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From: The Boss(me, the auther)
To: tag:Super Junior
Message: Yay!  I'm being pycho by posting a story when I just started another one...
 ~Apples and Lollipops
Time&Date: 7:50 pm 5/11/12

From: Monkey(Lee Eunhyuk)
To: The Boss, tag:Super Junior
Message: No duh!  I haven't yet even appeared with my fishy!!!!!! 
 ~I like fish
Time&Date: 7:51 pm 5/11/12

From: Kyubaby(you know who.  No not Voldemort!)
To: The Boss, tag:Super Junior
Message: You disturbed my winning league on Starcraft!!!!!!  I kill you!
 ~Evil master #2
Time&Date: 7:55 pm 5/11/12

From: The Special Angel(Leeteuk)
To: Kyubaby
Message: Oh your username is too cute!
Time&Date: 7:56 pm 5/11/12

From: Kyubaby
To: The Special Angel
Message: Shut your front door.  Minnie wanted me to do it for valentines' day.
 ~Evil Master #2
Time&Date: 7:58 pm 5/11/12

From: The Boss
To: Monkey
Message: You'll appear soon.  Right after I finish Kangin. 
 ~Apples and Lollipops
Time&Date: 7:59 pm 5/11/12

From: Heedictator(Heechul, like you don't know)
To: The Boss, tag:Super Junior
Message: YOU DARE INTERUPT MY BEAUTY SLEEP!!!!!!!  HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!
 ~Evil Master #1
Time&Date: 7:59 PM 5/11/12

From: The Boss
To: Heedictator
Message: You dare insult me!!  I send your Hankyung and all his Beijing fried rice to Mars!
 ~Apples and Lollipops
Time&Date: 8:00 pm 5/11/12

From: Kungfu and Rice(Hankyung)
To: The Boss, tag:Super Junior
Message: Me sneezed.  Wat happend?
Time&Date: 8:00 pm 5/11/12

From: Shisus(Siwon)
To: Kungfu and Rice
Message: It's I sneezed and what happened Hankyung.
 ~Praise the Lord
Time&Date: 8:01 pm 5/11/12

From: Fishie(Donghae)
To: Monkey
Message: Omg Hyukkie!  Finding Nemo is on the big plastic thingy with moving pictures!
 ~asdfghjkl
Time&Date: 8:02 pm 5/11/12

From: Monkey
To: Fishie
Message: You mean the TV?
 ~I like fish
Time&Date: 8:03 5/11/12

From: Fishie
To: Monkey
Message: Yes!!!!!  Watch it with me????????  Pwease!!!!!!!
 ~asdfghjkl
Time&Date: 8:04 5/11/12

From: Monkey
To: Fishie
Message: Ok ok.  Just don't cry when Nemo gets hurt.  In fact, don't cry at all.
 ~I like fish
Time&Date: 8:05 5/11/12

From: Fishie
To: Monkey
Message: Ok!  Hurry up!  We already missed like 5 minutes!
 ~asdfghjkl
Time&Date: 8:05 5/11/12

From: Bummie(Kibum)
To: Shisus
Message: Wonnie!!!!!  I'm back!!!!!  Missed you so bad!
Time&Date: 8:10 pm 5/11/12

From: Shisus
To: Bummie
Message: You're back.  OH MY ING GOD WHERE DID YOU GO!!???
 ~Praise the Lord
Time&Date: 8:10 pm 5/11/12

From: Bummie
To: Shisus
Message: Omg you swore and used the Lord's name in vain!!!!  I'm so proud. 
Time&Date: 8:11 pm 5/11/12

From: Appa Racoon(Kangin)
To: The Boss, tag:Super Junior
Message: Anyone mind to give their appa a massage?
Time&Date: 8:15 pm 5/11/12

From: The Boss
To: Appa Racoon
Message: You dare ask me??!!
 ~Apples and Lollipops
Time&Date:  5/11/12

From: Appa Racoon
To: The Boss
Message: Hmf.  Sor-ree!
Time&Date:  5/11/12

From: Bummie
To: Appa Racoon
Message: No.
Time&Date: 8:16 pm 5/11/12

From: Monkey
To: Appa Racoon
Message: No way.  You smell.
 ~I like fish
Time&Date: 8:16 pm 5/11/12

From: Appa Racoon
To: Monkey
Message: Like you're the one to talk!!
Time&Date:  5/11/12

From: The Special Angel
To: Appa Racoon
Message: Sorry dear, I'm busy trying to get Sungminnie to stop giving me Thai massage.
Time&Date: 8:17 5/11/12

From: Pink Bunny(Sungmin)
To: Appa Racoon
Message: Nope.  Giving umma my thanks by giving him a Thai massage.
 ~Pink is awesome!  Don't judge.
Time&Date: 8:18 pm 5/11/12

From: Cook Wookie(Ryeowook)
To: Appa Racoon
Message: I'll do it.
Time&Date: 8:20 5/11/12

From: Appa Racoon
To: Cook Wookie
Message: Thank you my child.  The army has taken its toll on appa's back.
Time&Date: 8:21 5/11/12

From: Turtles(Yesung)
To: Cook Wookie
Message: Noooooo!  Don't leave me Wookie!
 ~Ddangkoma
Time&Date: 8:21 pm 5/11/12

From: Cook Wookie
To: Turtles
Message: It's just a massage Sungie.  I'll give you one later!
Time&Date: 8:22 pm 5/11/12

From: Ramen(Shindong)
To: Kungfu and Rice
Message: I need food.
 ~Food
Time&Date: 8:30 pm 5/11/12

From: Kungfu and Rice
To: Ramen
Message: Beijing fried rice?
Time&Date: 8:31 pm 5/11/12

From: Ramen
To: Kungfu and Rice
Message: Yes.  Now.
 ~Food
Time&Date: 8:31 pm 5/11/12

From: Mochi(Henry)
To: Mimi(Zhoumi)
Message: Gege, I'm scared of the dark!!
Time&Date: 9:30 pm 5/11/12

From: Mimi
To: Mochi
Message: Don't worry, Gege will be there soon. 
Time&Date: 9:31 pm 5/11/12

From: The Boss
To: You
Message: Please comment and subscribe!  And yes, I am talking to you!
 ~Apples and Lollipops 
Time&Date: 12:00 am 5/11/12