The Art of War

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Yixing crosses his arms as he scans the tattoo parlour suspiciously, still not completely convinced this is the right idea. “Are you sure it's okay?” He asks Shang, who is tying his hair back in the mirror.

His son gives him an unamused look over his shoulder, rolling his eyes. “Yes, bà, I'm sure,” he says, “you made me check it out, remember?” He hadn't even been aware his father knew how to do security checks.

Yes, but we can always leave if – ”

We're not leaving,” Shang is adamant, “you promised I could get a tattoo for my eighteenth birthday. There is no way you're going back on that.”

Yixing supposes there really isn't. He sighs, wishing that he hadn't been landed with the task of taking his son to mutilate his skin forever. “I'm not.” He's just stressed, and when stressed, he tends to get a bit squirrelly.

Why do you need me here, anyway?” He asks. He doesn't mean to sound callous – of course he wants to be there for his son, it's just that, usually, Shang baulks at the idea of doing anything with his extremely uncool parents. He eyes a stack of packaged needles warily.

Because you can make sure they're writing the right thing,” Shang explains patiently, as if to a child. He's explained this several times over the last few hours, so his irritation is rather understandable.

Yixing nods jerkily. He doesn't want his son to have nonsense tattooed on his back for posterity. “Can they even tattoo calligraphy, anyway?” He ponders doubtfully.

Shang grins roguishly, looking very much like both Jongdae and Kyungmi as he does so. “They can tattoo pretty much anything.”

Yixing finds this extremely worrying, as he knows his son, and he also knows he has no impulse control whatsoever. Now he's legal, there's no knowing what he might come back with. Thank god Jongseok and Sunhwa are too young to ever get one – he really doesn't want to think about what they'd end up tattooed with.

He has a sneaking suspicion Sunhwa is already planning to get a skeleton tattoo when she's old enough, and he knows that neither Jongdae or Kyungmi will stop her, as they have tattoos of their own. Why is it always left to him to be the sensible one?

Finally, the tattoo artist makes his way over, smiling kindly. Yixing stares disapprovingly at his eyebrow piercings. He's always been more of a lip-ring kind of a guy, but Jongdae was too much of a scaredy cat to get one.

You ready then?” He addresses Shang, who nods tersely. “Well, if you'd just like to get your shirt off and lie down.” Yixing assaulted with a wave of deja vu, which dissipates when he realises that – thank god – the tattoo artist is not coming onto his son.

Shang lies down on a leather chair that looks remarkably like the ones found in a dentists. He wriggles for a second, before letting his arms drape down loosely. The tattoo artist wipes his back down, and then carefully lays the transfer on his skin, patting it down gently. As he lifts it up, Yixing sees what the tattoo will look like on his son's skin when it is done, and an ache settles in his gut.

His little boy is really growing up.

You're sure?” He asks one last time, as the tattoo artist busies himself with pouring out ink, and Shang's eyes roll heavenward again.

Yes dad,” he says, with exaggerated patience, “I'm sure.”

Yixing has to bite down his bottom lip to stop it wobbling. He wants to scream 'I'm not ready!' but this is his son's choice, and the three of them promised they would always respect his choices.

Even if that includes having passages from Sun Tzu's The Art of War tattooed in his back in Chinese. He supposes he ought to be proud. At least it's sort of academic.

In the loosest sense.


I like getting tattoos. O u O

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Johnson94 #1
Love this fic
llmoreno
#2
Chapter 74: Yixing and Jongdae really have a healthy life, I can’t imagine many parents being like Chenlay I mean are they always ? I mean they always want to do it and in any change they can they do it, they really like to show their love through .
Ahh sleepovers are the best obviously when you are with your friends, I think is something that every girl should do with their friends.
Poor Kyungmi, Jongdae doesn’t care she is pregnant right? If he could he would make Kyungmi to the sleepover to prepare the party and he doesn’t have to do anything, although I can imagine kyungmi suggested sunny the sleepover to annoy Jongdae
I understand why sunny invited those kids but is weird I don’t know you don’t invite people you don’t like to your house or to sleepover, but well if you want to belong some group you do what you have to do.
Sunny is a smart kid I like her a lot I mean she know she is normal but in this time someone is special is he/she is different to what people think is normal.
Whoa Yixing having mean thoughts is really nice and interesting he should have more mean thoughts, and throw the kids to the street is pretty mean but in that moment seems a good alternative, but the kids doesn’t have the fault, the fault is on her parents who think they have the right to jugde other families and that happens a lot even in heteroual families.
I can imagine all sunny friends being in love with shang hahaha, Millie can developed a crush on Shang because that’s really common when your friend have a y older brother, and ask sunny to go to their house to play or do homework only because she want to see Shang, the funniest thing is I can see Shang being nice with Millie and making her loving him more.
llmoreno
#3
Chapter 73: Ahh i miss this story a lot
My chenlay feelings
Are you back at school? i havent seen any alert from you
Shang can ask Jongdae anything because Jongdae is going to have “daddy guilt” for not being at his son´s birthday … Jongdae want the bonus to buy toys or weird thing probably
Poor Jongdae, when you live with your family is a must that they eat or drink your things even if you put your name on it.
Jongdae the responsible dad here he comes … poor Kyungmi I can imagine like that because it’s kind of a mom thing crying in those events like 15 here in Latin America or your wedding and they always say the grew up so fast.
When your dad or mom are drunk is also the moment you can ask for money, things or verything they only bad thing is that they start to remember all the embarrassing moments in your life and in their lifes
EvvA_chRome #4
Chapter 14: I'm trying really hard not to leave a comment so often at every freaking chapter but this one is just ASDFKJKL. I'm laughing so much at this HOW. DO. YOU. WRITE. SO. NICELY.???!!!
EvvA_chRome #5
Chapter 3: I come to read this chapter again and this is so ridiculously cute. I've been grinning to myself ever since! We have a newborn in our family lately and choosing name is proven to be the hardest!!
llmoreno
#6
Chapter 72: This is so angsty poor kyungmi even for a strong woman like her
Thank you matthy came and well is nice to see how much he was expect it because most of us we were susprises for our parents
llmoreno
#7
Chapter 71: Yixing is sheldon from the big bang theory haahahha you offers tea when someone is sad but i dont imagine sunny liking tea and not in tha kind of moment.
Ahh yixing is so sweet hr would cry well so its good yixing is not there when sunny came and tell his dad what happened and jongdae is the best dad
Jongdae discovers the benefits of being grandpa naugthy jongdae
What is the meaning of sunny daugthers name? Is greek ?
The things that happen to sunny means law not adavance since jongdae and yixings time i mean law is still no proct her and her daugther even if is another time?
llmoreno
#8
Chapter 70: Hiii
This chapter makes me remmember when i fight with my little brother and my mom let us fight till she get mad for all the noise.
I can see sunny bit jongseokie and he ptobably cry or he hit her back
MhiRha
#9
Hello. I reread this again and now I'm smiling like an idiot for their idiotness. Lol. Hope to read more soon.
Earthh #10
Chapter 76: Yaaay , update ! Sooo cute chapter ><