It was almost time for EXO's New Year's Eve party, and Suho was trying his best to make their celebration a memorable one.

Of course, though, things were definitely going to hit more than one snag...

"Jongin, put down the soju. Sehun's still a minor!"

"Dammit!" Kai groaned, slamming the bottles down on the kitchen table. "Sehun, you're such a killjoy."

"Well excuthe me," he grumbled, "it's not my fault.  Drink milk. It's good for you."

"I hate milk," Kai replied, rolling his eyes. "I cannot drink any milk after having banana milk foisted upon me from the devil that is Taemin."

D.O looked up from the magazine he had been reading, one eyebrow raised. "But you're the one who finished all the milk yesterday."

"HUSHHHH!" Kai whisper-yelled, holding his finger up to his lips. "Do not speak the evil word that is milk!"

"Milk the cow, Chanyeol! We almost have three gallons!"

"I am going to kill that piece of meat," Kai grumbled, "and Farmville too, if I can help it."

"Jongin, please don't kill anyone," Suho sighed.

The doorbell rang, and Suho went to go open the door. Unfortunately for him, it slammed straight into his face, and he staggered to the kitchen for a towel while Chen sauntered in.

"HAAAAAAY WHO'S READY TO PAAAARTAY!" he yelled, spinning around and holding up a mostly-empty glass bottle.

Tao followed shortly after, whooping loudly. "THE PARTY DON'T START TIL I WALK IN!"

The other four members shuffled in, keeping their heads down with varying expressions of 'what the ' on their faces; Kris especially, as he immediately started banging his head on the wall upon arrival.

"Kris-hyung, are you okay?" D.O asked. "What happened?"

"Somehow, Jongdae and Tao got access to alcohol. Then this happened."

"DJ EDDIE HUANG, IN THE HOUSE!"

"'scuse me," Lay said, shaki