Chapter 15 ... just realised my mistake LOL this is actually 14... but who cares ^^

Exo Lost In Europe

“Suho wake up!”

Suho awoke to someone in his face, fluttering his eyes open he smiled a little

Until he realised someone was staring right at him

“AHHHHHHHHHHH” Suho screamed making the person in front of him scream also and leap back onto the floor

Suho cautiously looked over before laughing at himself a little; of course it was just Lay

“Oh, sorry Yixing” He gave an awkward smile

“Thank you for scaring the life out of me” Lay said wryly “C’mon get up! We’re going places today!”

“Really? Where are we going?”

“The Eiffel Tower! We haven’t been there and we’ve been in France for days!”

“Okay, okay well are we having breakfast here or?”

“Nope! Now hurry!”

Lay left the room and allowed Suho to get dressed, he looked out the window and sighed- this is going to be a really good day.

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“Tao! Look at this!” Kris pointed to a massive bakery “It’s breakfast time!”

“Ge- we just ate breakfast” Tao pointed out half-heartedly- he didn’t really mind eating all this food

“Doesn’t matter! Look they have churros!” Kris frowned and paused for a second “Wait aren’t churros Mexican?”

“No they’re Spanish”

“Baekhyun and Chanyeol are in Spain! Maybe they’ll have REAL churros! They have them in Canada too! Oh and don’t Mexican’s speak Spanish?”

“Doesn’t matter do you want one?”

“YES” Kris said excitedly dragging Tao into the café he asked in English for one box of churros and the chocolate dip you could buy- apparently it was going to taste amazing- according to Kris

They were eating outside Kris poured a heap of chocolate sauce before shoving it in his mouth

“UGH SO GOOD” Kris said before he stopped he tasted something a bit odd he shrugged before the intense burning in his mouth became clear “TAO TAO TAO TAO TAO!!!!!!!!!!!”

“What is it?”

Kris just pointed at his mouth his whole face going red

“Your mouth hurts?”

“WATER I NEED WATER!”

“Oh okay” Tao went inside and got a bottle of water before tipping it all over Kris

“I STILL NEED MORE WATER”

“Why? You’re soaked?”

“NO TO DRINK- I WANTED DRINKING WATER NOT TO BE SATURATED IN WATER”

“Oh…”

Tao went inside and got another bottle of water- and this time actually gave it to the older instead of just tipping it all over him

“Thanks” Kris said panting, looking at the chocolate sauce suspiciously “I think they poisoned it”

Tao stuck his finger in the chocolate sauce to try it before laughing “Ge- its chilli”

“WHO THE PUTS CHILLI IN CHOCOLATE?!”

“I think it’s a Spanish thing”

“Mexican”

“No Spanish”

“Same thing”

“No, Mexican’s live in Central America-“

“Okay whatever- let’s just eat the rest, WITHOUT THE CHOCOLATE”

“Ge ge it’s actually quite nice once you get used to the chilli-“

“I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT” Kris shouted shoving churros into Tao’s mouth

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“Isn’t it beautiful Sehunnie?” Luhan said dreamily as they rowed across the river, they had hired a boat for the day

“Not as beautiful as the ice cream shops they have here”

“Don’t ruin the moment!”

“Luhan- there are cars going over the bridge there, the moment was already ruined a while ago”

“A guy can dream right?”
 

“Sure thing Luhan”

“Hyung- can we go get more ice cream?”

“Hunnie I’m pretty sure you’ve eaten all the ice cream in Italy by now”

“Please hyung?”

“Fine, fine only because I love you”

“Bwoh? You love me?”

Luhan could feel his face reddening as he quickly swatted at the air “Yah! Not like that”

Oh yes. Like that.

“Oh” Sehun tried to hide his disappointed face

Both boys flustered they tried rowing to shore faster, however the plan failed and they ended up toppling into the ice cold water of the lake

“HOLY IT’S FREEZING!” Sehun cussed loudly

“SEHUN WE’RE IN ITALY! THEY HAVE CHURCHES!”

“IDIOT! KOREA HAS CHURCHES TOO!”

“WAIT NEVER MIND THEY PROBABLY DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT SORRY!”

“ LUHAN!”

“Just let’s hurry up and get back on the boat”

“We look like drowned rats”

“We’re drowned people- that didn’t die- therefore we look like drowned people- just we aren’t dead”

“Oh my god” Sehun thought Luhan really needed to learn similes and metaphors before someone punches his lights out- probably Kris- except once you get to know Kris you wouldn’t even think he was capable of hurting a fly so then maybe Tao, or Xiumin- that was plausible

“Sehunnie do you think my hair will go green?”

“No why?”

“Because I heard when you went swimming-“

“Luhan are we in a pool?”

“No but-“

“Do lakes have chlorine in them?”

“Possibly”

“Never mind then- your hair won’t go green- now let’s go I’m hungry”

“Sehunnie do you still want ice cream?”

“You know I’d rather some hot chocolate right now”

“YAY! HOT CHOCOLATE!”

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“So we have to walk up all those stairs?” Suho asked at the bottom of the extremely large and world famous tower situated in France, Paris- some people call this tower- the Eiffel tower.

“Yup! C’mon it’s not that far up!”

“I’m a little scared of heights Yixing…”

“Take my hand! Come on hyung! It’ll be okay!” Yixing grinned and held out his hand

Suho hesitantly took it and started up the stairs not daring to look down

“Hyung c’mon you won’t get to see the beautiful view if you don’t open your eyes”

“But it’s so scary!”

“Hyung I won’t let you get hurt- I won’t let you fall”

“Do you promise me?”

“I promise”

“Okay” Suho took a few deep breaths before opening his eyes- nothing could of prepared him for the beauty he was witnessing, he could see the whole city of Paris and he didn’t even have to take a step

Well actually he took many steps but that wasn’t the point

“How did we end up here” Suho asked dreamily looking round

Lay smiled sheepishly “Well I guess it started with a disaster

“My brat Jongin”

“Yeah but if he didn’t make this mistake we wouldn’t be experiencing one of the wonders of the world right now”

“How did we so easily just walk away from it all- work and stuff- we’re supposed to be working on a comeback”

“Hyung don’t worry about it please- we will return- just let’s enjoy life just a bit longer”

Suho opened one eye and playfully grinned at Yixing “You ready for hot chocolate?”

“You bet”

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A/N

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Kokuran-Sora2759 #1
Awesome Story! Please update soon! I love the crack-i-ness and of this story.

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fr_unicorn
#2
Chapter 17: hahaa LOL XiuChen.. :) soooo lovely.. :3
update soon, author-nim :) i like this chappy :D
Juutjuhvanr12
#3
Chapter 17: It was funny. xd
The Netherlands go the Netherlands! ^_^ :D
(I was the one that told the other author about going to the Netherlands because I live there. So yeah. xd)
SugarPopFiction
#4
Chapter 7: “Judge all they like, the fans still love me” <- OF COURSE WE DO, BAEK! >w<

“You have no fans here”
“Shut up!”
^Lolol, sad reality...Orz
beyonce
#5
Chapter 17: Kyeopta!! Love Xiuchen!!! Update more please!!! :3
animeotakupooh
#6
Chapter 17: Oh my goodness... I can't even. A coffee deprived Kyungsoo... I don't ever want to see that side of him. And everyone ships Xiuchen. Even Poseidon *wise guy face*
beyonce
#7
Chapter 16: AGH UPDATE!
beyonce
#8
Chapter 15: read all 15 chaps! AWESOME! Hope you update soon! THANK YOU!
Juutjuhvanr12
#9
Chapter 15: Oh my, Hunhan. ^^
And Kris is - never thought I'd say this - cute? xD
fr_unicorn
#10
Chapter 15: awww the beautiful SuLay and funny Taoris. hahaha.. Kris you're so LOL.. :D well, update soon, author-nim :D