EXO Crackchats No. 2

EXO jokes and scenarios ^o^/

 

EXO Crackchats No.2:

 

Kaisoo:

Kai: Hyung, there are so many mosquitos here.

D.O.: Turn the lights off so they won't see us.

Kai: Okay hyung.. *le turns lights off*

-after a few minutes fireflies came-

.

.

D.O: Zzzzz...

Kai: *le saw the fireflies and wakes kyungsoo up*

D.O: What?!

Kai: Hyung they're back and the worst thing is...they brought flashlights with them !!

 


Baekyeol:

Chanyeol: My teacher told me that I am getting better in Math.

Baekhyun: Chincha? I'll ask you a question and let's see if you can answer.

Chanyeol: Sure, no problem

Baekhyun: If I give you 3 apples, 4 oranges, and 5 strawberries, what will be your answer.

Chanyeol: Thank you *derp*

 


ChenSu:

Chen is digging soil and putting something on the soil then covers it and pours water in it. Suho got curious and went nearer but he saw that Chen wasn't planting anything..

Suho: Yah, are you kidding me? What are you doing right now?

Chen: I'm planting.

Suho:Bwoh? You don't even have seeds right now.

Chen: what are you saying? I'm planting right now !! I don't have seeds because what I'm planting right now is seedless hyung. Duh?

Suho: *facepalm*


 

Tao and Manager:

Manager: Tao, tell me something that exists right now but didn't exist a long time ago.

Tao: Me ^^


 

Luhan:

Luhan: This is a hold up, don't move or else I'll kill you

You: !!!! !!!!

Luhan: I told you this is a hold up not a !!!!

You: Oh sorry, I was only suggesting ^^


 

Chenyeol:

Chanyeol: Chen stop drinking already, liquor isn't the solution to your problems.

Chen: *was already drunk and looks at Chanyeol*

Hyung *hic*, should I drink Milk instead *hic*? (-_- 


 

Kaisoo:

D.O: If you were to choose between two things. Your Life or Me?

Kai: My Life

D.O.: Why?

Kai: Because you are my life 

D.O.: (///▽///)

 


A/N:

Next up is an EXO scenario, I'll be updating later :)

So... I hope you guys:

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guys, kris is not leaving.....right? He's just having a break ^v^

Come back when your healthy benben :))

 

 

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zelovesick
#1
Chapter 12: Hahahahaha! Wtf?!?! This is really funny!
zelovesick
#2
Chapter 1: The first chapter is really funny! Can't wait to keep reading!
ARMYforever
#3
Chapter 12: Lol that was highly amusing!
silvermist1116 #4
Chapter 12: Lol. I still can't. Chen got wushued.
silvermist1116 #5
Chapter 11: Lol. I knew it had something to do with chicken. Too priceless.
love_me_love_kpop
#6
Whoa, why is my username there?
silvermist1116 #7
Chapter 10: Look. The most believable is Luhan.
fefedove
#8
Chapter 4: for the ghost one, if you watched that showtime ep, you'll see they're slightly inaccurate haha
silvermist1116 #9
Chapter 8: Lol. Parenting fail. Next day they'll get up and one of their daughters is missing. Lol, Kai got kicked in the face and you know it's bad if your infant son is judging you.
silvermist1116 #10
Chapter 7: That last part was so cute, but the first one, Kai's an idiot. That suggested though. Priceless. Lol. Planting seedless seeds. Too much.