“Please don’t tell me you’re stoned”

“But hyung! They gave me a brownie! You know I have a weak spot for chocolate!”

“That’s not the point! Not only did you get stoned, you ATE FOOD OFF A STRANGER”

“And? They were hot”

“Oh Jesus Jongin!”

“Where are we going?”

“Well I’d like to get away from you, but unfortunately that’s not possible”

“Don’t be so mean Kyunggie!”

“If Suho was here oh my god I just want Suho to be here”

“Why? Do you love Suho more than me!?”

Kyungsoo facepalmed “No. Suho likes Lay”

“THAT DOESN’T CHANGED YOUR FEELINGS THOUGH!”

“LOOK YOU’RE STONED, I’M NOT STONED, I WANT TO GET STONED SO I DON’T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU LIKE THIS”

“I can get you some?”

“NO JONGIN! I DON’T WANT TO GET STONED!”

“But you just said-“

“I DIDN’T MEAN IT! WHAT IF THE PAPARAZZI CATCH YOU! Manager Hyung will be so angry!”

“Look I think SM needs to ditch the goody good image they have going for them”

“JONGIN! THAT’S HORRIBLE! YOU WORK FOR THAT COMPANY!”

“Yeah and my contract says I have to be the y one with dark skin”

“Look just…

“Forget it are you hungry?”

“HELL YES”

“What would you like then?”

“Do they have McDonalds round here”

“You have no taste in food”

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“Gege isn’t this cute???” Tao asked pointing at a house painted bright orange

“Yeah it’s cute” Kris nodded taking a picture of it

Tao sighed, Kris still hadn’t shown ‘that side’ of his personality, according to Lay and Luhan he was a total drama queen when he wasn’t around and he was only composed around himself for a reason Lay and Luhan were still trying to figure out

“I need a drink” Tao said walking towards a pub

“Tao! It’s the middle of the day!!”

 “And?”

“And everything!?!” Kris said nervously “C’mon lets go to the beach!”

“We went there yesterday!”

“The cable car!?”

“Let’s go tomorrow”

“TAO TAO! YOU CANNOT GO GET A DRINK ON NO FOOD BUT BREAKFAST”

“I’m okay with my alcohol Kris…”

“NO IT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE; NOW LET’S GO GET SOME FOOD!”

“Umm… Okay then…”

“It’s okay- daddy will buy you some Gucci afterwards okay?”

“Daddy?”

“Yes, I’m your daddy”

“You’re my daddy?”

“Yes”

“No…”

“YES!”

“Kris… Are you okay?”

“Huh? Yeah perfectly fine”

“I don’t think you are…”

“No I’m okay- let’s go get you some food”

Well that was weird

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“C’mon Baek! The waters really nice!”

“Uhh I don’t know…”

“Please!?”

“Channie can’t we do something else?” Baekhyun pleaded

“No c’mon! It’s okay! I’ll buy you ice cream afterwards, I promise!”

“I’m scared Channie!”

“It’s fine! I’m right here beside you!”

 Baekhyun carefully put his feet in the water to let the temperature adjust

“See? The waters fine!” Chanyeol encouraged holding a hand out to Baekhyun who took it and slowly got into deeper water clutching Chanyeol’s hand

“Chan! It’s so cold!”

“It’ll warm up, we’re in Spain!”

“You promise?”

“Promise”

 Eventually Baekhyun got in and enjoyed it so they spent a few hours at the beach till their fingers had shrivelled up and gone all wrinkly

They headed towards an ice cream parlour where you could buy the most extravagant ice cream sundaes

“What do you want Baek?”

“I can get anything?” Baekhyun asked surprised

“Course! Since you were so brave!” Chanyeol winked

“Do you want to share with me?”

“Sure!”

Sitting at outside with a giant banana split shared between them Baekhyun suddenly remembered the situation they were in

“CHAN!”

“Uh what?” Chanyeol asked scooping a huge blob of chocolate ice cream

“We need to tell Suho we’re okay! And that we have no idea where anyone else is!”

“Who cares…? I could stay here for life”

“Channie! I care this is our whole entire career on the line here”

“How? I mean it’s not like we’ve been gone that long anyway”

“Come one! Manager hyung will be so mad!”

“Eh he’s probably happy he got rid of us for a while”

“Park Chanyeol!”

“Fine, fine- do they have internet at the hotel?”

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Dear Joonie and Xing xing

HELLO! We’re alive! Really we are we’re fine!

And partying it up in Spain.

No body recognises us… pretty sad actually- they only really talk about Super Junior here

Our sunbae’s are GLOBAL!

YAY!

We hope we can be like that one day (:

So yeah we just went swimming… twice and had a giant ice cream… Pretty yum

I hope you guys are doing okay wherever you are

And by the way… We lost Taoris…

Chanyeol hopes that Kris stays normal while their over there because apparently Kris has this crazy drama queen side.

I cannot believe that… CANNOT BELIEVE THAT

How is that possible

Mind you it’s like Sehun actually has emotions when he’s with Luhannie so I guess it’s okay

SO BYE BYE ERS SEE YOU SOON.

We need to message Kris as well probably… We lost them like previously said…

Love Bacon and Eggyeol <3 ooxoxoxoxoxox

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Baekhyun and Chanyeol

YOU IDIOTS

YOU LOST KRIS

AND NOW HE’S ALONE WITH TAO.

XING IS VERY WORRIED ABOUT THAT. VERY WORRIED

HOW COULD YOU!

Very irresponsible pabos

Irresponsible for getting on those damn trains in the first place

We know where Hunhan, Xiuchen and You guys are

We’re guessing Taoris is in Spain somewhere… Or at least close to Spain

So have fun

AND PLEASE COME BACK SOON

PLEASE

PLEASE

BEGGING YOU

I’M MISSING MY CHILDREN

AND I ALSO WANT TO YELL AT YOU ALL

STUPID BRATS

I love you all though

Deep deep deep deep down inside

I know I do

But please

Come back soon

I really don’t want to get into trouble with manager hyung

Or anyone else

MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE!

And Xing says hi by the way

I know I sound like a hyperactive old grandma

But please come back!

Even though France is amazing and everything

I want to go home soon

Love Joonmyun and Yixing xxx