"Kris. Kris. Kris. Kris."

Kris's eyebrow twitched for a few moments before turning to look at Chen, who sat in front of the computer, hiding his laughter extremely poorly.

"What do you want, orange?" Kris sighed, leaning over to look at the computer.

Only to see his face.

"Look! It says your nickname is Ben Ben! What's Ben Ben?"

Chen started laughing again and fell out of his chair onto the floor, while Kris continued to have a mental breakdown.

"LUHAN! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"Oh, don't worry Duizhang Jiaheng Kevin Wufan Yifan Kris Ben Ben Li Wu!" Luhan cackled, "everything will work out just fine in the end!"

"It won't when the lead vocalist is dead," Kris muttered, then ran out of the room to attack a certain baby-faced Chinese man.

...oh look who finally updated.

that's right.

me.

edit credit to dubustuff@tumblr

because ben ben okay