From: The Boss
To: You
Message: Hey guys!  Sorry I was on a really long hiatus!  I went on a trip!!  And, my hand was hurt...  Anyway, if wanna know more about it, you can read the blog here.  Here's your long waited(?) update!!!
 ~y, Free, and Single. 
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: The Special Angel
To: Appa Racoon
Message: What in the world is that noise???
 ~ELF!  Sarahae!
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Appa Racoon
To: The Special Angel
Message: Either a dying goat or Donghae trying to laugh evilly.
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: The Special Angel
To: Appa Racoon
Message: Ugh, who bought the goat???  I bet it's Shindong.  That boy's been craving goat meat.  I'll go call animal patrol.
 ~ELF!  Sarahae!!
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Appa Racoon
To: The Special Angel
Message: And how did you rule out evil laughing Hae?
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: The Special Angel
To: Appa Racoon
Message: My Haebaby?  Evil???  Nah, you are dreaming.
 ~ELF!  Saranhae!!
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Fishy
To: Heedictator
Message: Muah he he hee hee hay!
 ~Learning to be evil
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Heedictator
To: Fishy
Message: Stop!  Your evil laughter scares dinosaraus!
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Fishy
To: Heedictator
Message: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!  Ok.  So, what's our plan???
 ~Learning to be evil
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Heedictator
To: Fishy
Message: Ok!  I am going to replace that monkey's shaving cream with creamy acid. 
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Fishy
To: Heedictator
Message: How is that evil?
 ~Learning to be evil
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Heedictator
To: Fishy
Message: You know the boy!  You know how much and how hard your hubby shaves!!
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Fishy
To: Heedictator
Message: Ohhhhhhhh~  Ok!  Hee hee, I'm so evil!!
 ~Learning to be evil
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Heedictator
To: Fishy
Message: How are you evil?!  I'm the one who came up with the idea!
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Fishy
To: Heedictator
Message: Meh.  I'm still so evil~
 ~Learning to be evil
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Heedictator
To: Fishy
Message: Chullia, don't ruin a child's dream...  So, what's your plan for Hannie?
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Fishy
To: Heedictator
Message: Well, you know how he's a morning riser?  Well, when he wakes up, we will switch the clock so that it is like two hours later.  Then he will think he is late~  He will then rush to work without cleaning himself and the stylist noonas will be mad at him for being dirty! 
 ~Learning to be evil
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Heedictator
To: Fishy
Message: Beginners are still beginners...  But about that idea...  We can make his alarm go off like every half an hour!  Let's see that

panda be an early riser then!  Ha!
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Fishy
To: Heedictator
Message: *mumbles* I still like my idea better...  How are we going to wire his alarm clock without staying up all night ourselves?
 ~Learning to be evil
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Heedictator
To: Fishy
Message: Easy.  Doesn't Kyubaby call himself "Evil Hot Baby Genius"?
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Fishy
To: Heedictator
Message: Oh yeah!  Muah he he hee hee hay!
 ~Learning to be evil
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: The Special Angel
To: Ramen
Message: Weewoo weewoo!  Animal Patrol Angel here!  Return the goat to the rightful owner!
 ~ELF!  Saranhae!!
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Ramen
To: The Special Angel
Message: What goat?
 ~Someone change my username! 
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Heedictator
To: Kyubaby
Message: Hey Kyu!  We have a job for you!
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Kyubaby
To: Heedictator
Message: Can't you see I broke half my bones in my body?!  You evil pink old lady.
 ~Hurt
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Heedictator
To: Kyubaby
Message: *to self* contain rage Chullia.  Contain. 
So, I'll pay in video games~
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Kyubaby
To: Heedictator
Message: ...ok
 ~Hurt
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Heedictator
To: Fishy
Message: Ha!  Those two traitors are dead~
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Fishy
To: Heedictator
Message: Muah he he hee hee hay Hyukkie!  Hannie hyung, muah he he hee hee hay!
 ~Learning to be evil
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: The Special Angel
To: Ramen
Message: I said return the goat!!
 ~ELF!  Saranhae!!
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Ramen
To: The Special Angel
Message: I ain't got no goat!
 ~Someone change my username!
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Monkey
To: Kungfu and Rice
Message: You feel a weird cold shiver up your back?
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: Kungfu and Rice
To: Monkey
Message: Must bee weerd lady beehind us.  Breth smels weerd. 
 ~Espaniel~
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm

From: The Boss
To: You
Message: Hm, it's shorter than I thought... Sigh...  Anyway, show your love by commenting and subscribing!  And, if you do that, I just may give you a virtual Kpop idol in a box!  (Sorry, just rewatched Super Junior's Explorers of the Human Body.)
 ~y, Free, and Single.
Date&Time: 7/9/12 xx:xx xm