“Get in the damn water”

“CHEN! NO! I WILL NOT!”

“Just get in the water!”

“Why’re you such an !”

“Why’re you such a stubborn baby!”

“Shut up!”

“Yeah- I will- if you get in the ing water”

“Kim Jongdae, it will ruin my hair!”

“Who gives a flying about your hair when we could be swimming!”

“Hmm let me see, oh yeah, ME!”

“YOU CAN WASH IT AFTERWARDS!”

“IT’S NOT THE SAME!”

“Okay that’s it, you asked for it Min, you’re going in”

Chen charged towards the older and pushed him of the platform into the sparkling Greek ocean. He could hear spluttering and screeching, and then came the yelling

“YOU ARE SUCH A ING , WHAT THE IS YOUR PROBLEM, THE WATER’S ING FREEZING! IT’S 6AM IN THE ING MORNING! GET A ING LIFE JONGDAE!”

“Shut the up! Min you’re going to wake the whole of Greece up!”

“Does it look like I ing care?” Minseok hissed as he trod through the water, however his voice had gone back to normal.

“Yeah, shut the up okay? I’m coming in”

“Eww Cooties”

“I said shut up er”

“Me? A er? No way! You were the one who forced me to go swimming with you at six in the ing morning”

“It’s so intimate though! A perfect date!”

“Chen… What’s your ing problem?”

“You are. You make me go insane”

“Really?” Xiumin squeaked

“No, I just thought we could pretend we’re a couple”

“You’re a retard”

“Your retard?”

“No, just a retard”

“Min, we’re pretending to be a couple and you are NOT following the script- AT ALL!”

Xiumin just rolled his eyes

“See look! Even Poseidon is cheering us on!”

It was true; the waves were eerily flat that morning

“I hate you”

“I love you too baby”

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After their lovely morning swim the pair retreated to an internet café in the midst of the city

Still in their swimsuits no doubt

“Min!” Chen cheered happily as he sipped his coffee eagerly typing away on the computer

“What is it?” Xiumin peered over at the screen

“Luhan and Sehun have emailed us!”

“Really?”

“Yeah! They’re in… Italy?”

“They want us to go there in eight days…”

“Eight days? That’s a long time”

“Guess they want a holiday”

“Yeah and you know how much of a crush Sehun has on Luhan”

The two males cackled loudly, clapping their hands like maniacs

“I wonder if anyone knows we’re Korean”

“I doubt it…”

“Ah anyway… We have a few emails from work…”

“How many?”

“Um… Like maybe 150…”

“Ah well…”

“Hey look at me a sec?” Minseok pointed Jongdae’s face towards his own wiping away the coffee froth that was stuck on his upper lip

“There, all better” Minseok said, making Jongdae blush like mad

And Jongdae didn’t blush often, quickly he turned his head back to the computer screen and clicked open an email from Yesung

Yah! EXO babies!

What in the holy god are you doing? Get your asses back home! I remember that time SHINee got lost in America, god horrible.

They came back… Coupled off… Weird huh?

Anyway! Not the point! Get your asses back HOME where you belong, hyung misses you loads!

And… heheh there’s a bit of a scandal of your disappearance back here… Fans gone crazy…

SO COME HOME RETARDS

Love Jongwoon Hyung xoxox

“One from Kyuhyun sunbae as well…” Jongdae murmured as he clicked on the next one

SM maknae’s!

What the hell are you doing? Where are you idiots? I hope you’re not lost… I bet you’re just wagging work- slackers

That reminds me of the time Donghae and I got lost in rural Taiwan…

That was only for a day…

Just hurry up and get the home.

I love you company maknae’s

Kyuhyun sunbae

PS- you can call me hyung… I’m just taking the advantage of you calling me sunbae… It doesn’t happen very often… I just get babied.

Idiots.

“Eh” Minseok shrugged “let’s just not reply…”

“I’m going to email Joonmyun hyung okay? I think he’ll be throwing a freakshow”

“maybe… Probably…”

Dear Joonie Hyung

It’s Jongdae and Minseok here!

We’re in Greece… Athens… Damn Luhan and Sehun were faced drunk and got us these train tickets… We were too tired to complain…And maybe Jongdae was a bit pissed as well… Anyway

Yeah! We’re in Athens… Apparently going to Fira tomorrow like that girls movie about pants?

Were just cool like that

We’re meeting Luhan and Sehun again in Milan around the eighth

I hope you and Yixing Hyung are okay!

We love you very much!

PS- JONGDAE’ S A ING - Xiumin

Love ChenChen and MinMin

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“Did you read it?” Suho asked after a couple of moments of silence, they had just gone into the café for breakfast when they decided to check their emails.

Chen and Xiumin had emailed them sure enough

And Luhan and Sehun too.

“Yeah… What the hell… They’re in Greece and meeting up with Luhan and Sehun who are in Italy in like eight days….”

“GREECE!? MY BABIES ARE IN GREECE!?”

“Two of them”

“AND ANOTHER TWO IN ITALY!”

“Hey, it’s not like they’re lost or anything”

“BUT THEY ARE!”

Suho was shouting now and people were starting to look at them funnily

“Calm down! Look they sound fine!”

“Minseok called Jongdae an !”

“That’s normal!”

“alright, alright read hunhan’s one”

Lay rolled his eyes “You and your shipping”

Dear Umma Suho and Lay hyung/gege

WE ARE IN ITALY!

OMG ITS AMAZING REALLY

WE WENT TO SEE OPERA… NOT AS GOOD AS LES MIS

I love Les Mis (Luhan)

Anyway we’re shopping and eating, and getting fat kinda… No haha jokes!

We’re going to Rome for a ‘mini’ holiday before coming back here and MEETING UP WITH XIUCHEEEEN!!!!!! Oh yes.

We are so going to get them together…

Unless they do it all by themselves ^^

Idiots…

ANYWAY BYE! Hope you guys are safe… And still in France

WE WILL COME BACK TO YOU

SOON

ISH

Love Sehunnie and Xiao Lu

IT’S LUHAN

Love Luhan

A/N

SORRY SORRY SORRY!

IVE BEEN M.I .A lately

SORRY! ^^

<3