It's....dundundun....none other than....the divinely JOHNNY DEPP!!! /yeah i stole your idea, again woopwoop/

"Johnny Depp Ahjussi!" The determination to make as much money from having Johnny Depp kept me strong from fainting. Well, that, and his horrible Korean pronunciation while singing that song, Marry U. Don't even mention his rap attempt. But he gave different poses eveytime I clicked the camera. Ahhh, so dreamy. I bet somebody dying of jealousy. Heh.

"So, can I marry you now?" He asked with puppy eyes. /well, he ain't updated that puppy eyes don't work on me i supposed. i haven't updated my facebook profile for long/

"Uhm, sing me another kpop song."

And he started singing to Hug. it was so cute,...his kindergartener-way of singing while doing bbuing bbuing /thank goodness he didn't sing gwiyomi...ew/ even the Saengs looking at the mirrors fainted. Even you fainted.

But my expression turned dark by the end.

"So, can I marry you now?" He made puppy eyes and a few blinkblinks again.

"Sing me a SS501 song or no."

"But i dunno..."

"What? How about ZE:A song then?"

"I dunno too..."

"What? Then NOOO!!!"

He started crying n it made me so sad so i gave him a chance...to prove himself...

When you woke up from your dreamy faint...you're no longer in one piece. You've been cut into pieces by his scissorhands and been dipped into chocolates and being served to the pirates on a pirate ship. ommo. 

What will you do now?