Rant 1: The cliches

Rants of an AFF Girl

 

The cliches. 

Yes, the one everyone talks about.

This is how I normally write, so if you ain't like it, then GTFO. (Just kidding, but seriously.)

 

We usually have the boy who is some arrogant son of a and a cute, pretty, smart girl who is almost close to perfect. The boy is either a gangster, some really rich playboy, or just some guy that is an orphan or poor guy who SOMEHOW owns a nice car or motorcycle, could afford to pay for school, and has neat clothes. The girl ALWAYS has to be extremely pretty, I mean, have you read any fanfics where the girl is ugly or atrocious? Even normal? I have actually, 1, but that story is on a hiatus and only got 1 subbie. And that subbie is me xD. The girl is also usually a nerd who studies hard, or is bullied by a queenka. Have you guys ever heard of girl power? I think not, and the queenkas are ALWAYS portrayed as being a baddie or an ugly girl, when queenkas are actually girls who are like the "face" of the school. 

 

The plot is either:

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A COLD ARROGANT GUY AND I'M A FREAKING NERD. WHAT TO DO!?!

I HAPPEN TO BE IN AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH SOME KPOP IDOL. BUT I HATE HIM. WHAT TO DO?

I'M GAY BUT THE GUY I LIKE AIN'T LIKE ME. WHAT TO DO!?!

AND SO FREAKING ON.

 If I see other fanfics, it usually CLOSELY resembles or go into these 3 catogories.

 

This also applies to me. LOL. I wrote this fic that has to do with a gangster and crap, so I'm kinda contradicting myself here. BUT I'm not proud of it, in fact, it's like my worst fic ever. I feel embarrassed just looking at it xD, but that's only one of mine. JUST 1 PEOPLE, 1!

 

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Makirei
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JKNewsandDavidSo #1
Chapter 5: lOLOL Bro most of the time people who are reading the story are like the underage fans or those who only read the popular ones xD Man I remember back then when I thought Goddess was the bomb and now I look back and I'm just like, "Nope." I mean it's an ok storyline (Esp Dear diary, Woohyun's a Jerk and The Dull One" But everything is SOOO CLICHE!!!!

I was just watching some random fanfic trailers and I came across one that caught my eye, "TWO FACED" I clicked on it and the trailer D ! The resources they used was pretty grainy and all the words only came on for like 1-2 seconds and the majority of it were covered by black clouds -_- I checked the comment section and all I see is, "OMG YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD THIS STORY IS!" or "GREAT TRAILER AUTHOR-NIM(Ugh cringe)" I checked out the story link and the first thing I noticed is that it was a Wattpad story -_- No offense but the majority of Kpop writers on there is like 10-15 yr olds who can't write for and has like the worst grammar ever. I sighed and clicked on. Guess what? It . Like there was no details and if there was it would be so vague and I had no insight on what was happening and stuff. Regarding your last chapter, she DOESN'T FREAKIN USE PARAGRAPHS FOR EVERY DIALOGUE AND I'M LIKE WHY?!?!? You wanna know one more thing? It was a story, oh my god I like cringed. I stopped before I finished the first chapter. TBH the people in the comment section has no idea what they're talking about or either has never seen GOOD writing before. Like do you even read books?
Melone
#2
Chapter 15: if the readers complain about the small fonts, then they should know that aff had provided the "make readable" for absolutely nothing.
OfficialBestfriend #3
Chapter 15: heheh , I read all your rants. I agree with you especially with fonts, I don't like small fonts and when I read , I really enlarge the letters , because I feel lazy when the letters are small.
jongup-mooned-me
#4
Chapter 15: I think it's just extremely funny that I agree with 99% of this hahaha xD
jongup-mooned-me
#5
Chapter 15: I think it's just extremely funny that I agree with 99% of this hahaha xD
jongup-mooned-me
#6
Chapter 15: I think it's just extremely funny that I agree with 99% of this hahaha xD
liurinyu
#7
Chapter 15: yeah yeah your example above surely annoying to read XD
liurinyu
#8
Chapter 14: at first, i thought it was real that you really described your fanfic in the way that you rant at haha
liurinyu
#9
Chapter 14: it's so funny that you even use one of your fanfic to give us the example about the pointless pictures lol