so i drawned.. and drawned.. and continued drawning.. untill a whale came over and ate me! but inside that whale there was no water no organs just a big sign written on it "WELCOME TO HYUN JOONG WHALELAND!"

/hmm dosn't that sound kinda familair?.. nah shurgs but he wanted to steal the lime light/ 

suddenly all the lights inside the whale closed /how was there lights anyway inside him I didn't know/ and a light shoned upon hyun joong he cleared his throat and glaring at me and then at the readers /at a certain evil former chipmunk/ "I have a dream!" he paused for dramatic effects, "I have a dream to see this fic being lead by me instead of youngsaeng!-- I mean why youngsaeng /why indeed.../ no body even know! and so.. I have a dream! of getting us more comments /author roleplaying as commenters dosn't count./ I have a dream that I will once get rid of all the carrots of the world and let otters go extinct! I have a dream-"

"STOP! THATS PLOGARIZING!" someone suddenly shouted... it's... him... it's.. Martin Luther King ghost! "I will sue you!"

for few minutes it was just a simple staring contest between the two.. then it esclated to a cat fight both scratching each other and it looked ew

Anyway who will win? dan dan daaaaaaaaaan

in other notes while i got popcorn to watch this awesome fight that Idk who will win on, a kyujon appeared next to me /people like appearing next to me cuz they love me~~/

he looked at me happily "want me to show you my new magic trick?" he said with happy glinting eyes that any girl would swan over and wouldn't be able to refuse him! i mean like.. he is KYUJONG!    "No." i said flatly /i'm not a girl remember? /ish a mystical unidintifyed creature/ the sad thing is.. i'm unknowdlging it by myself..... T.T crys in corner/

anyway kyujong being kyujong ignored me ofcourse and took out your pink plastic wand that he stole from Seungri "bokapikalokalikakoooooooooooook!" he said the magical words and cotten candy smoke Boofed revealing the flying puppy from before but this one was a mermaid puppy.. aww how cute but suddenly more mairmaid gaint puppys started appaearing and it crowded the place and the amazing magican kyujong couldn't stop it so he panicked and dissapeared away... i rode on one of the mairmaid puppys and it took me out of the crying ocean thingy that you made~ and so.. I decided to explore the world on my new pet \o/

-meanwhile with you-

you were still crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying.

when it didn't seem like you will stop the crossdressing fairy god mother father Seungri came over angry that his plastic wand was stolen he waved his 20 inch spicky heels around and POOF the crossdressing daesung appeard /bigbang likes to crossdress yaay xD/... looking at him you stop crying and started going "eww stay away from me" you held up your own heels to defend your self with it but then the mysterious mairmaid puppys started falling from the sky and one fell on ur head making you uncounsious....and since you were there.. infront of Seungri and Daesung.. they decided to kidnap you... cuz they can.

when you woke up you found your self a boy crossdressed as a girl /idk how but you are/ anyway ZEA was infront of you all staring wide eyes at you some tsking and some looking at you with scared eyes... they took out tomatos, otters, carrot and whatever they had hidden and threw it at you.

how will you face the shame of meeting ZEA like that? huh? huuh?