Too priceless.
love_me_love_kpop
#6
Whoa, why is my username there?
silvermist1116 #7
Chapter 10: Look. The most believable is Luhan.
fefedove
#8
Chapter 4: for the ghost one, if you watched that showtime ep, you'll see they're slightly inaccurate haha
silvermist1116 #9
Chapter 8: Lol. Parenting fail. Next day they'll get up and one of their daughters is missing. Lol, Kai got kicked in the face and you know it's bad if your infant son is judging you.
silvermist1116 #10
Chapter 7: That last part was so cute, but the first one, Kai's an idiot. That suggested though. Priceless. Lol. Planting seedless seeds. Too much.