Drunk EXO

EXO jokes and scenarios ^o^/

EXO When drunk..

 

Suho: You, you... All of you !! I can buy your lives *throws money everywhere and dances*

 

Baekhyun: *LOOKS AT THE MIRROR* Mygawsh !! Erm so Pretty. Imma a princess !!

 

Chanyeol: *derp* Hic... I'm drunk..hehehe..*creepy derp*

 

Tao: Don't worry babe *talking to his gucci bag collection while holding a wushu stick* I'll protect you.

 

Kris: You *talks to ace* whose you mother?

 

Xiumin: *points to buns* Don't wink at me. You can't tempt me !! *eats the buns anyway*

 

Luhan: Honey, where are you? Oh there you are *hugs hello kitty*

 

Sehun: Luhan-hyung I'm right here *hugs the door*

 

Kai: *strips* Aahh.. Its so hot !! Oh wait, I'm hot..

 

D.O: Can I eat you?

 

Lay: *gets a guitar and sings* YEAH~ SHOOOWTAYMM~

 

Chen: *throws a cat* Pikachu !! I choose you !!

 


A/N:

Lolol... I feel sorry for the cat that Chen threw and kris was looking for ace's mother...hehehe..I'm right here XD

Cr. Goes to the rightful owner although I changed some of the lines..

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zelovesick
#1
Chapter 12: Hahahahaha! Wtf?!?! This is really funny!
zelovesick
#2
Chapter 1: The first chapter is really funny! Can't wait to keep reading!
ARMYforever
#3
Chapter 12: Lol that was highly amusing!
silvermist1116 #4
Chapter 12: Lol. I still can't. Chen got wushued.
silvermist1116 #5
Chapter 11: Lol. I knew it had something to do with chicken. Too priceless.
love_me_love_kpop
#6
Whoa, why is my username there?
silvermist1116 #7
Chapter 10: Look. The most believable is Luhan.
fefedove
#8
Chapter 4: for the ghost one, if you watched that showtime ep, you'll see they're slightly inaccurate haha
silvermist1116 #9
Chapter 8: Lol. Parenting fail. Next day they'll get up and one of their daughters is missing. Lol, Kai got kicked in the face and you know it's bad if your infant son is judging you.
silvermist1116 #10
Chapter 7: That last part was so cute, but the first one, Kai's an idiot. That suggested though. Priceless. Lol. Planting seedless seeds. Too much.