Once upon a time, 

Carter the now-Canadian was walking up a building in the rain. I know what you're thinking, "WHO WALKS IN THE RAIN?" Carter does. Well, he did on days when Taemin wasn't outside. Taemin had a habit of eating people who walk up buildings in the rain on Mondays. Carter thought it was Tuesday, but it was MONDAY!!! 

Suddenly, a tuft of red hair could be seen emerging on the top of the building. 

"Aw, TaeMAN!" Carter meowed. "What are you doing here on a Tuesday?"

"It's Monday, !" Taemin yelled and he jumped off the building, flapping out his arms to reveal that he was actually a flying squirrel and floated slowly down , at the speed of a caterpillar, while Carter watched in horror. 

"Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." he said. 

After eight years, Taemin finally floated down to Carter. But just when he was about to eat his first dinner in eight years, Carter hit him in the head with a rock and yelled "SWIPER NO SWIPING!" And walked back down the building eating his special Carter cheese.

"Drat," Taemin barked, floating into the sky. "Foiled again. I'M BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!" *ding*

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-The End-