before anyone could eat any part of me yoochun mouse brought his other mouse minions and attacked the ship. the manly pirates screamed like girls and all jumped on each other in top of johnny depp and then they all fell on to the ocean... and started playing with sharks.

since i was a zombie and well.. i didn't die yet- yoochun mouse took me to changmin who was a witch amazing sorcer he then turned me back to human again-- but i became a boy. i become...... uhm.... HEECHUL! yes u.u/thats why heechul is pretty cuz i'm him secretly :"D /gets bricked/

then i decided to go to a concert and ruin it /because i can/ the fans got angry and boo-ed at me then they started chasing me- i jumped like a ninja in top of a building then i took off my heechul mask /idk how../ then everyone gasped at how ugly pretty I was /huhuhu i feel the love/ anyway i took my own mask /magic/ and then-- i became you! and everyone gasped again cuz they like magic \o/

anywho i started running and they followed me!

i ran again to ur audition place /determined to ruin it/ and then i broke the door and POOF i dissapeared!

the fans then all come in and look at Johnny depp /who stinks from the smell of sharks and ocean and such/ singing their oppas songs /marry u/ again and then they see u -which they think is me but then they know think its u because it was u cuz its u! u know? :D/ anyway they got out their hidden brooms and torches and fanboards and light sticks and they all attacked you!

no one can escape from angry fans! so... how will you be able to escape them? /dan dan daaaan/