Eunhyuk: 

Haebaby, I miss Junsu...

Donghae:

It's ok, Teukie Hyung only went out to fetch some milk.

Eunhyuk:

No, not that Junsu, Xiah Junsu... :(

Donghae:

Well, you still text him don't you?

Eunhyuk:

But it's not the same!

Donghae:

Well, I'm not sure how I can really help you with this problem, love.

Eunhyuk:

Oh, I didn't ask for you iness!

Donghae:

How was I being y?!

Eunhyuk:

You just were! Here I am pouring my heart to you and you just go, nope, I gotta .

Donghae:

I most certainly did not say that! 

Eunhyuk:

I bet you wanted to! I should have known you were going to react this way!

Donghae:

What?!

Eunhyuk:

I always knew you were jealous of our friendship!

Donghae:

Never!

Eunhyuk:

Oh I know! I bet you are glad that SM disbanded TVXQ!

Donghae:

I am at lost for words...

Eunhyuk:

What? At your humility? Your humanity?! Your sanity?

Donghae:

You don't even make sense!

Eunhyuk:

Oh I see straight through you! You are a sad excuse for a human being!

Donghae:

Excuse me?!

Eunhyuk:

That's right! I've cracked your devieving act!

Donghae:

This is outrageous!

Eunhyuk:

You are probably what caused TVXQ to break up!

Donghae:

Wha?

Eunhyuk:

You broke my heart, you son of a motherless goat! I hate you!

Donghae:

Well, I hate you too! God, what's wrong with you! Are you on your man period?!

Eunhyuk:

We are forever severing ties. Good bye!

Donghae:

Fine!

Donghae:

And my mother was not a goat!

Donghae:

Neither was my father!

Donghae:

Nor my Grandmother!

Donghae:

On both sides!

Donghae:

Oh you!

Donghae:

What the hell?!

De Bouss:

The Eunhae drama shall return...