Victoria

Luna

Both

Camera man

"Annyeong f(x) imnida"

"Victoria here"

"Luna too"

"For instant news, trustworthy news, for all Guardians, welcome to Goddess live"

"Unnie, why are we here?"

"We're going to introduced the final member of Luna"

"I'm so great they made a band after me!!!"

"Don't assume to much, Park Sun-young"

"Ara....."

"Well who is the final member?"

"I don't know.........."

"Ajusshi! Where's the paper thingy?!"

"What paper?"

"The paper where the members profile was placed and why Taemin and Onew were dressed as Orange Caramel and all the ones introducing the members gave chaos and disorder to your mind." Luna said in what breath.

"Don't remind me" the camera man mumbled "It's still printing"

"THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE US TALK ALREADY!"

"I never said such things" the camera man said with a poker face and walked away to get the paper.

"Take one"

"Annyeong Victoria and Luna here"

"The time has come!"

"The final member, drum roll please!"

*dead air*

"YAH! AJUSSHI DRUM ROLL"

The camera man sighed and hit the table beside him with a black marker

"THANK YOU"

"WAIT!"

"WHAT IS IT UNNIE! ARE YOU HURT, ARE YOU HUNGRY, DO YOU NEED TO POWDER YOUR NOSE!"

"No, what do you powder my nose?"

"It's lady talk for going to the bathroom"

"No, it just that why aren't we wearing cute outfits" Victoria said shyly

"You don't need it"

"MEAN AJUSSHI!! Your going make unnie cry"

"No Luna I must be strong"

"CUT! Let's continue after half an hour! I need a nap"

"Take two"

"Let's start with her profile"

"Full name: De Santis Noe"

"HUH?"

"Stage name: Karma"

"Why I didn't do anything to her?"

"Its just a stage name Sun-young"

"Age: 21"

"Wow unnie your getting pretty old"

"Compare yourself to Ria and tell me that again"

"I'm OLD!.......but you're OLDER!"

"move on" the camera man mouthed

"Weight: 52 kg"

"Height: 178 cm"

"SUPER TALL!!!!!!!"

"Ethnic Background: Korean with Dominican"

"Birth Place: Phoenix, Arizona"

"Hometown: Gwangju, South Korea"

"Position: Main Dancer, Sub Vocals, Lead Rapper"

"This is too much to process!"

"ONEW!!!!!"

"Annyeong viewers, dongsaengs, and ajusshi don't dare say cut... I have an announcement to make! I...love chicken....Its true and NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF CHICKEN TO ORDER!

"Onew we already know that"

"Then you know what to get me for my birthday or any ordinary day"

"CUT!"

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO NOT COME TO THIS STUDIO!!"

"EHHH...You never said that...hehehehehe"

"I'm too old"

"SEE AJUSSHI IS GETTING OLD TOO" 

"TAKE 20 and ONEW STOP INTERFERING!"

"ARA <3 SARANGHE AJUSSHI I'LL BE GOING NOW...."

"CONTINUE HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"LIKES: ANIMALS, COOKING , BEACH AND SAND, OEACE AND SPICY FOOD...DISLIKES: STRONG PERFUME, PINK CLOTHES HABITS: CLICKING PENS, PLAYING THE HARP! DONE!" Victoria said in top speed

"UNNIE WHY DID YOU SAID THAT SO FAST NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE SICK!"

"I WAS SCARED OF THE AJUSSHI"

"YAHHHH!!!!! YOU DON'T DO THAT TO ME!!!"

"I was the one who was scared"

"I know but now I we have to go home early...since you're already finished....can we shoot for Luna's variety show instead"

"YAH PARK SUN-YOUNG!!! YOU LEAKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"OMO!!!!"

"BYE BYE VIEWERS"

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I won't be updating next week. Its my finals and I'm doomed!!! Wish me luck :(((

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