At a talk show. During a break.

Changmin is catching up with Kyuhyun at the corner while Yunho is chatting with the production managers. They haven’t got a good time for chatting these days as the schedule is unforgivably tight.

Kyuhyun : *sigh*

Changmin : …  

Kyuhyun : *sigh heavier*

Changmin : Kyuhyun-ah? What’s wrong with you today?

Kyuhyun : *sigh* You’re so lucky Changmin-ah. He’s a hot y man. Even with clothes on.

Changmin : … owh *I know your eyes fixed on Yunho’s Kyuhyunnie..*

Kyuhyun : My Siwonnie try so hard flexing his muscle here and there in front of me but nothing close to Yunho-hyung’s at all. Look at that man. I mean he doesn’t even work-out diligently. What’s not to love about that body?

Changmin : *Oh no you don’t Kyuhyunnie! Don’t you start again*

Kyuhyun : Try search word y in the dictionary. You’ll find Yunho’s name there. At least my dictionary does. This isn’t fair. You got to be with him every day. If I’m in the same group with you, he’s already mine, Changmin-ah.

Changmin : *This jerk, aishhhhh!!!* Not really. Try living with him. It’s like living in squalor. He never scrubs clean those dirty dishes and tosses his empty pizza box anywhere.

Kyuhyun : I know about that Min.. You told me all the time. He is sloppy messy y man.. A lot of man does. Owhh.. It’s still count as cute. Hnnngggg!!! Let me squish that of yours hyung..

Kyuhyun still fanboying Yunho from afar. He’s lucky nothing is within Changmin’s hand to fling to his head for. Danger alert indeed.

Changmin : Let me share with you this, that y you like farts all the time.

Kyuhyun : People farts Changmin. Geez… We all do.

Changmin : Oh no we don’t Kyu, Yunho had this faint-inducing gas. Even during cuddle time on the couch. We all know he has stomach problems and can be gassy sometimes if he doesn’t take the right foods. But that emits fumes that smell like toxic waste…

Kyuhyun : Noooo…. You’re kidding. It can’t be that bad… 

Changmin : Sadly, yes. And when he wakes up in the middle of the night and being too groggy to see what he’s doing. He just pees on the toilet seat. I mean it’s not like you pee into the opening of a soda can. It's a big bowl but he can’t aim straight for the middle.

Kyuhyun : My Lord… My Siwon will get a good spanking if he ever does that. He’ll never be able to aim at all.. *shook his head in disbelief*

Kyuhyun take a deep breath and look at Yunho. Changmin try his best not to giggle at the absurdness. And then he continue 

Changmin : Have I told you that he’s a nose picker? He picks and sticks the booger everywhere.. I mean next time you came to our apartment, try look under our coffee table.. 

Kyuhyun : Ewwwww…  Eww.. Eww…  *squirming squirming*

Changmin : But on good day he just pick and flick. Pick! Flick! Maybe he doesn’t want me to nag.

Kyuhyun : God! It’s disgusting Minnie.

Changmin : I know right…  

Changmin take a bottle of water and open it. His eyes is still on Kyuhyun. The boy totally buying everything he tells him

Changmin : You know Kyu, he lovessss clipping his toe nail in the living room on the carpet.

Kyuhyun : *Mouth wide open* No, he’s not….. OMG, He don't just think it’ll disappear into some mystical toenail land right?..

Changmin : Yep, obviously he did… And those ers are sharp as knives always poking me or guests and our pets. Once I found he leave them in a pile on the coffee table. 

Kyuhyun : Man, try a bathroom and a garbage can. How nasty can you be… He is so disgusting! And lazy… Yuckk!!

Changmin : Well, Amen to that. You’re one lucky *cough fool cough* man. Siwon-hyung is well-ordered all the time. With Yunho, it’s a disaster.

Kyuhyun : My oh my… My Siwonnie is a neat-freak. I’m blessed I guess. Why on earth you let him do those things?.. Urghhhh!!

Changmin : *sigh* I guess love is blind.

Kyuhyun : And dumb and stink and… Urghhh… DISGUSTING!!

Slowly they both saw Yunho heading towards them. All smile and waving and them. Changmin can see Kyuhyun is uncomfortable as Yunho getting closer to them.

Yunho : Hi Kyuhyun.. *try to hug*

Kyuhyun : Oh, hi hyung. Gotta go bye!!

Kyuhyun bend down immediately pretend to put things into his bagpack. Yunho is startled. Changmin can’t help but laugh a little. He loves seeing Kyuhyun fidgeting like that in front of Yunho.

Yunho : Hey. What’s the hurry? No hug attack? Let me.. let me…. *move closer*

Kyuhyun : No hyung… I really really really gotta go. BYE!

Yunho : Ok… Bye, take a good care of yourself.

He doesn’t even a look at Yunho’s confused face. Kyuhyun instantly walks towards Changmin and speak in undertone lightly.

Kyuhyun : Ewwwww…  Those lovely fingers might have some leftover nose boogers there. I never thought I would say this. But don’t let him get near me okay, EVER!!..

Changmin : *smiling.. Amen to that* Don’t worry. We’ll end this here and never speak of it again.

He waves his bestfriend goodbye and slowly walks towards Yunho. He hands over a bottle of water to the leader. Yunho take a big gulp.

Yunho : Why Kyuhyunnie act so strange baby?

Changmin : He just got himself some strong repellent. *chuckles*

Yunho : He got what?

Changmin : A strong repellent for excessive-undesired-fanboying…

Yunho : … *confused*

Changmin : It’s just a Kyu-line thingy. Let’s just pray it’s a good thing okay honey. I got everything under control.

Yunho : Okay baby, whatever you say.. Can I hug attack my Bambi?

Changmin : You’ll sleep on the couch for a month if you do that here hyung…

Yunho : *another big gulp*