Undomesticated

Description

In which Jongdae and Yixing have three unruly children, a meddlesome baby mama and a home that often resembles a bomb site. Just what were they thinking when they decided to become parents? Domestic!AU ficlet dump.

Foreword

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the writing, and the drabbles are heavily inspired by both Outnumbered and , which are hilarious TV shows I recommend to anyone with a bit of time on their hands. ...and yes, it's inspired by my own crazy family in places.

I never meant to write this. This is all Alice's fault for encouraging me and I hope she enjoys the utter crap I have come out with. <3

These drabbles/ficlets will be out of order, in different tenses and possibly different writing styles because I've been writing them as the whim comes. It's literally just a place for me to dump the drabbles so certain people can read them. 

...there's a lot of backstory to this. Basically, this is what the future holds for Jongdae and Yixing in my fic, Bedroom Acoustics. It's set in London, so there will be many references to it. They never meant to have kids - their first child was conceived in an ill-advised, drunken with their female best friend on Yixing's thirtieth birthday. They decided to raise the baby as a mum and two dads, with Joonmyun appearing as baby-doctor-turned-step-father (ahem). However, Jongdae and Yixing somehow wound up having two more kids, hence the domestic nightmare they are currently living in. 

I DON'T KNOW WHY I LIKE WRITING DOMESTIC!XINGDAE I JUST DO. I APOLOGISE FOR THIS.

And a huge thank you to MusicChibi, the long-suffering recipient of my many ramblings and sneaky requests for posters. This one must have been a huge pain as it's so perfect, and I was very picky about what I wanted. So go request from her shops, she's wonderful. <3

Um. If anybody reads this, I hope you like it. >.>

 

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Johnson94 #1
Love this fic
llmoreno
#2
Chapter 74: Yixing and Jongdae really have a healthy life, I can’t imagine many parents being like Chenlay I mean are they always ? I mean they always want to do it and in any change they can they do it, they really like to show their love through .
Ahh sleepovers are the best obviously when you are with your friends, I think is something that every girl should do with their friends.
Poor Kyungmi, Jongdae doesn’t care she is pregnant right? If he could he would make Kyungmi to the sleepover to prepare the party and he doesn’t have to do anything, although I can imagine kyungmi suggested sunny the sleepover to annoy Jongdae
I understand why sunny invited those kids but is weird I don’t know you don’t invite people you don’t like to your house or to sleepover, but well if you want to belong some group you do what you have to do.
Sunny is a smart kid I like her a lot I mean she know she is normal but in this time someone is special is he/she is different to what people think is normal.
Whoa Yixing having mean thoughts is really nice and interesting he should have more mean thoughts, and throw the kids to the street is pretty mean but in that moment seems a good alternative, but the kids doesn’t have the fault, the fault is on her parents who think they have the right to jugde other families and that happens a lot even in heteroual families.
I can imagine all sunny friends being in love with shang hahaha, Millie can developed a crush on Shang because that’s really common when your friend have a y older brother, and ask sunny to go to their house to play or do homework only because she want to see Shang, the funniest thing is I can see Shang being nice with Millie and making her loving him more.
llmoreno
#3
Chapter 73: Ahh i miss this story a lot
My chenlay feelings
Are you back at school? i havent seen any alert from you
Shang can ask Jongdae anything because Jongdae is going to have “daddy guilt” for not being at his son´s birthday … Jongdae want the bonus to buy toys or weird thing probably
Poor Jongdae, when you live with your family is a must that they eat or drink your things even if you put your name on it.
Jongdae the responsible dad here he comes … poor Kyungmi I can imagine like that because it’s kind of a mom thing crying in those events like 15 here in Latin America or your wedding and they always say the grew up so fast.
When your dad or mom are drunk is also the moment you can ask for money, things or verything they only bad thing is that they start to remember all the embarrassing moments in your life and in their lifes
EvvA_chRome #4
Chapter 14: I'm trying really hard not to leave a comment so often at every freaking chapter but this one is just ASDFKJKL. I'm laughing so much at this HOW. DO. YOU. WRITE. SO. NICELY.???!!!
EvvA_chRome #5
Chapter 3: I come to read this chapter again and this is so ridiculously cute. I've been grinning to myself ever since! We have a newborn in our family lately and choosing name is proven to be the hardest!!
llmoreno
#6
Chapter 72: This is so angsty poor kyungmi even for a strong woman like her
Thank you matthy came and well is nice to see how much he was expect it because most of us we were susprises for our parents
llmoreno
#7
Chapter 71: Yixing is sheldon from the big bang theory haahahha you offers tea when someone is sad but i dont imagine sunny liking tea and not in tha kind of moment.
Ahh yixing is so sweet hr would cry well so its good yixing is not there when sunny came and tell his dad what happened and jongdae is the best dad
Jongdae discovers the benefits of being grandpa naugthy jongdae
What is the meaning of sunny daugthers name? Is greek ?
The things that happen to sunny means law not adavance since jongdae and yixings time i mean law is still no proct her and her daugther even if is another time?
llmoreno
#8
Chapter 70: Hiii
This chapter makes me remmember when i fight with my little brother and my mom let us fight till she get mad for all the noise.
I can see sunny bit jongseokie and he ptobably cry or he hit her back
MhiRha
#9
Hello. I reread this again and now I'm smiling like an idiot for their idiotness. Lol. Hope to read more soon.
Earthh #10
Chapter 76: Yaaay , update ! Sooo cute chapter ><