Language and Mpreg (No, I do not hate mpreg)
A Guideline To Storywriting
HALF NO HALF YES.
Just needed to get this off my chest, but please, for the love of anything, stop typing in romanized Korean. It's fine if you're aiming for irreplaceable words like 'unnie' or 'hyung', because they just don't carry the same meaning, but if it means 'sorry', then just ing type 'sorry'! What's your aim of using 'mianhae' or whatever? I get so pissed off because firstly, when I first came into the Kpop fandom, I had no ing idea what was 'joahae' and 'mianhae'. Every single author seems to find the need to include these Korean words into their stories, when they can very well be replaced with the English language! Get your crap together, no one ing likes to read them.
Also, if your characters are going to curse and swear like a ing truck driver, then don't censor the words! Really? What's up with:
"Sh*t! You are such a b*tch!" "You bl*ody id*ot!" "!"
REALLY?
Wow! Thanks for not teaching me how to curse!
So contrary to popular beliefs, I do not hate MPreg. I do read them, and it's just so hard to find a decent one. For the love of my eyes, please, pleaspleaseplease, get some knowledge on pregnancy. When you're six months pregnant, you cannot hide the ing baby bump under a piece of shirt, unless there's something wrong with the fetus! Also, there's absolutely no way guys can give birth naturally, so they have to go through a caesarean section. Don't know what's a ceasarean section? It's where the doctors make incisions on the mother's abdomen and uterus to remove the baby. Every single time I read a natural birth mpreg fic I can't help but laugh, and just... go... mad (with laughter). Nonetheless, it doesn't really bother me, other than just to make me laugh.
I really really dislike it when authors try to write on topics that they aren't familiar with. Even though, yes, a story should be something written by the author's imagination (lest all stories be the same), but at least google a couple of sturdy facts (that can never go wrong) so that your writing has a stronger background.
Please don't get all up and get mad, because this problem has been bottling up within me for years. I doubt I can take it for another day.
If there's any coincidence to your story, I'm really sorry. I did not have any intention to do so.
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