2 March 2016

"What in the world is this?" 

"That's BB cream. That's like foundation to put on your face?"  

Squirts and rubs the weird texture on both his hands. "Hold still." Smack on her forehead and roughly massages her temple making her squirm and squeal.

"What the... What is with this colour?" 

"What's wrong with it? Stop! Ow! Are you trying to loosen my skin? I swear to God I will cut you if you make me look like Malificent." 

"You're not going to look like... Oh I didn't cover your mustache here- OW!"

"I feel like I am being molested." 

"Does it turn you on?"

"Shut up."

"Stop fidgiting!" 

"I am not!" 

"And now, since your face is bare before... We are going to add the bare minerals. Get it? Get it?" 

"Oh my God." 

"Close your eyes. This is going to hurt." Lifting the brush, making Jasmine laugh hysterically.  

"You know I don't even know if I am-"

"You're getting dust everywhere on my shirt and... OI! Did you just grab my ?" 

"I was dusting it off!" 

Silence. 

"You know, you have like a girly touch on you, Baek. Have you been practicing?" 

"Yes, I was inspired by the lady boys in Phuket and- What in the world are these?!

"Those are heart bronzers!"

"I am pretty sure make up does not suppose to look like this! It looks like sweets!" 

"Oh come on! They are cute!" 

"It's ridiculous."

Silence.

"Hmm. Maybe I should give some contour on your face."

"Whoa! How did you even know how to do that?" 

"Saw on TV."

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"That's mascara. Don't poke me!"

"Calm down, Jazzy. Can't you see how steady my hands are?" his right hand shaking violently as if he was having Parkinson. 

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"Stop laughing!" 

"I can't stop!"

"You are impossible!" 

"Are you colouring my lashes or my eye lids? I can feel it on my skin!" 

"Let me do my job and stop dictating me, woman!" 

"Oh my God. This is so scary!"

"Just stop fidgiting!"

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"Is it okay?"

"It's... freaking not bad." Burst into giggles.

"Don't lie to me!" 

"Don't you worry, jagiya!"

"You're doing my make up! How am I not suppose to worry?!"  

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"Oh man this is freaking difficult. Close your eyes." 

"Reasons why I hate eye liner. This is how long girls take to get ready!" 

"Dear God. This is freaking- What the!" 

"What!" 

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"Dude, you look freaking hot with the stripper glitter and eye shadow." 

"Why in the world did you call it stripper glitter?"

"Because that's what most people call it?"

'What are you trying to imply here?" she narrowed her eyes at him. 

"That strippers wear glitter?" he said innocently. 

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"The top lip is the hardest. You've to make your lips bigger. Dear God they should come up with an instruction manual for lipsticks. "

"How?"

"Do it like Jay-Z! Pucker up!" 

"What?!"

"Smack them together!" 

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"Oh. My. God." Jasmine grabbing the mirror and looking at her face. "Duuuuuuudeeee! You actually did good on the eyes and the face."

Jasmine was about to compliment her husband till she turned to the right side of her face and stared at it. "DID YOU DRAW A SNOOPY CHARACTER ON MY CHEEK WITH MY EYE LINER?!" 

"See! I told you I was good at drawing Snoopy!" Baekhyun said grinning before his wife chased him around their apartment. 

"BYUN BAEKHYUN YOU GET YOUR BACK HERE!" 

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A/N: hello, hello :D Short nonsensical drabble for you darling readers. I was watching a video online about this and I thought hmmm why not? :D I need to rest my brain from studying for finals :( 

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