THEDANCINGMACHINE: 

Kai, maybe you are just amazed that Taemin is becoming a Taeman....maybe yoyr just not used to him becoming like that...take more time and observe if your feelings for you brother changes, or not.

THEYONE:

I guess that’s possible, but I mean how much longer do I need to take? I never used to question my feelings for my brother, he’s my brother after all. I never thought of him as more than that, and i’m just not sure why I am suddenly now... maybe I should go see a doctor. At a mental hospital.

MONKEY:

Hello Kai! Uuuu~ is your baby bro really that hawt? I wanna see him~ ㅋㅋㅋ

Anyway. What did she say actually???

Well.. If I were you.. I would probably.. Idk...

Why don't u try to buy 2 magz? Both male and female. Put them on the table in front of u. And for the next step, it's up to u. Just tell me when u're done, tell me what happen between u and those 2 lovely magz ^^"

*virtually-giving-u-banana-milk* everything will be alright~ *virtually-patting-your-back*

Bye Kai! I'm awt~ peace!

THEYONE:

Well... he used to be really cute and now like... he might even be hotter than me and that’s... just not possible, you know?

And no you can’t see him he’s my precious baby brother! >.>

O.O You want me to what? And do what?

O.O is there a ‘veto message’ option here? Or an unlike button? I am soooo not getting caught with magazines again... it was awkward enough the first three times it happened.

LYLIIBEE:

Hmm... Maybe you could just stay away from relationships for a while, until you figure out what/who you want in a relationship (That last part wasn't really clear, sorry ^^''' ). About your brother...Everyone grows up, and it's just normal he is as well... Even you are probably changing too! And finally... What makes you think you might be gay? I'm sorry I can't really give more advice right now...But I really hope it gets better for you ^^' :)

THEYONE:

That would be good advice, but i’m not good at staying single. It just doesn’t work for me. It’s bad for my reputation.

I know he’s growing up, I mean I was there for the awkward puberty stage we went through, but he shouldn’t be getting hotter, that’s just not right...

Honestly? I don’t even know how to admit this, but have you ever caught yourself staring at someone? Like, you don’t mean to it just happens. Well i’ve been doing that a lot... except not staring at s. Straight guys stare at s, right? 

Oh god I shouldn’t even have to ask that.

I’m in more trouble than I thought... .

MIN:

Your situation seems pretty dire doesn't it... Well, have you tried talking to Taemin about why he's changed? Maybe he has a reason that he's hinting at.

THEYONE:

Wait.. if he has a reason for changing... HE GOT A ING GIRLFRIEND AND DIDN'T TELL ME! I will personally kill that little for keeping that from me!

HIDDENANGEL:

Well, there's nothing wrong with him becoming a man, now is there? And neither is there anything bad about being gay. So just how are you screwed~?

THEYONE:

Maybe i'm not, maybe that's the problem here. I need to get laid.

Thanks for your help ^^ as soon as I figure out who the hell Taemin thought he could date behind my back, i'll find one of my ex's. 

Me? Gay? Yeah... definitely bull. I'm sure I still like s. I think.... i'm not buying that magazine! I won't do it!

JOY FROST:

Jongin. GET YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN. I kinda wish I knew what your ex said , but that doesn't really matter. So , your gaaaaaaaaaaaaay? That's nice~...AHEM. Anyways , what's the problem with Baby TaeTae turning into a hottie? He just might be doing it for- NOTHING. FORGET I SAID THAT. HEHE~ ....Okay , anywaaaaaaays , uhmmm , yea. I'm horrible with advice. Just reply , okay? orz

THEYONE:

I KNOW WHY THE LITTLE 'S DOING IT! HE GOT A ING GIRLFRIEND AND THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IT FROM ME! 

And my ex actually said about the same thing, with a few more 'you ing idiot's and 'you need to stop living in denial's thrown in there, along with her purse, her right shoe, and the book I mentioned before. I managed to dodge everything but the book...

PON: