EXO Crackchats No. 1:

Chen

Chen: Miss do you have a ballpen here? 

Saleslady: Sir we apologize because we don't sell any ballpen.

*Chen walks out angrily*

Chen: Mayghaad !! The store was called penshoppe and they don't sell any ballpen?! *walks out of the mall*

 EXO Guessing game ft. Chen and Tao:

Host: Okay, the category is.... Animals !! TIMER. STARTS. NOW !!!

.

.

.

.

.

Chen: Is this a place?

Tao: *facepalm*

Suho and Tao:

Suho: Knock Knock 

Tao: Whose there?

Suho: Your Mother

Tao: Your Mother who?

Suho: What are you talking about? Its me your mother Tao !! Open the door !!!

Chen and Kris:

Chen: *was about to leave*

Kris: Where are you going?

Chen: I'm thristy so I'll just buy something in the convenience store.

Kris: Can you buy me something since your going there anyway?

Chen: Sure what is it?

Kris: Can you buy me a softdrink?

Chen: Coke or pepsi?

Kris: Coke

Chen: Diet Or regular?

Kris: Diet

Chen: Bottle or in can?

Kris: bottle

Chen: 8 oz or liter?

Kris: Damn it, just buy me some water instead

Chen: Mineral or distilled

Kris: mineral

Chen: Cold or not?

Kris: Aissh... Just buy whatever's available, Go now or I'll hit you with something.

Chen: Wood or metal?

Kris: You animal !!

Chen: Dog or Cat?

Kris: Yah !!! Your rea---

Chen: I was just kidding hyung hahahaha !!! *le runs away*

Xiumin and Luhan

Xiumin: Lu-ge, your late again !! What took you so long?

Luhan: A stranger lost his 50 000 won.

Xiumin: You helped him find it?

Luhan: Ani of course not, I stepped on the 50 000 won until he went away.

A/N:

Wahahaha.... Run Chen XDD !!!

That's all for now, I'll make more but for the meantime

SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT !!!