"Minnie."

"Min-ah."

"Seok."

"Kimminseok."

"Jin Minshuo!"

"Baozi"

"Baobao"

"WHAT?" Minseok yells, throwing a pillow at the face of the stupid deer who thought it'd be fun to prod the eldest member.

"I made you a thing!"

Luhan directs his attention to the computer screen, where an Instagram page titled "xiurista_90" awaits.

"Huh."

"You post pictures on here! And then you become awesome and famous."

"Aren't we already awesome and famous?"

"Shh. You'll be more awesome and famous."

"...I'm going back to sleep."

"KRIS!" Luhan yells, "BAOZI DOESN'T WANNA HOP ON THE INSTATRAIN!"

"SHUT UP!" comes the reply. "I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! WHY DON'T YOU GO BOTHER CHEN!"

"NEVER MIND!"

i literally wrote this in 5min tbqh

xiuxiu needs to make posts and chenchen needs to make an acct so that bbys can regale the world with their glorious faces