The Great Derp-Off
EXO Crackfic DumpWhat happens when Kim Himchan meets Park Chanyeol?
Let the creepy derping commence.
“Hyung. What on Mato is going on here?”
“I have no idea, Zelo… no idea.” Yongguk covered the maknae’s eyes to try and shield the poor boy from the horror.
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“I told you it was a bad idea for him to get that frizzy hair. It completely warped his personality!”
“It wasn’t my idea, Baekhyun, it was the stylists! And I completely agree. This is just… disturbing.” Suho shuddered as he chanced a glance at the rapper, then immediately looked away once he’d caught sight of the creepy grin and crazed eyes.
“We are all ed.”
“You said it, Jongin…” D.O shuddered and his eyes widened at the peculiar sight.
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Now, you may be wondering what exactly was happening that elicited this rather peculiar response.
It’s not a very happy story.
One day in the Disneyland parking lot, Park Chanyeol decided to listen to a song. And not just any song. A song called ‘Power.’ This song was sung by none other than their greatest rivals, B.A.P.
Kim Himchan happened to see Chanyeol ‘dancing’ to this song. In what may have been payback for butchering the dance, or appreciation that their music was spreading, he decided to dance to ‘MAMA’ at a B.A.P fanmeeting.
Once Chanyeol saw the video for that, he knew one thing.
He had to meet Himchan.
And that’s how the two groups, EXO-K and B.A.P met at a secluded park one sunny afternoon.
Of course, that doesn’t sound so bad, does it?
WRONG.
When you put Kim Himchan and Park Chanyeol together… let’s just say disaster struck.
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“Dude. His eyes are so freaky,” Daehyun mu
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