(Heechul layed down on his bed when his phone suddenly vibrated)

Heechul: Hello?

Caller: Hey...

Heechul: Um, hey...

Caller: Hey...Joonim?

Heechul: Uhm, no, sorry, wrong number...

Caller: What?

Heechul: WRONG NUMBER.

Caller: . . . SHUT UP, Joonim~! Haha, your joke is so funny~

Heechul: *hungs up**

(after 30 seconds, Heechul's phone rang again)

Heechul: Hello?

Caller: JOONIM! Oh tell me you DID NOT JUST HANG UP ON ME~!?

Heechul: Who is this?!

Caller: This is Fried Rice! If you continue joking like this, i'm gonnna stop calling you Sushi!

Heechul: I'm sorry to say, but i'm not Sushi. Nor am I Joonim...

Caller: You can't lie to me. I can tell it's you through your voice, you stupid~ If you're gonna prank me like this, at least be smart and change the tone of your voice~~

Heechul: Are you mentally ill, you crazy woman??!

Heechul: (in his mind) This is actually quite fun. Takes my boredom away.~ kekeke~

Caller: It's my birthday today and I just wanted to thank you for the present you gave me~ why are you being like this??

Heechul: Happy Birthday, Fried Rice~! But really, I'm not Sushi!

Caller: I get it. You want another nickname, Joonim? haha~ you should have told me earlier..

Heechul: I'm not Joonim, for the hundredth time~~!

Caller: Who the freak is this person i've been talking to for the past 5 minutes then??!

Heechul: Umm..

Caller: WHO?? is that your name? umm?

Heechul: Call me Cinderella.

Caller: . . .

Heechul: Fried Rice? You still there?

Caller: . . .

Heechul: YO MAN!~

Caller: *starts laughing hysterically**

Heechul: What...What's funny? what?

Caller: Ci-i-i-nderella? Really? *laughs* That's the most unoriginal nickname i've ever heard~ *laughs* A princess who says "Yo man"? You're one crazy princess~! *laughs*

Heechul: It's not that funny that you have to laugh so much... I think i'll hang up.

Caller: NO! PLEASE DONT!

Heechul: Huh?

Caller: Can you tell me, who is this really?!

Heechul: No, i can't.

Caller: Why? Are you one of my stalkers? hmm??

Heechul: Gosh, you're really crazy.

Caller: Then why can't you hang up right now if i am crazy ??

Heechul: I don't know. I'm tired and exhaused. Maybe i just need an entertainment...

Caller: calling me your entertainer now, are you?

Heechul: Yes, something like that.

Caller: O...kay.

Heechul: My cat's staring at me right now...

Caller: ...

Heechul: You got a pet, Fried Rice?

Caller: Uh, a puppy.. Named it after a famous singer. He's sleeping on my chair right now...

Heechul: Name?

Caller: Hankyung. Such an adorable name.

Heechul: Are you serious??!

Caller: Why?

Heechul: So you're a Super Junior fan? Why not name it Heechul?

Caller: Because I don't really like him~ SHHH~!

Heechul: WHAT?! YOU LITTTLE! YOU WANNA D...    Okay, so you like Hankyung the most?

Caller: Yes. What's your cat's name, Cinderella?

Heechul: Can't say.

Caller: You're so mysterious... Don't you have anything you can say about you?!

Heechul: What's there to say to a stranger i just met ... an hour ago?! Wait, what? It's been an hour since we started calling. Isn't your phonebill gonna sting?

Caller: CRAP! CALL ME BACK INSTEAD! I'M HANGING UP! *Hangs up*

Heechul: WHAT? Hanging up without my permission?!
 

(Heechul looks through his call log and dials the most recent number he saw that called him)

Heechul: Fried Rice?

Caller: Heechul hyung? Is my nickname fried rice now?

Heechul: Siwon? What?!

Caller: You called me...~ fried rice?? *laughs**

Heechul:  Uh, no, sorry, i called the wrong person. See you later, Siwon~ *hangs up*

(Heechul tries a different number from his call log)

Heechul: Fried Rice?

Caller: SUSHI!

Heechul: I'm not Sushi, remember?

Caller: Oops, Cindy~~ what took you so long to call back?!

Heechul: Called Siwon instead of you..

Caller: WHAT?! SIWON?!

Heechul: Oh, i meant... um, Siwon. Another one of my friends that likes to call himself Siwon... You know, another Super Junior fan~

Caller: Ah. I thought ... Don't worry. Cindy, what time is it? I can't be bothered turning my head to the clock cos i'm perfectly comfortable with my bed position right now.

Heechul: Lazy. It's ... 12:43AM. OH CRAP! I have to wake up at 4 in the morning~!! Got a busy day~~

Caller: I guess i'll just...go, i suppose.

Heechul: No~ I mean, we'll call each other soon again, right?

Caller: Maybe...~

Heechul: I feel like eating fried rice now... Dammit, why did Hankyung have to leave?!

Caller: . . . . .

Heechul: Oh, uh, you know. Hehehehe... Every ELF miss him in Super Junior, right?

Caller: YES~~ But we should be happy he's happy..

Heechul: Agree! Now, um, i really got to go and rest...

Caller: I'll call you again soon, Cinderella. Fried Rice, signing off~~

(Fried Rice hangs up)

Heechul: I'll miss an ELF like you...